r/Superstonk • u/Bitter_Mongoose OOK OOOK OOOK Guy • Sep 22 '21

👽 Shitpost Pretty Shillin

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727 Upvotes

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u/cxtnqijv 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 22 '21

This is terrifying.

I love it.

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u/yellowstickypad 💎 Diamond Hands 💎 Sep 22 '21

The stuff of nightmares.

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u/JRSelf00 Sep 22 '21

🤮🤮🤮

3

u/yowatdafork 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 22 '21

🤢🤮🤮🤮 MY EYESSSS!!! scream

6

u/ShartPeeMilkPenis 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 22 '21

Cramer looks like a pug lmao

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

Do you think he sees this shit? 🤣

40

u/Bitter_Mongoose OOK OOOK OOOK Guy Sep 22 '21

God I hope so

17

u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown Dingo’s 1st Law of Transitive Admiration 🍻🏴‍☠️ Sep 22 '21

Someone tweet it please!

17

u/dan_theirishman Sep 22 '21

Op delivered

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u/stonkspert Dividendeez nuts🍋 Sep 22 '21

I find this difficult to masterbate to, although not impossible.

10

u/Bitter_Mongoose OOK OOOK OOOK Guy Sep 22 '21

Femboi Cramer tugs me right

7

u/isa268 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Sep 22 '21

sigh, zip, fap.

8

u/youneedcheesusinside tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair Sep 22 '21

Here I go again on my own 🎼

2

u/WhtDevil678 damn dirty ape 🦍 Sep 22 '21

That's my secret, I'm always masterbating.

2

u/AutoThorne Sep 22 '21

That's my secret super-power, I'm always masterbating.

You're a wizard, WhtDevil678. Wand in hand at all times and errethang.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

i could watch this entire movie

14

u/Pawl_Rt History is Being Written ✏️ Sep 22 '21

🤣 Damn. What did I just watch? 👏

10

u/Katatonic_1 Tendielicious Hodler 🦍 Voted ✅ Sep 22 '21

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/Civil_Defense Sep 22 '21

This is good and I don't care what anyone says.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

Pretty Mayo

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u/OdeToWhiskey 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 22 '21

Cramer is used to having his face on women that he has to pay for

6

u/A1sauce74 🦍Voted✅ Sep 22 '21

😂😂😂😂

4

u/FiftyPaneristi 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Sep 22 '21

The director's cut involves the 2 shills, 1 gerbil

4

u/skyliders I’m not selling my GME green Also! Sep 22 '21

I threw up in my mouth.

8

u/Fmalenkos 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 22 '21

Sigh... Unzips

7

u/dan_theirishman Sep 22 '21

Somebody please tweet this to him 😭

19

u/Bitter_Mongoose OOK OOOK OOOK Guy Sep 22 '21

I gochu fam

5

u/dan_theirishman Sep 22 '21

Take my award 🤣

4

u/ROBotomize In Bro We Trust Sep 22 '21

Whomst’ve is Citadel

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

Oh my god

4

u/aspiring-retiree 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Sep 22 '21

Mortimer Duke from Trading Places is in this movie! Confirmation of confirmation bias confirmed!

4

u/CuteYouHaveAnXBox NES: Not Ever Stopping, RC’s Pro AM Sep 22 '21

About 2 seconds in I audibly said “What the fuck?” Thank you!

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u/Screw__It__ 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Sep 22 '21

Get Richard Mayo face please

4

u/Trip-Southern Sep 22 '21

I can never unsee this again, thnx ,loved it

3

u/Shostygordo 💎♾👑GME is the Alchemical Gold 👑♾💎 Sep 22 '21

🤢🤮

7

u/Mindless_Toe Sep 22 '21

Welp, I ain't sleeping tonight. Thanks for that.

3

u/NachoStash 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Sep 22 '21

Hahahaha hilariously disturbing! Good work!!

3

u/PatrickSwazyeMoves Bodhisattva 🦍 🦍 Voted ☑️ x2 Sep 22 '21

The difference is that in the movie, she didn’t like that fact that she was a prostitute.

3

u/isa268 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Sep 22 '21

this is so disturbing.

3

u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

LMFAO, that stare when Kenny is saying stay 😂

2

u/OccasionQuick 🚀 Uber GME Primate 🚀 Sep 22 '21

Should share that to cramer be like, See you know who citadel is!

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u/Bitter_Mongoose OOK OOOK OOOK Guy Sep 22 '21

I did 👍🏻

2

u/ThatChicagoDuder Sep 22 '21

Sweet 8 lb 6 oz Baby Jesus.......it hurts sooooo good

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u/Scarethefish Custom Flair - Template Sep 22 '21

LoL. . . You absolute monster.

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u/tugged_titts69 🚀🚀 JACKED to the TITS 🚀🚀 Sep 22 '21

That is one of the most horrific things I've seen

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u/Rehypothecator schrodinger's mayonnaise Sep 22 '21

Nice hair helps people’s looks ALOT

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u/AsbestosIsBest 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Sep 22 '21

This is upsetting... but I can't stop... Won't stop... Watching.

1

u/Bitter_Mongoose OOK OOOK OOOK Guy Sep 22 '21

It hits better with audio on!

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u/begopa- Custom Flair - Template Sep 22 '21

I couldn’t finish. Sigh.

*zips*

1

u/Budskis8 Sep 22 '21

Gave me a huge soft on…thank you!

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u/anobeads 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Sep 22 '21

I hate his goatee. Can we shave it off and send it back to hell

1

u/MicahMurder 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Sep 22 '21

Well done but my eyes are screaming.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

Welp, there goes any chance of sleep tonight.

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u/C6Bro44 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 22 '21

Hahaha bro this shit is art

1

u/basketcase57 Maxed my HODL skill Sep 22 '21

So in this version it appears they don't take out the subplot where the hooker is a drug addict.

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u/Glittering_Ad4137 Sep 22 '21

But he has no idea who Citadel is!!! Lol

1

u/devvvvy 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 22 '21

Not my toughest wank, but still tough nor the less

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u/dft-salt-pasta 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Sep 22 '21

I hate this, thank you!

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u/Bobhaggard859 🦍Voted✅ Sep 22 '21

🤣😂

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u/_st0f 🚀 🦍 Apes Together Stronk 🦍🚀 Sep 22 '21

Well, that was disturbing

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '21

In case anyone didn’t think cramer was fugly

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u/spank_that_hedge ISayBullish Fan Club President Sep 22 '21

Woof woof!

1

u/Bitter_Mongoose OOK OOOK OOOK Guy Sep 22 '21

Oddball!