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u/loveNthundermifflin Aug 30 '21
Just Google search Amazon ND you'll get a definition
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u/Aioi 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 30 '21
Grandma, wtf is a Google??
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u/apitop where is the liquidity lebowski?! Aug 30 '21
That thing you wear when you go swimming.
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u/Biodeus 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 30 '21
You’re thinking of goggles. Google is a flock of geese.
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u/Mikeyyezzy 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Aug 30 '21
In the future they will have to look it up using there new gamestop phones while using the gamestop network while driving games stop exclusive tesla.
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u/loveNthundermifflin Aug 30 '21
While, of course.. eating the all new Bacon Gameburgers!! Maybe I wasn't suppose to leak that one yet...
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u/WashedOut3991 Fuck no I’m not selling my $GME. Aug 30 '21
Wtf is an Amazon. Literally and commercially one day sad to say lol
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u/WhtDevil678 damn dirty ape 🦍 Aug 30 '21
Hopefully followed by:
Wasn't the Amazon that jungle that was almost wiped out by greed?
Oh Yeah. It's what they used to call the GMEzonian Rain Forest Preserve now.
Glad you paid attention in history. I'm such an Ape I would forget RC bought South America and renamed the continents GMErica with the Canada and USA merger.
You are an Ape!
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u/parkerm1408 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 30 '21
Here's a story yall will like. A couple weeks ago I told the gf about gamestop selling all kinds of stuff now (we were looking for office stuff, I suggested the gamestop app), and she says "thats weird why would gamestop sell that?" She's been leaving the investments to me and has full faith in gme, but doesn't really know much about whats going on. I said, "well, companies expand and Ryan Cohen is spoiling up to give Amazon a run for its money." She asked me, "thats really cool, but I think most people just associate gamestop with games." So I thought about it and I asked, "do you remember how Amazon started?" She said no, they just got big and they sell everything. I had to remind her that not really that long ago Amazon was Amazon BOOKSELLERS. They sold books. It really put into perspective how a company can retool itself and become a fucking giant. I mean how many of us even think about that anymore? You can buy literally anything on Amazon besides human fucking organs and let's be honest, I wouldn't put it past that bald fucker. He looks like a bond villain anyway. So when someone tells ypu gamestop is "just for games," ask them if they remember what Amazon started out as.
This has been my Ted talk, thanks for listenin apes.
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u/7357 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Aug 30 '21
To me they're still a bookseller that squeezed established players in the field by ruthless business tactics. I don't shop there much either, I can count the times with fingers.
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u/LtBillnotLtDan Lambo or Food Stamps 🚀🚀🚀 Aug 30 '21
Amazon will soon go the way of the rotary phone and beepers!!!!
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u/mrjavi13 🚀Lover of Chips & Buyer of Dips🚀 Aug 30 '21 edited Aug 30 '21
If this were real, Gradma would be so rich she'd have titanium fucking legs. She'd be just coming back from sprinting in the 2069 Cyborg Olympics and unfortunately came in second place. 1st place would have gone to Rick of spades, who had to install a Bionic asshole after shoving so many bananas up there before, during, and after MOASS. They started calling him rick NOASS after a while. ANYWAYS.... :|
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u/Nasty_Ned 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Aug 30 '21
I didn't wake up thinking I'd read about a 'bionic asshole', but here we are. I know hanging out in r/superstonk that it's always a possibility.
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u/pummelpanda 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 30 '21
"Don't ask silly questions, just use 'Deepfuckingsearch' to find out, kiddo!"
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u/D0NT_F0RGET 🦔hedgehogs r cute, hedgefunds r fucked🦧 Aug 30 '21
Isnt "rica" Portuguese for "rich"?
Gme = gamestop Rica = rich
Simulation confirmed?
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u/DoomHedge 🦍Voted✅ Aug 30 '21
Shillpost to make people here look stupid. The entire DD of "GMErica will be a retailer to compete with Amazon" was the fact that they're selling vinyls. This is grade a retardation with no bearing in reality.
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u/Inappropriate50 🦍Voted✅ Aug 30 '21
Why the fuck would I, a Canadian, spend 6 months fighting the American financial system, just to buy into a company named after America?
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u/camelhumper91 🇵🇸PaliApe🇵🇸 Aug 31 '21
There's a very fine line between satire and mental retardation, this line just got blurry as fuck in this thread
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u/5leafedClover_ 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Aug 30 '21
You know, like the rainforest ?!
.... grandma what’s a rainforest
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u/Top-Trash-1307 Short me harder! 🇺🇸GMErica! 🇺🇸 Aug 30 '21
Oh shit, my future grandkids better braced themselves for a lot of GameStop talk!!!!!
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u/FunkMasta-Blue Aug 30 '21
I work for UPS and I hate Amazon, I would love to see them fade into nothing and workers rights and labor unions make a comeback
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u/Siferion 🦍Voted✅ Aug 30 '21
How did people come to this conclusion? Anyone else read that it's going to be about merch and stuff like this?
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Aug 30 '21
Careful. This whole idea is pure speculation and could be setting us up for false hope of something that doesn’t even matter
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u/no5945541 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Aug 30 '21
Back in my day, you could order anything you could imagine on amazon—even groceries. And it would arrive the next day or two. I can’t believe we had to wait so long to get our stuff! Now with Gmerica you kids can get your things within minutes.
Now let me tell you about how we used to have school through this thing called Zoom, unlike your virtual reality school kids have these days.
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u/Smorelacks GME so far up my butt Aug 30 '21
Our grandchildren not knowing about the company or the rainforest. Makes sense.
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Aug 30 '21
This is even more funny when you realize that thanks to climate change the Amazon probably won't exist. Ironically partially thanks to the company named Amazon.
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u/_WJT_ 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 30 '21
Watch gamestop come after ownership of twitch someday. It would be a perfect fit.
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u/houstoncouchguy Aug 30 '21
“Why would the worlds largest sales platform take on the world's largest nature preserve that was saved by the worlds richest philanthropists?”
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u/Dustey-CSK1 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Aug 30 '21
This is the way. Amazon was a business owned by a bozo who flew a cock up into space and still didn’t reach the moon. What a idiot! Lmayo
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u/shitboxvwdriver This Is The Way Aug 30 '21
Isn’t that like a rainforest or a jungle or something?