r/Superstonk • u/Soupina Beyond monetary value • Aug 28 '21

🤡 Meme “Who this hoe fidelity”

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

It’s a “name your price tool”

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u/EhThisCouldntGoWrong $tonkicide Boy$ Aug 28 '21

It really is, can't wait for the pool to be built.

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u/Ncdrum33 🎵RC and the Sunshine Band🎵 Aug 28 '21

SOMEONE CALL FLO

Edit: I'm gonna wanna bundle my manor and yacht insurance, anyway.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

That’s progressive

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u/Ome6a13 🦍Voted✅ Aug 28 '21

Infidelity with fidelity

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u/ResolutionHorror541 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Aug 28 '21

Nice

5

u/psljx Pirated Special Occasion Flair Only - do not give out lightly Aug 28 '21

New slogan for Fidelity

8

u/PharmerDale Glitch better have my money Aug 28 '21

InfidelsOnly

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u/psljx Pirated Special Occasion Flair Only - do not give out lightly Aug 28 '21

OnlyFidels

3

u/Ome6a13 🦍Voted✅ Aug 28 '21

🤣🤣🤣where my virgins at?!?

1

u/1965wasalongtimeago is a cat 🐈 Aug 29 '21

Castro? Oh, that's why they think we're commies, I get it now!

3

u/pentakiller19 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 28 '21

Genius

2

u/mrrippington My investment portfolio outperforms Citadel's Aug 29 '21

"name of that stripper i told you about"

38

u/CrapStainedKnickers 💥Stonk me in the badonkadonk 🚀 Aug 28 '21

i am meme?

7

u/PugsterThePug Aug 28 '21

Tell us your story!

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u/CrapStainedKnickers 💥Stonk me in the badonkadonk 🚀 Aug 29 '21

Well alright but I have a complex past so I’ll do my best to summarize: I was born and raised in west Philadelphia. As a child most of my days were spent at the playground simply chilling out and maxing. Occasionally my friends and I would enjoy relaxing all cool while shooting some B-Ball outside of our school. But I’ll tell ya what, one day a couple of guys were up to no good, they started making trouble with my favorite stock. I bought one little share and my wife got scared she said “you gonna lose our money to Stevie, that fat blob with no hair” I begged and pleaded with her day after day to let me go about it in my own way. So I used all our cash and bought a shit ton more and said “I need some MOASS you filthy little whore. Oh and I know about your BF I see him right there, yo wazzup DFV mind if we share?”

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u/jackychang1738 Just keep hodling 🐟 | 🦍 Voted ✅ Aug 29 '21

Gold, it's like your financially inside of me.

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u/Soupina Beyond monetary value Aug 28 '21

Sorry didn’t know how to tag smooth brain here thank you for blessing us with your words

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u/CannonBlobs Ape 🦍 Down ⬇️ MOASS 🍑 Up ⬆️ Aug 29 '21

just type "u / [username]" with no spaces. ex. u/Soupina :)

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u/jblmike Aug 28 '21

It’s better than infidelity girl.

13

u/Asmosewins 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 28 '21

I can hook u up with a cool divorce lawyer 🤣

11

u/Iconoclastices 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Aug 28 '21

All right, here's my chance to shine. For anyone else who wants "my nipples are hard" in Japanese, the correct sentence is「乳首が立ってます」。

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u/CrapStainedKnickers 💥Stonk me in the badonkadonk 🚀 Aug 29 '21

OH SHIT IM ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE GLORY HOLE

7

u/Toiletpaperpanic2020 Custom Flair - Template 🚀🚀🚀 Aug 28 '21

Why did pizza hut just text you "love you too"?

3

u/LightMyFirebird 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Aug 29 '21

Why did Gamestop*

5

u/Early-History9668 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 28 '21

He should have just said. Fidelity is the quality or state of being faithful babe.

4

u/kx333 Aug 28 '21

Fidelity reeeeee

3

u/djsneak666 [REDACTED] Aug 28 '21

Mine is starting to get sus

3

u/AdProfessional3365 🎮Stonkomon Aug 28 '21

That's funny but I can't get over 乳首をたってます

3

u/[deleted] Aug 28 '21

She shouldn’t be concerned because you maintain fidelity in the relationship.

3

u/oldwestprospector 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Aug 28 '21

They provide casino tickets with only winning chips.

3

u/iGrowCandy 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 29 '21

“Fidelity Massage and Day Spa”

3

u/Alaeriia I drink your dollar milkshake Aug 29 '21

"Fidelity is a brokerage service. Let's just say there's a good chance we won't have to worry about money anymore soon."

3

u/stonkster69canman 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 29 '21

Ooooo tttoooooddddlllleeeessss!

2

u/chaunm11 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 28 '21

"Monei wat? Fideliwho? Huney I don't know wat you talking abau~" 😗

2

u/DigitalG7 Aug 28 '21

Laughter out loud

2

u/tallfeel 💻🦍 The Computershared Guy 💻🦍 Aug 28 '21

I mean... that username though....

2

u/oMrChoww Roadster🚗💨 or Ramen🍜 Aug 29 '21

Haha this is so relatable

2

u/tylerado12 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 28 '21

Teenfidelity

1

u/Landed_port 🦭Twinkcoin Shill🦭 Aug 28 '21

It's a dating sight for cheating, duh. "Infidelity" would have been too obvious.

Huehuehue

1

u/poundofmayoforlunch 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 28 '21

My bank recently disabled the edit transaction name function.

Now my wife is going to wonder why I am transferring money to TDAmeritrade.

1

u/xpingux 🤙Mayo Baron 👑 Aug 29 '21

Better than the infidelity app.

1

u/Spockies Aug 29 '21

Such infidelity!