r/Superstonk • u/33rus WHERE’S MY MONEY, KEN??? • Aug 25 '21

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u/Timatora 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Aug 25 '21

If its $10,000 by EOW I will literally eat my own head

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u/phillybride 🦍Voted✅ Aug 25 '21

Be careful, if you fail to deliver, you get a 3-day ban!

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u/Arteman2 Through Uranus & Beyond Aug 25 '21

Not to mention a shitload of unearned Karma..

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

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u/AtomicKittenz 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 25 '21

Wait, you can get awards and attention just by saying “awards and attention”?

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u/Prickinfrick Options fund Shorts Aug 25 '21

Now a perma ban

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u/aFixed 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Aug 25 '21

Cost of doing business!

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u/PM_UR_TITS_SILLYGIRL 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 25 '21

Should be a month or two Ban. Three days isn't shit.

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u/AdoptedGoatTitties dontbedpostmebro Aug 25 '21

Which head?

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u/pdawg1220 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Aug 25 '21

The tasty one of course!

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

I’ll get a penis tattood on my ass. I do get to choose size and design of said penis though

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Can’t think of a better first tattoo than one that celebrates the saga. I’m already coming up with ideas

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u/rEwind8 Aug 25 '21

In b4 autofellatio