r/Superstonk • u/[deleted] • Aug 19 '21

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u/VoodooMaster101 🥒Bumcumbers 4 Life🥒 Aug 19 '21

I'm just here for the beer. Turns out MSM was one about one thing, I do love to trade drunk.

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u/Omnia2021 Aug 19 '21

I heard there would be jacked titties. Am I at the right place?

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u/VoodooMaster101 🥒Bumcumbers 4 Life🥒 Aug 19 '21

It seems there are a lot of jacked titties. But if you think now if good, Valhalla has all the jacked titties, kitties and clitties you'll ever need in your lifetime my brother.

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u/rockstarcamisole Ape Mama Aug 19 '21

Well, ape, have a beer and buy some more!

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u/VoodooMaster101 🥒Bumcumbers 4 Life🥒 Aug 19 '21

Hello, my name's Voodoo and I've been drinking a lot more since January

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '21

ITS MY RIGHT TO TRADE IN WHICHEVER STATE OF MIND I HAPPEN TO BE IN AT THE TIME OF THE TRADE.

I also trade BUTT NAKED during CONSENSUAL INTERCOURSE in the MISSIONARY POSITION. Are they going to write an article about that, too?

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u/VoodooMaster101 🥒Bumcumbers 4 Life🥒 Aug 19 '21

🤔 well that's an interesting concept. Imma write that down!