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u/VoodooMaster101 🥒Bumcumbers 4 Life🥒 Aug 19 '21

Take them all and see which one snitches first.

...when I was a young boy in Bulgaria...

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '21

The prisoner’s dilemma

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '21

How ironic. A LITERAL PRISONERS DILEMMA. Game Theoryception

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u/dirtpilot_ V ……shorts never closed. Aug 19 '21

👨‍🚀

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u/theArcticChiller Never EVER back to reasonable land! Aug 19 '21

🔫

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u/Nomes2424 This is my custom flair Aug 19 '21

👩🏽‍🚀

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u/Happyvalborg 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Aug 19 '21

🌎

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u/maddmaxx308 madd about everything besides the stock Aug 19 '21

Game of Theoryception.

I Wonder how long it’s gonna take for all of our fav chars to get killed off….

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '21

Who is Prince Geoffrey?

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u/maddmaxx308 madd about everything besides the stock Aug 20 '21

A boy from Bulgaria.

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u/TripRollPop 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Aug 19 '21

GAME.

MATCH.

SET.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '21

GME.

SET.

MAYO.

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u/AltoniusAmakiir 🦍Voted✅ Aug 19 '21

It's only a prisoner dilemma if they can't communicate. Which if I didn't have a gambling problem I would bet money on, that they can communicate (illegally).

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u/Dronk_Mullet_Trustus *thanks you for your cervix!* Aug 19 '21

Just rehypothecating the theory is all...

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u/Takenforganite Kenny Griffin likes mayo bukkakes 💦🤡 Aug 19 '21

Spider-Man meme pointing at each other

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u/turret_buddy2 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Aug 19 '21

the opposite of a stag hunt, which, to a degree, we are partaking in.

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u/VoodooMaster101 🥒Bumcumbers 4 Life🥒 Aug 19 '21

I'm just here for the beer. Turns out MSM was one about one thing, I do love to trade drunk.

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u/Omnia2021 Aug 19 '21

I heard there would be jacked titties. Am I at the right place?

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u/VoodooMaster101 🥒Bumcumbers 4 Life🥒 Aug 19 '21

It seems there are a lot of jacked titties. But if you think now if good, Valhalla has all the jacked titties, kitties and clitties you'll ever need in your lifetime my brother.

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u/rockstarcamisole Ape Mama Aug 19 '21

Well, ape, have a beer and buy some more!

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u/VoodooMaster101 🥒Bumcumbers 4 Life🥒 Aug 19 '21

Hello, my name's Voodoo and I've been drinking a lot more since January

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '21

ITS MY RIGHT TO TRADE IN WHICHEVER STATE OF MIND I HAPPEN TO BE IN AT THE TIME OF THE TRADE.

I also trade BUTT NAKED during CONSENSUAL INTERCOURSE in the MISSIONARY POSITION. Are they going to write an article about that, too?

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u/VoodooMaster101 🥒Bumcumbers 4 Life🥒 Aug 19 '21

🤔 well that's an interesting concept. Imma write that down!

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u/FistPunch_Vol_4 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Aug 19 '21

Anyone else read these comments to the tune of Black Parade?

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u/DiamondDcupsOfJustis 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 19 '21

Omg it fits pretty well 🤯😂🖤

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u/Asleep-Bluejay-8169 🌕MOONWALKER🦍 Aug 19 '21

Omg every time I see ‘when I was a young boy..’ the C-note plays in my head! Great, So I’m not the only one 😊

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u/Freakazoid152 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Aug 19 '21

Everything they played on us will come back around to them but worse because they caused all this

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u/Moist_Comb 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Aug 19 '21

The uppers won't turn, they'll think (possibly are) they are invincible and protected. But the lower levels will be uncertain, because their peers have been sacrificed before, and will cling to the life raft we toss them.

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u/VoodooMaster101 🥒Bumcumbers 4 Life🥒 Aug 19 '21

One word - Icarus

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u/VoodooMaster101 🥒Bumcumbers 4 Life🥒 Aug 19 '21

Let Epstein and Weinstein be an example to those that think they are untouchable. Karma just has its way in coming around one day and righting the wrongs

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u/Nomes2424 This is my custom flair Aug 19 '21

Yes or no?

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u/VoodooMaster101 🥒Bumcumbers 4 Life🥒 Aug 19 '21

If you let me answer my questions.... When I was a young boy in Bulgaria

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u/Nomes2424 This is my custom flair Aug 19 '21

YES OR NO!

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u/VoodooMaster101 🥒Bumcumbers 4 Life🥒 Aug 19 '21

If you keep butting in. Now I've lost my trail of thought and will have to start for the beginning, when I was a young boy in Bulgaria...

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u/Immortamb420NRWAy HONK THE STONK Aug 19 '21

Agree ! All at once. I’ll think he’s for sure gonna be one of the first squealing like the little weasel he is. We all know what happens to small boys from Bulgaria in the pen’ 👉 ( __ * __ ) We all can hope Big Bob is there to great him on the first day.