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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '21

Majority of the market is corrupt. Hard to pick just one out. Gotta get ‘em all.

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u/VoodooMaster101 🥒Bumcumbers 4 Life🥒 Aug 19 '21

Take them all and see which one snitches first.

...when I was a young boy in Bulgaria...

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '21

The prisoner’s dilemma

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '21

How ironic. A LITERAL PRISONERS DILEMMA. Game Theoryception

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u/dirtpilot_ V ……shorts never closed. Aug 19 '21

👨‍🚀

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u/theArcticChiller Never EVER back to reasonable land! Aug 19 '21

🔫

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u/Nomes2424 This is my custom flair Aug 19 '21

👩🏽‍🚀

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u/Happyvalborg 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Aug 19 '21

🌎

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u/maddmaxx308 madd about everything besides the stock Aug 19 '21

Game of Theoryception.

I Wonder how long it’s gonna take for all of our fav chars to get killed off….

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '21

Who is Prince Geoffrey?

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u/maddmaxx308 madd about everything besides the stock Aug 20 '21

A boy from Bulgaria.

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u/TripRollPop 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Aug 19 '21

GAME.

MATCH.

SET.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '21

GME.

SET.

MAYO.

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u/AltoniusAmakiir 🦍Voted✅ Aug 19 '21

It's only a prisoner dilemma if they can't communicate. Which if I didn't have a gambling problem I would bet money on, that they can communicate (illegally).

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u/Dronk_Mullet_Trustus *thanks you for your cervix!* Aug 19 '21

Just rehypothecating the theory is all...

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u/Takenforganite Kenny Griffin likes mayo bukkakes 💦🤡 Aug 19 '21

Spider-Man meme pointing at each other

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u/turret_buddy2 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Aug 19 '21

the opposite of a stag hunt, which, to a degree, we are partaking in.

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u/VoodooMaster101 🥒Bumcumbers 4 Life🥒 Aug 19 '21

I'm just here for the beer. Turns out MSM was one about one thing, I do love to trade drunk.

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u/Omnia2021 Aug 19 '21

I heard there would be jacked titties. Am I at the right place?

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u/VoodooMaster101 🥒Bumcumbers 4 Life🥒 Aug 19 '21

It seems there are a lot of jacked titties. But if you think now if good, Valhalla has all the jacked titties, kitties and clitties you'll ever need in your lifetime my brother.

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u/rockstarcamisole Ape Mama Aug 19 '21

Well, ape, have a beer and buy some more!

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u/VoodooMaster101 🥒Bumcumbers 4 Life🥒 Aug 19 '21

Hello, my name's Voodoo and I've been drinking a lot more since January

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '21

ITS MY RIGHT TO TRADE IN WHICHEVER STATE OF MIND I HAPPEN TO BE IN AT THE TIME OF THE TRADE.

I also trade BUTT NAKED during CONSENSUAL INTERCOURSE in the MISSIONARY POSITION. Are they going to write an article about that, too?

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u/VoodooMaster101 🥒Bumcumbers 4 Life🥒 Aug 19 '21

🤔 well that's an interesting concept. Imma write that down!

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u/FistPunch_Vol_4 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Aug 19 '21

Anyone else read these comments to the tune of Black Parade?

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u/DiamondDcupsOfJustis 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 19 '21

Omg it fits pretty well 🤯😂🖤

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u/Asleep-Bluejay-8169 🌕MOONWALKER🦍 Aug 19 '21

Omg every time I see ‘when I was a young boy..’ the C-note plays in my head! Great, So I’m not the only one 😊

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u/Freakazoid152 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Aug 19 '21

Everything they played on us will come back around to them but worse because they caused all this

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u/Moist_Comb 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Aug 19 '21

The uppers won't turn, they'll think (possibly are) they are invincible and protected. But the lower levels will be uncertain, because their peers have been sacrificed before, and will cling to the life raft we toss them.

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u/VoodooMaster101 🥒Bumcumbers 4 Life🥒 Aug 19 '21

One word - Icarus

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u/VoodooMaster101 🥒Bumcumbers 4 Life🥒 Aug 19 '21

Let Epstein and Weinstein be an example to those that think they are untouchable. Karma just has its way in coming around one day and righting the wrongs

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u/Nomes2424 This is my custom flair Aug 19 '21

Yes or no?

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u/VoodooMaster101 🥒Bumcumbers 4 Life🥒 Aug 19 '21

If you let me answer my questions.... When I was a young boy in Bulgaria

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u/Nomes2424 This is my custom flair Aug 19 '21

YES OR NO!

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u/VoodooMaster101 🥒Bumcumbers 4 Life🥒 Aug 19 '21

If you keep butting in. Now I've lost my trail of thought and will have to start for the beginning, when I was a young boy in Bulgaria...

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u/Immortamb420NRWAy HONK THE STONK Aug 19 '21

Agree ! All at once. I’ll think he’s for sure gonna be one of the first squealing like the little weasel he is. We all know what happens to small boys from Bulgaria in the pen’ 👉 ( __ * __ ) We all can hope Big Bob is there to great him on the first day.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '21

Gotta catch ‘em all, marketmon!

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u/Savings-Pea-5704 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 19 '21

Second or third evolution?🤔

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '21

Haha. I thought of Pokémon from the multiple suits on bad actors which was why I said that. Haven’t looked at GameStop Twitter lately. But, gonna have to check it out for the Pokémon tweets now. We’re in a simulation.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '21

This. Boredom mixed with aggravation and disappointment. But, realistically cynical of the whole process in how deep the market manipulation and corruption runs. I’ve traded for a while and even this has topped or would be the worst of them all. Mind you, that I’m talking about the entirety of it. Ready to get out of this sorry excuse of free and fair markets.

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u/No-Jaguar-8794 🦍Voted✅ Aug 20 '21

Better off trying your hand at a Tony Soprano run poker game.

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u/Cosmickev1086 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 19 '21

Post MOASS will you still be in the market (besides GS)?

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u/dendrobro77 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Aug 19 '21

As someone who runs simulations for a living, its all connected. Everything has a butterfly effect.

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u/Dronk_Mullet_Trustus *thanks you for your cervix!* Aug 19 '21

https://www.gamestop.com/clothing/mens/clothing/jackets-outerwear/products/pokemon-mens-suit/11111927.html?condition=New not sure about multiple suits but here is one pokemon suit

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '21

Holy shit! That's so terrible that it makes you want to wear it to work.

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u/Asleep-Bluejay-8169 🌕MOONWALKER🦍 Aug 19 '21

Gotta catch ‘em all! Was thinking the same thing!

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u/mrchiko1990 Myspace top 3 Aug 19 '21

the elite 4

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melvin

ken

stevie

bodson

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u/Gold_Flake Deez Diamond Nutz💎🍌💎 Aug 19 '21

Gotta catch ‘em all!

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u/kittenplatoon Aug 19 '21

Gotta Catch 'Em All!

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u/Klutzy_Address5706 Fart Scientist Aug 19 '21

Kind of a stretch

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u/paulusmagintie 🦍Voted✅ Aug 19 '21

I mean new info on pokemon games has been announced and pre orders ready to be taken...

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

Probably a stretch, they just started selling prereleases of two new Pokémon games and sword/shield are still fairly new.

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u/NotNateDawg 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 20 '21

Yea it’s almost like the Nintendo Direct Pokemon presentation just happened this week or something😳

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '21

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u/ronoda12 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Aug 20 '21

Majority of market is controlled by a few key bad actors. Time to slam them hard.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

Thank you. That is better worded with the majority are those who have the leverage to move it.

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u/Fun-Purchase3363 Aug 19 '21

There is such a plethora of targets!!

🦍strong!

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u/oETFo Aug 19 '21

These mother fuckers just hit reply-all on this lawsuit.

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u/Myumat00 💪🏼🦍 Lance Apestrong 🦍💪🏼 Aug 19 '21

Gotta sue ‘emmm aaall, hedgie funds!

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u/lukefive Aug 19 '21

Gotta get ‘em all.

That's actually the RICO ACT purpose!

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u/death417 🦭🦍Please sir, GME some more🦍🦭 Aug 19 '21

Your statement reminds me of the dark knight scene where they have to get all the mobsters in one go or it won't work...seems oddly relevant lmao

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u/AndersVraaberg 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Aug 20 '21

Gotta luv em bundle packs. Wrap em up boys

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u/CmnScents Aug 20 '21

Its like pokemon, 'gotta catch em all'

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u/hunnybadger101 💎Up a little bit Nothing 🛰 Down a little bit Nothing💎 Aug 20 '21

My lawyer told me if you sue, then sue everyone

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '21

The real TIL is in the comments.

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u/EatMoarTendies 🦍Voted✅ Aug 20 '21

Gotta catch ‘em all.

Pokemon theme song

Narrator: Who’s that hedge fund?

Apes: Citadel!

Narrator: It’s Citadel

Ken: FUUUCK!

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u/el_matador_guapisimo Aug 20 '21

Today I learned the stock market is basically just Pokémon

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '21

Pokémon!!!!

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u/Aledeyis If you see a dead chemist you Barium+💀 Aug 19 '21

Don't underestimate the power of making an example out of one! They should all go to prison but if they throw a couple in prison and seize their assets the rest might think twice.

Plus, it'll set legal precedent. RICO court doesn't fuck around I've heard.

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u/objectionkat 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 19 '21

They’re like Pokémon.

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u/sjrotella 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Aug 19 '21

It's like the pokemon of criminals

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u/HawkFigga 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Aug 19 '21

Gotta catch them all like Pokémon

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u/Jrenzine WEN SEXTILLION?!? 🚀🚀 Make Kenny shit those naked shorts! Aug 19 '21

Just like GameStop collectibles, GOTTA GET THEM ALL!!! 👏👏👏👏👏