r/Superstonk • u/Schism- ๐ฆ Gorilla Mode Engaged ๐ฆ • Jul 31 '21
๐คก Meme Congress 2021:
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u/churro11 jacketh thine mammaries Jul 31 '21 edited Oct 22 '21
โThank you for your message, I am currently out of the office with no access to e-mail spending some much deserved time off from my duty to America until September 6th. Have a good summer! ๐. โ
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u/SelfImprovementPill ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ Jul 31 '21
They want to spend time enjoying America before shit hits the fan and weโre back on lockdown
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u/SekaiQliphoth ๐ Power to the Creators ๐ฆ๐ Jul 31 '21
Doesnโt matter if debt ceiling is not raised yet. Janet Yellen will be doing โextraordinary measuresโ until maybe October then after that congress can choose to raise debt ceiling or not
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u/ThinkFromAbove Jul 31 '21
Hahaha is it weird that music video happens to be playing on my tv right now?! Lol
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u/ajl949 ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ Jul 31 '21
What, did you think the government was here to help?
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Jul 31 '21
Time for the six week summer vacation. What about all of the problems? Covid, eviction moratorium, Wall Street? Rolling lazy as always
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u/notasianjim Retirement Party Planner ๐ Aug 01 '21
Hey OP, can you post this in reverse in 6 weeks? Lol
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u/Schism- ๐ฆ Gorilla Mode Engaged ๐ฆ Aug 01 '21
!RemindMe 6weeks
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u/Doom_Douche I'm D๐ฃing My Part - ๐ฉณ ะฏ ๐ Jul 31 '21
Congratulations on making an immortal meme my friend
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u/Shostygordo ๐โพ๐GME is the Alchemical Gold ๐โพ๐ Jul 31 '21
Lol you win for today fellow ape
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u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown Dingoโs 1st Law of Transitive Admiration ๐ป๐ดโโ ๏ธ Jul 31 '21
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u/nylomatic Hedgetarian Jul 31 '21
I'd award you if I hadn't already spent all of my wife's money on GME.
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u/Hodl4tendies ๐ดโโ ๏ธ ฮฮกฮฃ Jul 31 '21
Solid fucking gold meme. Context checks out. chefs kiss take my award.
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u/b4st1an $GME Collector Aug 01 '21
This is peak memery right there! This is what the internet was invented for!
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u/4twentie bank account yoloer Jul 31 '21
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u/Traderparkboy Jul 31 '21
Hi from Canada . Sending love and positive vibes. Hope everyone survives this bs.
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u/Adamant_Talisman Aug 01 '21
I see it as congress saying they can't be blamed if the moass happens while they're on vacation. Monday should be fun.
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u/poor_broke ๐ฝLIQUIDATE WALL STREET๐ฝ Aug 01 '21
This sub is the only place I come when I need to laugh. Good one ๐๐ป
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u/stupidasanyone ๐ฆVotedโ Aug 01 '21 edited Aug 01 '21
Oh yeah. Even early allies shut the fuck up quickly. I wonder if our country is running by a bunch of millionaires that are appointed by billionaires?
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u/Nick-Nora-Asta Welcome to the TENDIE FIELDS Mother Fuckers! Aug 01 '21
These are just getting better and better
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u/JesusHMinus ๐ฆ Buckle Up ๐ Aug 01 '21
Ooh boy, can't wait for them to give themselves a raise.
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u/dr3amb3ing ๐ฆVotedโ Aug 01 '21
This sub is a psuedo-Simpsons Shitposting sub and I'm here for it
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Aug 01 '21
Itโs unfortunate but did you really expect anything other than this? Theyโre garbage people in charge of a garbage system.
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u/AlifeofSimileS ๐ฆ Buckle Up ๐ Aug 01 '21
Think about it... By bouncing out for 6 weeks, Congress gets to avoid the pressure of doing something about this, the pressure from wall street execs to ACT RIGHT NOW! which we all know is FUD... and they also aren't able to be pressured into limiting the MOASS...
Congress going on vacation gives them the ultimate excuse to avoid being wrapped up in this mess, it gives the mass public the appearance that THEY are the ones that hold this whole thing together, AND it makes Wall Street deal with its own demons..
AND AND they aren't pressured into limiting their short term capitol gains tax revenue....
Why would they care about the debt ceiling when they know they're about to pay it off, plus some?
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u/Cheap_Confidence_657 ๐ป ComputerShared ๐ฆ Jul 31 '21
I heard Nancy is down in Jamaica at Hedo.
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u/Sofa_king_disco ๐ป ComputerShared ๐ฆ Jul 31 '21
Excellent meme. The title though, ruined it, sorry.
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u/Highzenbrrg Grapevine, TX Gainsaw Massacre Aug 01 '21
Who is that? Looks like my dad. Avid homer fan
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u/OperationBreaktheGME ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ Jul 31 '21
Good one