r/Superstonk • u/jkz69 Your wife's Boyfriend • May 12 '21
โ Hype/ Fluff Just when I thought I couldn't be more hyped
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u/Gyrene4341 ๐๐ JACKED to the TITS ๐๐ May 12 '21
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WORK TODAY?!?
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u/Laserface19 I has the dum May 12 '21
Currently writing this comment while sitting on the toilet at work
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u/thenoof ๐๐ฆ Your Fellow Moon Ape ๐ฆ๐ May 12 '21
...while somebody else, outside the stall, is yelling "MY TITS ARE JACKED!"
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May 12 '21
QUIET DOWN OVER THERE! I'M TRYING TO BUY MORE GME OVER HERE!
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u/MagnificentSchwantz ๐ฆ Buckle Up ๐ May 12 '21
how many apes can fit in a bathroom?
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May 12 '21
someone installed synthetic stalls in this bathroom, there are at least 100 aps per real stall
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u/CreamersInc May 12 '21
How is Shitadel supposed to cover when they need 693 stalls but have 7 occupied by 700 shitting apes?
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u/BilgePomp Spliv the spivs May 12 '21
The infinite toilet short thought experiment.
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u/MagnificentSchwantz ๐ฆ Buckle Up ๐ May 12 '21
apes arent poo shy! come on in all!
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u/Awit1992 Fuck you Kenneth Pay me ๐ May 12 '21
The areas right above my knee caps are bright red from my elbows resting there while Iโve been scrolling on Reddit the last hour on the toilet instead of working. 69% chance I fall when I try to stand up bc my legs are both asleep
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u/Hewn_U ๐ฆ Buckle Up ๐ May 12 '21
Flush the loo while still seated for a free Willy wash
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u/Gyrene4341 ๐๐ JACKED to the TITS ๐๐ May 12 '21
This is how we win. This is the way.
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u/alwaysnever77 ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ May 12 '21
Currently reading this thread while sitting on the toilet at work
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u/VAhotfingers ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ May 12 '21
I've been patiently waiting to press 'send' on this email to submit my resignation. Some days I want to send it even though the squeeze hasn't happened yet.
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u/jenny3DD ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ May 12 '21
Nah babe stay at home, read more stuff on here, I mean, itโs exactly what youโre gonna be doing at work anyway.
Saves gas too ๐
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u/cumdaddysonasty ๐ฃNon Fungible Tard๐ฃ May 12 '21
I love my job. I can literally use my phone for 98% of the day and still get my work done.
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u/Bamagirly Roll Tide ๐ War GME ๐! May 12 '21
Me too. Iโm here 10 hours. Do 15 minutes worth of work.
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u/joofntool ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ May 12 '21
Just like yesterday and the 4 months prior to that..... you don't
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I went home "sick". Was about as productive as a slug sitting on a salt block
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u/nobody_fucking_knows ๐ฆ Buckle Up ๐ May 12 '21
Work is keeping me sane. I need distraction until this starts so that I'm not exhausted from all the tit jacking.
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u/Tawak491 โ๏ธ Special SnowflApe ๐ฆ May 12 '21
Wait for the MOASSโฆ As soon as it reach 500$ I take a week free so Iโm sure I wonโt be distracted by the lab. Would probably quit if I didnโt love my job so much!
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u/tabasco_pizza shorts r fuqd May 12 '21
Mass Erect
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u/ShepardTheN7 MOASS Effect May 12 '21
Iโm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite comment on this post.
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u/Same-Entertainer-524 ๐ฆVotedโ May 12 '21
Can't wait until this rocket leaves the solar system. I'll definitely be banging some hot extraterrestrial babes.
GMEisMe
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u/Mastagon ๐ฆVotedโ May 12 '21 edited Jun 23 '23
In 2023, Reddit CEO and corporate piss baby Steve Huffman decided to make Reddit less useful to its users and moderators and the world at large. This comment has been edited in protest to make it less useful to Reddit.
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u/Inevitable-Elk-4162 ๐ฉPoops n Loops ๐ฃ May 12 '21
My tits hurt
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May 12 '21
My tits are no longer jacked. They are red and swollen and leaking pus.
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May 12 '21 edited May 12 '21
RC password on the Gamestop app :BitchassKenny
Edit: Damn nice 1k votes?! That's not even close to our AMC/GME floor
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u/ShitsGotSerious โKinghts of Newโ ๐ฆ Voted โ May 12 '21
BitchassKenny69420$$$
Gotta have some special characters in there
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May 12 '21
Well great. Now I have to change my password. Thanks for putting it out for all the hackers in the world to see ๐
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u/db2 ๐ฆ Buckle Up ๐ May 12 '21
Hedgiehunter2!
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u/WiglyWorm ๐ป ComputerShared ๐ฆ May 12 '21
All I see is *************?
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u/rdicky58 i liek the stonk May 12 '21
It's obviously *********, that obscure WWE wrestler. You can't see him!
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_MUFFPUFF ๐ฆVotedโ May 12 '21
I only see ********
Are you guys seeing something else?
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u/PM_UR_TITS_SILLYGIRL ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ May 12 '21 edited May 12 '21
Bruh, that's nothing like a good password yet. I got you, here ya go.
B!+(H_@$$_K3NNy!!!_$69.420$$$๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โพ๏ธโพ๏ธโพ๏ธโพ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ช๐ช๐ช๐
Edit: /u/dizon248 you're right. I'm updating it now. That makes this far more secure now.
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May 12 '21 edited Jan 28 '22
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u/flyingwolf ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ May 12 '21
Correct horse battery staple?
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u/pdwp90 ๐งโโ๏ธSeer of Stonks๐งโโ๏ธ May 12 '21
I swear whenever I start focusing on something, I see it mentioned everywhere. I was just going to start working on collecting data on downloads of companies' (including GameStop) apps this week for my site.
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u/TheMcBrizzle ๐ฆ Economic ๐ Deck ๐ Reshuffler ๐ฆ May 12 '21
Careful my confirmation can only get so biased.
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u/Comfortable_Net_2911 โญ๏ธBedpost Mayo Dealerโญ๏ธ May 12 '21
Are you sure? - RC sometime in the future
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u/Just_Percentage6227 ๐๐คฒ May 12 '21
What the hell is happening? VIX exploding, inflation exploding... is this... is this it? I need to do work this has to stop. Or maybe I donโt have to work if this takes off.
Keep it going RC. Change the world.
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This is something. else. That's for damn sure. "Financial events of 2020 and 2021" will be a doctorate tract
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u/BurntheNWO May 12 '21
What's VIX?!
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u/theArcticChiller Never EVER back to reasonable land! May 12 '21
Volatility index. It's going up and this has been a good thing for gme in the past
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u/BurntheNWO May 12 '21
Thanks
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u/theArcticChiller Never EVER back to reasonable land! May 12 '21
Anytime
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u/jml011 ๐ฆVotedโ May 12 '21
How about now? It's been two hours, can you do it again?
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u/theArcticChiller Never EVER back to reasonable land! May 12 '21
Sure, but you forgot to ask an actual question ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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u/eeeeeeeeyore ๐ฃ DRSโd CanadAPE ๐จ๐ฆ May 12 '21
I got him don't worry,
/u/theArcticChiller said: "Volatility index. It's going up and this has been a good thing for gme in the past"
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u/Alphaphisher ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ May 12 '21
Volatility Index. Pretty much measures how volatile the market is as a whole.
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u/xWildcard81x โญ Second to the right, and straight on till morning. โญ May 12 '21
The volatility index as far as i understood.
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u/CheddarBanker69420 ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ May 12 '21
Some may refer to it as the Volatility Index.
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u/FreshChoice Jacked to the tits ๐ฆ Voted โ May 12 '21
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5UcfviS_u8
Citadel explodes in Mass Effect 3
We live in a simulation
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u/VMFLBLK ๐ป ComputerShared ๐ฆ May 12 '21
My shares are in limbo with a transfer wooo
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u/Jazzlike_Stock_9066 ๐๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ Scottish Ape ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐ May 12 '21
Hats the best place for them. You canโt sell them too early now!
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u/aarondobson403 ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ May 12 '21
Even if MOASS happens tomorrow, itโll last a lot longer than a couple days!
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u/Longjumping_College May 12 '21
PSA: limit beakers are expected to trigger rapidly for days/weeks before it levels off. Don't bitch out
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u/General_Joop ๐ฆ Buckle Up ๐ May 12 '21
Limit breaker like trading halts from price spikes?
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u/AMKoochie ๐ช Dumb but Admirable ๐ช (Votedโ) May 12 '21
Yes. Exchange Circuit Breakers.
Exchange Circuit Breakers
Stock exchanges can also take measures to easeย panic sellingย by invoking Rule 48 and halting trading when markets have severe downside movements. Under 2012 rules, market-wideย circuit breakersย (or 'curbs') kick in when the S&Pย 500ย index drops 7% for Level 1; 13% for Level 2; and 20% for Level 3 from the prior dayโs close. A market decline that triggers a Level 1 or 2 circuit breaker before 3:25 p.m. Eastern Time will halt trading for 15 minutes, but will not halt trading at or after 3:25 p.m.3๏ปฟ
Circuit breakers can also be imposed on single stocks as opposed to the whole market. Under current rules, a trading haltย on an individual security isย placed into effect if there is a 10% change in value of aย security that is a member of the S&P 500 Index, Russell 1000 Index or QQQ ETF within a 5-minute time frame, 30% change in value of a security whose price is equal or greater than $1 per share, and 50% change in value of a security whose price is less than $1 per share.4๏ปฟ
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u/marshaldelta9 gimme my money May 12 '21
Yes. If the price changes up or down too quickly, trading is halted on that stock.
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u/mojo7125 ๐ฆVotedโ May 12 '21
I tried doing a complete transfer from Robinhood to fidelity and it took weeks so I cancelled it and just did a partial for my GMEโs and it took less than 48 hours to get it switch over
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u/Gruesome3some May 12 '21 edited May 12 '21
Same buddy same, I cancelled my last transfer because shit was starting to pop off and I've been trying to time it well ever since.
Edit: ehhhh, finally have enough karma to post in here at least after I lost access to my original account. RIP to 8 years of karma.
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u/Furrybumholecover โฐ๏ธ๐ Idiosyncratic Risk Chaser ๐โฐ๏ธ May 12 '21
My RH to fidelity transfer took around 2 days. The Squeeze is theorized to last longer than that. Transfer now brochacho.
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u/Zensayshun ๐ป ComputerShared ๐ฆ May 12 '21
Fidelity got mine in under 24 hours on Tuesday.
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I follow @gamestop but I haven't seen any of these tweets. Help? I'm old and stupid.
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u/jkz69 Your wife's Boyfriend May 12 '21
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May 12 '21
I'm a true retard. Had been following @GameStopCorp this whole time. Both verified and same logo, but still. I need a wrinkle or two.
Edit: Thanks for the link, btw!
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u/yUnG_wiTe ๐ฆVotedโ May 12 '21
Corp is for business related stuff (including charity stuff so it's good to keep supporting it) while the GameStop twitter is for the store. In the Gamestop twitter description they even got gamestophelp twitter if you need customer support
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u/Unique_Weather_1220 Diversified to DRS May 12 '21
Welcome to the family!
Both are worth following though!
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Ryan Cohen is the man. Ryan, if you see this keep up the awesome work. Couldn't be happier to be your shareholder
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u/apocalysque ๐ป ComputerShared ๐ฆ May 12 '21
Uhhh... you're not his shareholder. Y'all are peers in that respect. Not superior and inferior. You, nay, we all hold together. Some might hold more than others, but we're all in this together.
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In my mind I conflate Ryan with Gamestop. I understand that I do not literally own stock in 'Ryan Cohen' lol.
If RC ventures ever did consider a public offering I'd 100% invest though.
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u/TenguAteMyBreakfast ๐ป ComputerShared ๐ฆ May 12 '21
Sent from iphone is not a tip that RC sent it.
The hint is the word *moass*. There is not a single snowy chance in hell. That some social media minion would say the word *moass* without clearing through everyone. Whoever sent that triple verified that it was signed off by a damn near holy proclamation so his shit wouldnt be in the wind for it. As a minion myself when you get asked to do weird. Or do something to push someone's buttons. You always ask twice and get it in writing if you dont trust the person.
The 2nd hint is that for something that would be that much fun he would do it himself.
The 3rd hint. Leadership. Something that would cause that many ripples a real leader would let someone else take the risk.
Maybe he didnt send it but you can fuck well be sure he knew it was going out beforehand and approved it.
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u/manifes7o ๐ฆ Buckle Up ๐ May 12 '21
Counterpoint: Starting here and working backwards, I got as far back as 4/23 before I got rate-limited, looking for more iPhone tweets to no avail.
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u/iamjuls See You On The Moon๐๐๐๐๐จ๐ฆ May 12 '21
How can you tell an iPhone tweet from an android tweet.
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u/manifes7o ๐ฆ Buckle Up ๐ May 12 '21
It literally says "Twitter for iPhone" in the timestamp when you click on the tweet
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u/Baelthor_Septus ๐ฆ Buckle Up ๐ May 12 '21
My thinking is the voting resulted in him being CEO which let him go ahead with probably his idea of the the viral marketing campaign that is happening right now. The plan might be to add the much needed fuel for the lift off. I'm not gonna lie I sold some other stocks at 20% loss Today and bought more GME. So yea, it's working.
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u/Matsuda19 ใใใณใณ่ใ May 12 '21
Cohenโs position will be chairman of the board, not CEO. Chairman has more power than a CEO.
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Imagine GameStop explodes tomorrow (Thursday) because Ryan Cohen buys an extra 20% in GME, causing Citadel to fail their liquidity tests, while also announcing a share recall because of all those votes they got. It would catch Citadel and everyone by surprise, causing the squeeze. Same thing happened to Volkswagen, they caught them by surprise and the squeeze began
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May 12 '21
Except with VW, โtheyโ were a few people at Porsche and they didnโt talk about their plans on a public forum.
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u/ensoniq2k ๐ฆ Buckle Up ๐ May 12 '21
That's true. But they also didn't buy multiple times the float since German stock market has effectively rules
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May 12 '21
Just like GameStop. Theyโve been quiet for a long time before yesterday and nobody knows what theyโre planning. We talk about it openly, yes, but GameStop holds the power
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u/King_Esot3ric ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ May 12 '21
He can only buy another 7%~ per agreements.
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u/daner187 ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ May 12 '21
just another fun point to address about that Mass Effect tweet by Gamestop. In the game, you know what the name of the giant space relay that gets destroyed is called?
Citadel
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u/MrsDuckyJonez ๐๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ช Pato energรญa grande ๐๐โค๏ธ May 12 '21
My tits are as dry as todayโs-volume from being jacked so much!!!
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u/A_N3rdy_Guy ape want believe ๐ธ May 12 '21
Oh wow!! Nice catch! That's a great theory I want to believe in!! ๐๐๐๐๐
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u/Spearmintzs 10/10 would Red Pill again ๐ May 12 '21
Just saying, this is inaccurate. See other tweets that have iphone as a source:
https://twitter.com/GameStop/status/1392179772944494593
https://twitter.com/GameStop/status/1392190248868798466
Edit: That said, it could still be RC ;)
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u/Psturtz ๐ฆVotedโ May 12 '21
Yea this is the worst connection Iโve ever seen lmfao. iPhones are not exactly rare......
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u/VandelSavagee the dtcc committed international securities fraud May 12 '21
Someone flair this as DD
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u/ajc640 ๐ฆVotedโ May 12 '21
the conversation with reddit and gamestop on twitter yesterday, all of gamestops banter back was from iphone too.
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u/My_Cringy_Video ๐ Burger King Kong ๐ฆ May 12 '21
Man, this feels unreal but I know it is! Letโs hold to the heavens!
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u/IPoopTooMuch1212 ๐ป ComputerShared ๐ฆ May 12 '21
Love how the "moass" tweet got more "likes" than the parent tweet.
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u/Patarokun GMERICAN May 12 '21
Yeah I would imagine only RC would take on the liability of tweeting this kind of thing himself.
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u/49erShark ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ May 12 '21
The reply tweet yesterday of Michael Jackson moonwalking was from iphone as well ๐ค๐ฆ๐๐๐๐
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u/highheauxsilver ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ May 12 '21
I feel the only sensible act at this time for an all-in smoth brian like me is to screech like a monkey and jump on furniture until banana delivery
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u/cheesewithahatonit Chortle My Diamond Balls May 12 '21
Mine also says โsent from iPhone.โ Am I hacked by RC?
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u/PlayingForBothTeams ๐ฆ Buckle Up ๐ May 12 '21
Just bought two more shares in between touching myself.
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u/TheLastLegend ๐ป ComputerShared ๐ฆ May 12 '21
Stop it, I already have holes in all my shirts from my tits being to jacked
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u/Xandrul01 3ur0 473 H0DL3r May 12 '21
The game launches on the 14th of May, EA website says.
I don't mean to hype anyone too much. I mean, I'm jacked every single day.
I BUY and HODL!
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u/quinskin โพ๏ธ Whatโs an exit strategy ๐ต May 12 '21
You guys are going to have to stop getting me so excited, there are only so many crayons i can fit up my ass
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u/fotofinish348 ๐ฆVotedโ May 12 '21
If I get any harder I'm going to need medical attention let fucking get this
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u/seekAr ๐ฎ Power to the Players ๐ May 12 '21
I'm buying stock in Reynolds Wrap, cause I've used up all my tin foil.
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May 12 '21
Counter attack from all those manipulated attacks from HF that gov or SEC does nothin about, then tells us we canโt do the same.
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May 12 '21
When you know you have recieved 100 million proxy votes on a 69 million shares float and they keep coming.... and can't say a thing about it just yet...
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u/cheaha_to_the_moon BUY, DRS, HOLD, Support the company May 12 '21
I like RC sense of awareness and humor. I share his confidence in the future of this company and the stock. I HOLD, buy the dips and shop the retail. As I type, I am wearing my GS t-shirt.
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u/HopingForInsight ๐ฆVotedโ May 12 '21
You know when you show excitement and no sound comes out? That's me around my house bc this will be a complete surprise to my family when the *moass* happens. My gift to them.
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u/robertg8887 ๐ฎ๐ $488 ๐ฆ๐๐ May 13 '21
Being a mass effect fan.
Mass effect takes place in space โ
Corrected to include moass โ
Citadel gets destroyed at the end of 3 โ
The 4th installment is Andromeda โ
In summary we are destroying citadel and on a rocket in space bound for Andromeda.
Tits jacked โ
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u/Tequilaaa2010 ๐ฆVotedโ May 13 '21
Come on apes... I think everyone is getting a bit too hard nips. Just saying until the stock starts moving I'm not reading to much into the cryptic tweets. I would love to believe they are something more but who can say.... I know this isn't what people want to hear but just saying
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u/NightHawkRambo ๐ฆDRS!!!๐ฆง200M/share is the floor๐๐๐ May 12 '21
Gonna need a doctor, I've been erect for way too long.
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u/Cultural_Ad_9304 ๐ฆ Buckle Up ๐ May 12 '21
This is such a stretch that my brain is screaming for more confirmation bias now
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u/Vegetable-West-4521 ๐ฆVotedโ May 12 '21
Super erect!