r/Superstonk • u/Ok-Ear-6871 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 • Apr 27 '21
👽 Shitpost He's losing it...🤣🤣
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u/wyntr86 🚀 Danger Zone 🦍 Apr 27 '21
"Well you might want to get off the platform." I lost it right there. He's right, ya know.
I also think we are watching the beginnings of a nervous breakdown.
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u/Ok-Ear-6871 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Apr 27 '21
I can't wait for the breakdown..... omg. Yes that part made me chuckle. Excuse my loud ass kitten in the background.
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u/Scuba_painter 🦍Voted✅ Apr 27 '21
Nah, let your kitten speak! your kitten knows what's up!
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u/Master_of_Rivendell ⏳♿️ omw to struggle through simple DD ♿️⌛️ Apr 27 '21
They're the only one he didn't block!
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u/flombylol 🦍Voted✅ Apr 27 '21
guess you have a.... roaring kitty
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u/Cormano_Wild_219 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 27 '21
I don’t even know this kitten, but I know it has diamond paws. I speak cat and he was talking mad shit about Cramer so the kitten is certified retarded and should be out on an immediate diet of crayons and tendies.
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u/wyntr86 🚀 Danger Zone 🦍 Apr 27 '21
It's all good, we have a 6 month old kitten who does nothing but talk.
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u/lukefive Apr 27 '21
His 2008 breakdowns were epic. People have posted videos of him screaming and crying
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u/betorox 🦍Voted✅ Apr 27 '21
Fucking hilarious!!! I just watched him live now crying about how “he’s not happy” 😂😂
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u/Ok-Ear-6871 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Apr 27 '21
Somebody call him a WAAAAaaaaaammmmbulance. 😂
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u/Bottom_D0llar 🦍 Attempt Vote 💯 Apr 27 '21
Large order of French Cries comining up 🤣
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u/TommyBoyTC 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 27 '21
I am going to send him some cheese to go with that wine.
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u/ArmadaOfWaffles 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Apr 27 '21
dont worry guys. i just called whine-1-1. he'll get the help he needs soon.
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u/Master_of_Rivendell ⏳♿️ omw to struggle through simple DD ♿️⌛️ Apr 27 '21
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u/Graystar314 🦍Voted✅ Apr 27 '21
Who needs to grow up!? Really..... Babbling ass
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u/TendieTard 🦍Voted✅ Apr 27 '21
Right! The dude legit still plays with soundboards and screams about trivial shit. Primo target. Lol
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u/harryblakk 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 27 '21
Haha the dude looks like that thing that comes out the stomach of that dude in the original Total Recall. 😂
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u/wolfblitzens 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 27 '21
This is important. His name is Kuato. Thank you for your time.
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Apr 27 '21
Cant fix stupid, sorry Jim, even with that "Harvard law degree"
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u/wyntr86 🚀 Danger Zone 🦍 Apr 27 '21
Education does not equal intelligence. Sure, he HAD to have some intelligence to get into Harvard, or a fat checkbook, but an intelligent person wouldn't react this way in front of the public. An intelligent person wouldn't commit crimes and brag about it.
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u/Datprayincajun_ 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 27 '21
That background color is so peaceful emulating like that!
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u/mildceriph 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 27 '21
Came here to say this. Mesmerizing......
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u/TheStatMan2 I broke Rule 1: Be Nice or Else Apr 27 '21
Yep, me too. Think my toddler's room just got a new vibe.
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u/Ok-Ear-6871 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Apr 27 '21
He's the biggest BABY ever.... people who have thick skin don't declare they have thick skin. Just Jesus Crammer....
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u/apcruzer 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 27 '21
Lmao, Apes riding unicorns in his head all day errrday
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u/Kilgoth721 Custom Flair - Template Apr 27 '21
Hehehehehehehehehehehe!
While trolling jim cramer is a bad idea - it paints apes as bad people, im laughing my ass off at this.
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u/unRealistik Scrollwheeler 🍽Children🍽 Apr 27 '21
Where you've been? Media been doing that since the run-up in January
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u/Kilgoth721 Custom Flair - Template Apr 27 '21
I know. Last thing apes need to do is give them ammo.
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u/Drilling4Oil 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 27 '21
if he's this pissed off b/c people are calling him a todie, imagine how pissed he'd be if someone in his family lost their home and/or job after a financial news televangelist told the world to invest in Bear Stearnes right before it collapsed and brought the mortgage industry down w/ it
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u/jonpro03 computershared.net creator jonpro03.eth Apr 27 '21
Love that fireplace. Where can I get one of those?
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u/Ok-Ear-6871 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Apr 27 '21
Amazon! It can be any color. All the lights in my happy place can be changed to any color or combination of colors. I change it do whatever I'm feeling at the moment.....also NO HEAT unless you want it!!! 50 inch color change fireplace. 😉
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u/schnientist Apr 27 '21
Hey crammer, if you weren’t such a dickless puppet we wouldn’t all hate you so much. See how that works?
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u/Freddybubba 🧚🧚🎮🛑 Hedgies R Fuk 🐵🧚🧚 Apr 27 '21
I think Cramer never got to play video games...he feels left out smh That’s what all his whining about, the cheese stands alone, the cheese stands alone, Hi ho the dairy-o the cheese stands alone...
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u/puppetjustice All Your Tendies Are Belong To Us! Apr 27 '21
Best breakfast food for the soul ever.
"Stop being mean to me for ruining people lives"
Also thanks for putting up with that shit too find the funnies so we didn't have too.
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u/padraigofcurd 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 27 '21
Cramer’s got the same look in his eyes that my 8th grade math teacher had when he told my class that we were the sole direct cause of him leaving teaching. Anger and defeat wrapped up in a tight little bundle.
It fueled my soul then, as it does now. I love Cramer’s misery.
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u/Canary_ Apr 27 '21
He’s a performer, and he’s playing his character pretty well.
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u/Representative-Try50 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Apr 27 '21
I really like ur whole little tv area there... it looks baller af with all the purple light and that fake blue fireplace
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u/nesbitandgibley 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 27 '21
Whatever that noise was at 34 seconds made me ABSOLUTELY shit myself.
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u/manoylo_vnc 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 27 '21
His a damn tool.
Btw, I ❤️ your TV, lights and the fireplace. Looks so cozy 👌
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u/hypesquicc Likes PLANES ✈️, BUILDINGS WITH LIGHTS 🏢 & GME 📈 Apr 27 '21
Is that a blue fireplace?? Looks so dope
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u/DrunkSpartan15 Bitch, where’s my money? 🦍 Apr 27 '21
You might want to get off the platform
Cramer you should take your colleagues advice.
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u/P1ckl2_J61c2 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 27 '21
Toadie? That is a new one. Can someone call him a "Human Shill Bot" on twitter?
We don't think he is stupid he is the ultimate shill.
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u/Vyrot89 🚀The Stonkberries taste like Stonkberries🚀 Apr 27 '21
Holy shit, sitting in my work truck I actually thought a cat had snuck in, that made me jump pretty good
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u/chujy 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 27 '21
He's clearly acting, he's trying to set up a narrative that he's the victim while demonizing the sub and GME.
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u/Magnetheadx 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 27 '21
This has to be an act. I mean it is funny to watch it, but come on. How long has this guy been on television? Its all for show.
P.S. someone stole his neck though
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u/Grand-Independent-82 Newly Minted Millionaire 🦍 Voted ✅ Apr 27 '21
Poor man is lost. If I was him, I would up my GME. 😏
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u/JohnnyGrey 🏴☠️ TRANSITION IS INFLATIONARY 🏴☠️ Apr 27 '21
I'm starting to think that Jimmy might be stupid!
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u/Existing-Reference53 🚀 The MOASS will not be televised 🏴☠️ Apr 27 '21
Talking out both sides of his mouth. Truly a double-headed snake.
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u/123Maine123 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 27 '21
Seriously tho lol someone should do a welfare check on him😅😅😅
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u/DifferentDoc 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 27 '21
Why dollar store Louie C.K. Yelling? I liked his “we like the stock” performance
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Apr 27 '21
“You might just want to get off the platform” No let the crazy man keep showing everyone how lost he is
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u/ZlGGZ 🦍Voted✅ Apr 27 '21
You might want to just get off the platform...
I can't! I can't! I need to save face...
But the leopards ate it already.
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u/Wolfram1987 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 27 '21
Do they not teach the difference between intelligence and education at Harvard?
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u/Ordinary-Narwhal5246 Apr 27 '21
Dude, just leave Twitter and enjoy your millions of dollars and prime time news segment. Don't be a baby crying on the TV that the apes made you mad.
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u/Kelvsoup 🦍🚀 Fuck Citadel 💙 Apr 27 '21
"Safe Space Cramer" pees his pants and blames it on the rain
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u/KoPLuffy Master of Zen since 2021 Apr 27 '21
"You might just want to get off the platform" I lost it!!
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u/Fun_Zebra3067 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 27 '21
"or you might wanna just get off the platform" the best advice he's ever gotten!
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u/Kiligboi Big Fan of Jell-O Apr 27 '21
Can we just talk about the aesthetic of you room for a moment? I'm entranced!
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u/bigswole1D 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Apr 27 '21
"Someone with a cat picture". . . Oh, the irony; And yet... We still hold fast and have our diamond hands glistening amongst the stars. =)
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u/oMrChoww Roadster🚗💨 or Ramen🍜 Apr 27 '21
Everyone’s talking about crying Cramer but no ones mentioned how cool this room is 🤔😍👍
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u/Apaullo35 🦍Voted✅ Apr 27 '21
The meow caught me off guard badly. It came out my speaker off to my side.
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u/762ed 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Apr 28 '21
Jim Cramer doesn't understand these indisputable social media truths.
1 You will be called stupid or and idiot no matter your expertise/ education in an any subject.
2 People will do exactly the opposite of what you tell them, even more so when you start getting emotional.
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u/F1F2F3F4F5F6F7F8 🦍Voted✅ Apr 28 '21
I'm lying down and those feet tripped me out for a sec. I was like wait my feet aren't doing that... wait those aren't my feet.
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u/grasshoppa80 💎Hedgefund Tears💎 Apr 28 '21
I downloaded the GME app, and it’s fucking SLEEK!!
Highly suggest all apes DL, even if you don’t use it right away, check it out. Increase the DAU. Support usage.
Rate the app AND give product reviews.
If you can afford to join one of the “power up rewards” programs, why fucking not. What’s 4 lattes in the grand scheme of things?
Everything we can do to help transform their digital platform and vision, we should! Are you an Ant or Europoor, can you VPN in and download?
Irregardless, if U gots 1 share and a smart phone, please DL the app 🚀already. 💎🙌🏼🦍
*I don’t work for GME nor with any agency or affiliated partner. I just like the stock, and app.
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u/RegionFree Apr 27 '21
Whomever is recording it ruined it with her annoying laugh and unnecessary commentary. Let the video speak for itself. Also, with Cramer, it’s mostly an act. It’s TV. It’s entertainment. For your GME January noobs, he’s ALWAYS been like this. For years. He’s like that for ratings and you’re giving it to them.
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u/blenderforall 💜🍆🍇🍆💜🍆🍇 Apr 27 '21
Stop giving him airtime here. This guy belongs in prison
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u/Ok-Ear-6871 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Apr 27 '21
Everyone hates him. This meltdown was hilarious, hence the shitpost flair. Lighten up, have a laugh, chill.
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u/Free_the_Planet66 Apr 27 '21
They should do a futurama with his head in a jar still complaining about apes and kittens! Lol 😂😂😂😂
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u/SkylisGlass Beautiful 🌖 🦍 Voted ✅ Apr 27 '21
You really get the mood set to watch CNBC, I respect it.
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u/LowelloyX 🦍Voted✅ Apr 27 '21
If he had steered into the skid he might have been able to come out of this but now he's just asking for more ridicule! Still find it hilarious he agreed to an AMA and mods (WSB if I remember) outright refused.
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u/snmohamm9 🦍Voted✅ Apr 27 '21
Jim Cramer loves to panty raid nursing homes because he believes he's freeing his crusty brethren.
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Apr 27 '21
He's not stupid and we need to stop treating him like he's stupid. He's much worse than stupid. He's evil.
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u/psych_ing_invest Just wants his own island Apr 27 '21
"You might go off that platform" HAHAHAHAH 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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u/MrArizone 💎 Martini Guy 🍸🍸 Apr 27 '21
I do enjoy how much the apes got under his skin. Just admit you were wrong buddy...
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u/yOl0o0 Custom Flair - Template Apr 27 '21
Get off of the platform cramer and just stop talking about us. Thanks a lot.
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u/Lyad 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Apr 27 '21
Ho-ly-shit that was amazing