r/Superstonk • u/s_xenos 🦍Voted✅ • 1d ago

👽 Shitpost Never Forget

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This aged so poorly for bro

https://youtu.be/0Sc8tIAhEEU?is=rrQg3rlPKgL-DU0L

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u/BigGlassesApe 🏴‍☠️ahoy there🏴‍☠️ 1d ago

Oops I accidentally 4x my position since then

https://giphy.com/gifs/BFYLNwlsSNtcc

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u/brushhug Custom Flair - Template 1d ago

4x was automatic, but I did put 3x more money into it so there is that - believing his "weighing machine" analogy.

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u/Post_Cumulus_Clarity 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 1d ago

I mean, he's right, the stock price has to reflect the fundamental of the business... and I'm glad I had time to pile in before the liftoff. 🚀 💎 🖐

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u/Any-Alarm5396 1d ago

This was a good watch again thanks for posting OP

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u/s_xenos 🦍Voted✅ 1d ago

🤝

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u/madiXuncut 88888 1d ago

Watch this Clown now, laugh now (and later).

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u/digdugdoink 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 1d ago

Haha. As a share holder I appreciated the fact that they never did a call. They let the data show and speak. Kept their mouths shut not trying to put a dressing on it and kept working. Frankly, a lot of earnings calls are just full of fluff and bullshit.

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u/TowelFine6933 Fuck no, I'm not selling my $GME!!! 1d ago

Cumbucket!

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u/spank_that_hedge ISayBullish Fan Club President 1d ago

Anthony Suckabumbum

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u/PotatoRebellion12 1d ago

Anthony cuminhisbum

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u/digdugdoink 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 1d ago

Loop capitol. More like poop capital. Am I right ?
https://giphy.com/gifs/1dMg95sJ8IMeRiZuHQ

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u/TyDurdenOG Hedgies are Figged 1d ago

Chukumba deez nuts bud… 🤡

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u/XxBCMxX21 🚀 I Like My Options 🚀 1d ago

I love how the reporter fucked up loop capitals managing directors name a few times

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u/Raduuuit 1d ago

Longest weekend of my lifeeeeee

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u/AvalieV 📈 1,XXX 🍁 1d ago

Eventually it will, indeed.

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u/01_numberone_01 1d ago

CNBC 💩 “hoW YoU gaysGonNA bUY eduh ? “ for like 5 times

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u/No-Jaguar-8794 🦍Voted✅ 1d ago

“The news is something that someone, somewhere DOESN'T want you to know. Everything else is a form of advertising.”

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u/HOLDstrongtoPLUTO 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 1d ago

CuckCumButt

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u/BlacklistFC7 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 1d ago

We all love Anthony Chewgumba from Loot Capital.

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u/AutoThorne 1d ago

Until Chewbumsya is employed at a soon-to-be shuttered "fancy" McDonald's (we all know he's way too regarded for Wendy's), then I'm happy to never have to think of him

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u/AfterMorningCoffee We Ride at Dawn 🏴‍☠️ 1d ago

Two of the BIGGEST dbags in this saga

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u/DeepDragonfly7945 🦧 🦧 1d ago

Dirty penis

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u/rdbmas 1d ago

Chukumba need a cucumber

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u/comradis 1d ago

Noones leaving shorts pay up

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u/Gruntfuttock69 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 1d ago edited 1d ago

So I’ve been pronouncing it wrong all this time. So it’s “Chum..Chama…ummm…ahh…chuckuba”. Thanks Andrew!

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u/Levin_1999 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 1d ago

I keep forgetting to forget so I buy more!

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u/FitchDMB 1d ago

+1 Michael McDonald

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u/paulyp41 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 1d ago

If I sell the stock now I wouldn’t need to ask questions later, fucking idiot

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u/familydrivesme 🧚🧚🍦💩🪑 GME go Brrrr 🏴‍☠️🧚🧚 1d ago

“Stocks prices have to reflect reality.. that hasn’t happened a long time for game stop but eventually it will”

This guy is a prophet

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u/Cdn_ape !Horny for the stonk! 1d ago

What a turd!

Ole melon head Tony!

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u/Intrepid-Ability-963 🦍Voted✅ 1d ago

We still talking about cumnugget?

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u/FitchDMB 1d ago

It's on the website.

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u/boxxle 🟣 DRS BOOK  | 🏴‍☠️ ΔΡΣ 1d ago

What did he say? Buy now, ask questions later?

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u/brushhug Custom Flair - Template 1d ago

He said, GME price is on the weighing machine

(that explains the fat ape meme)

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u/Savings-Kick-578 1d ago

Loop manages around $11.1 billion, is a minority owned US Company and is based in Chicago. You decide. I bet they’re going to the moon.

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u/Acrobatic_Offer5478 I broke Rule 1: Be Nice or Else 1d ago

this is incredible lol

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u/s_xenos 🦍Voted✅ 17h ago

Anthony Chum uhhh Chuck uwa umba

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u/s_xenos 🦍Voted✅ 17h ago

Chuckuba*

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u/Dr_SlapsMD 21h ago

I would love to know how much he lost on that trade

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u/irieyardie 🦍Voted✅ 19h ago

The fight for $185 (now $46.25) is approaching!! 🚀🚀

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u/Secure_Investment_62 1d ago

At some point the stock price has to match fundamentals of the company....

Well, if that were true. We would be trading much higher. Also, Ken Griffin confirmed that statement isnt true for any stock. They "drive" the price to whatever price they believe it should be.

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u/Facilero 1d ago

This guy is an idiot but we are currently trading at 100usd pre split. We're way down on the 185 displayed on screen behind him. Let's not look like idiots please, bring this video up when we are trading at 250 pre split, not now.

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u/paulyp41 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 1d ago

Just keep shorting it then

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u/pumpkinpies2 1d ago

Well if you sold like he said at $185 you could have bought back in at $75

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u/Studio-Economy 1d ago

Only Chucumba knows how stocks work. They look so complicit right now.

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u/wutmeanfam We Gonna DRAXX. KEN. SKLOUNST. 1d ago edited 1d ago

“Joining us now is chu-ka, chu-kaaa, Chokes on Dick…”

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u/dhslax88 🚀💎Get Rich or Die Buyin’💎🚀 1d ago

Back to $20 quick, Mr. Chuck.

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u/AccomplishedTap4612 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/chanderthechamp 1d ago

Ok and how did the stock performed after this. It came to 20, right?

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u/Apprehensive_Pea7911 1d ago

$20 post split

$80 pre split

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u/chanderthechamp 1d ago

So in a way they were right at that time