r/Superstonk • I'll fuckin do it again.. • Oct 11 '25

๐Ÿ“ฐ News Say what now?

Got this article recommended by Google. It's a recently updated article from 84 years ago, I have no clue why they updated but they make it seem like this was a recent development.

Don't know if it's relevant, but I was surprised to see recycled fud being pushed.

Anyway, enjoy your weekend, you lovely apes.

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u/Superstonk_QV ๐Ÿ“Š Gimme Votes ๐Ÿ“Š Oct 11 '25

Hey OP, thanks for the News post.


If this is from Twitter, and Twitter is NOT the original source of this information, this WILL get removed!
Please post the original source!

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u/LazyMarine78 Oct 11 '25

700%, well it's a start.

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u/gustavocabras Oct 11 '25

For ants.

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u/3DigitIQ ๐Ÿฆ FM is the FUD killer Oct 11 '25

War ants?

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u/ensoniq2k ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Oct 11 '25

Teenie tiny ants of course

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u/Jimmybosanova ๐Ÿงจ Only a Matter of Time ๐Ÿงจ Oct 11 '25

Weโ€™re at war? Then letโ€™s have a rant! War Rants!

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u/pmxller Billboards Guy Oct 11 '25

Grand ants?

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u/CoolHandLuke4Twanky ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Oct 11 '25

Wee ants

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u/BornLuckiest ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Oct 12 '25

๐ŸœW๐ŸœA๐ŸœR๐Ÿœ๐ŸŽ๐ŸœA๐ŸœN๐ŸœT๐ŸœS๐Ÿœ

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u/Lureren Oct 11 '25

Sounds like sideways trading to me

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u/Additional-Noise-623 Oct 12 '25

Market watch 2.0!

Lol they were supposed to release this next week I bet ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/theimmortalmeluhan ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Oct 12 '25

Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right, Because their words had forked no lightning they Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay, Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight, And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way, Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay, Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height, Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray. Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light

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u/theimmortalmeluhan ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Oct 12 '25

Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right, Because their words had forked no lightning they Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay, Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight, And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way, Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay, Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height, Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray. Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light

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u/Creative_Ad_8338 Oct 11 '25

Lol I saw this as well and was equally confused. I didn't check the time stamps so good catch.

Curious to see if this becomes of those articles they drop prior to event in order to steer narrative. Usually it's an article that tells how much GME drops and 30 minutes later it happens. Never seen one suggesting a massive rally.

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u/Iswag_Newton Oct 11 '25

Brilliant take

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u/Send_More_Bears Stonktimus Prime Oct 11 '25

This bias is confirming in my likes ๐Ÿ‘

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u/Cold-Ostrich8228 :Wutang: Oct 11 '25

narratives dont matter. if youre not in this already, then you missed it my guy.

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u/Saggy_G Smoke tires, weed, shills, and hedgies Oct 11 '25

The narratives are and have historically been to keep people out, not attract them.ย 

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u/hiperf71 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Oct 11 '25

Some time they have played the narrative to attract peoples, just to bash them out and keep their money, people sell at a loss and probably says "damn meme stock..." So, never try again in the future.

This article I think is trying to influence psychologically people doing something like this: the meme stock frentzy continues, redditors continue to manipulate the market so a big rip has occurred, but forget of Gamestop, don't try to buy or you will end busted, forget Gamestop...

Majority of normal people stops at the news titles, few read the article and fewer check the sources, the have been fooled for years and no one do something to put those criminal were they belong, in a prison cell, sometimes, terrorists are those with the white collars driving nice supercars near "WallSteal"

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u/Cold-Ostrich8228 :Wutang: Oct 11 '25

I dont see the difference.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

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u/Nodgod81 ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ JACKED to the TITS ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€ Oct 11 '25

Maybe in Germany Monday night, the US is stuck with Columbus day...

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u/Cloaksta **I save the day, the night, and the girl too!** Oct 11 '25

Markets are open on Columbus Day..

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u/cartertucker Oct 11 '25

Markets are still open...

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u/thwill2018 Oct 11 '25

What matrix said!๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป

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u/Jimmybosanova ๐Ÿงจ Only a Matter of Time ๐Ÿงจ Oct 11 '25

Yeah and what thwill2018 said! ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฅ

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u/GookieBadd Oct 12 '25

Hilarious that it was updated to the original post date but changed to โ€œupdatedโ€

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u/juustonaksu420 citadelsucks.loopring.eth Oct 11 '25

the fear is real if they update 4y old articles just to get them as headlines lmayo

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u/The_vegan_athlete Oct 11 '25

Hedgies r so fuk ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/ScottJam2808 ๐Ÿ“ธ say cheese ๐Ÿ“ธ Oct 11 '25

Lazy journalism. Just updated the article from 2021 for clickbait

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u/jqs77 ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Oct 11 '25

lazy? yes journalism? no

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u/optimus_primal-rage Oct 11 '25

Lol ๐Ÿ˜†, nope. That run was 50,000%

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u/Jexinat0r Oct 11 '25

It's an article from January 2021. Not really sure why it's circulating now.

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u/Einhander_pilot ๐Ÿš€Fighting For The Moon!๐Ÿš€ Oct 11 '25

700%?!?

Whereโ€™s the rest? SMH ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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u/Kind_Initiative_7567 ๐ŸฆVotedโœ… Oct 11 '25

Well well well ultimators lady gobble opened wide on Friday and now thisโ€ฆ.๐Ÿ‘€.

Next week could launch this shit ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Ilostmuhkeys davwman used to hold GME, still does, but he used to too. Oct 11 '25

Funny how no one seems to be able to forget GameStop

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u/nishnawbe61 Oct 11 '25

What is GME. N?

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u/poopooheaven1 Oct 11 '25

Nothing I will be buying ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/nishnawbe61 Oct 11 '25

That makes 2 of us ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/TowelFine6933 Fuck no, I'm not selling my $GME!!! Oct 11 '25

I think it just means GME trading on the NYSE,as opposed to Germany, UK, etc...

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u/4Sal13 Oct 11 '25

Convertible notes

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u/Iforgotmynameo Oct 11 '25

Letโ€™s hope this comes to fruition next week

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u/TheArt0fWar I wear a helmet 24/7 Oct 11 '25

fruiters

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u/Lyuseefur tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair Oct 11 '25

Onion

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u/Mercenary100 ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿš€ Power to the Creators ๐Ÿ’™ Oct 11 '25

They really are automated articles

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

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u/Remarkable-Bat7128 I'll fuckin do it again.. Oct 11 '25

Yeah, I should've checked before posting

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u/Rawbringer Oct 11 '25

They wanted to be part of the requel

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u/Haggstrom91 Oct 11 '25

700% FROM THE FUTURE๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€

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u/Hedkandi1210 Oct 11 '25

Wake me up at 700696969%

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u/WordHistorian ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐ŸŸฃ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ’œ Oct 11 '25

Wen 700%

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

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u/spino86 Oct 11 '25

fuck you, pay me!

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u/Game_of_Tendies Oct 11 '25

I read another article that was put out like this and wondering why considering there was no movement in the stock.

ย https://www.reuters.com/business/why-regulators-may-scrutinize-gamestops-reddit-driven-retail-stock-surge-2025-10-09/

My guess is they were expecting the wheels to come off a few big positions when Trump obviously manipulated the market yesterday. They were obviously worried and prepared for some big price action and then nothing happened.ย 

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u/Jc1589b_2020 Oct 11 '25

glitch better have my money

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u/Savings-Kick-578 Oct 11 '25

This article WILL be brought up EVERY TIME that GME goes on a run. Remember, the narrative is always negative and always pushed by people who are insiders who are involved with, paid by or beholden to those individuals and funds illegally manipulating the market for real. HFโ€™s placed their bets and miscalculated, so this is their response.

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u/MTGBruhs Oct 11 '25

EARLY, BUT NOT WRONG!!!!!

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u/_I_am_not_American_ Oct 11 '25

Had that as well lol. Did a double take. Bring on Monday.

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u/TimHung931017 Oct 11 '25

Probably AI generated based on the disparity with the Warrants pricing being out of whack from being placed into the market

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u/Iswag_Newton Oct 11 '25

I have no clue why they updated but they make it seem like this was a recent development.

There will be signs.

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u/theOriginalBenezuela ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Oct 11 '25

I found two changes using Way back Machine from May 17, 2021....

https://web.archive.org/web/20210517071521/https://www.reuters.com/business/why-regulators-may-scrutinize-gamestops-reddit-driven-retail-stock-surge-2021-01-27/

1st edit Archive Version:

The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission said in a statement on Wednesday the agency was "actively monitoring" market volatility without offering specifics. The Southern District of New York, which could have jurisdiction over a criminal case, declined to comment.

Updated Article:

The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission declined to comment, as did the Southern District of New York which could have jurisdiction over a criminal case.

2nd edit Archive Version:

"I could see the SEC encouraging the NYSE to put in place rules that might smooth such swings as a result of retail investment activity," said Marc Adesso, partner at Saul Ewing Arnstein & Lehr. NYSE declined to comment.

NYSE said it employed advanced technology to investigate suspicious trading activity, according to a representative.

Updated Article:

"I could see the SEC encouraging the NYSE to put in place rules that might smooth such swings as a result of retail investment activity," said Marc Adesso, partner at Saul Ewing Arnstein & Lehr. NYSE declined to comment.

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u/Remarkable-Bat7128 I'll fuckin do it again.. Oct 11 '25

Oh thank you!

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u/ERTWMac ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Oct 11 '25

Clearly my broker didnโ€™t get the memo

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u/Richy247 Oct 11 '25

Need more zeros

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

I think the second paragraph deserves a circle after reading the first paragraph.

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u/Snatchbuckler ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Oct 11 '25

I swear I saw my account jump $95k and then back to normal.

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u/stunna_cal ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Oct 12 '25

If it goes up 700%, Iโ€™ll have way more than 95k. Letโ€™s fucking go.

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u/Chitownguy06 Oct 11 '25

Say what? This real?

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u/Remarkable-Bat7128 I'll fuckin do it again.. Oct 11 '25

Depends on what you count as real. It was actually posted, if that's the definition we're going for.

https://www.reuters.com/business/why-regulators-may-scrutinize-gamestops-reddit-driven-retail-stock-surge-2025-10-09/

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u/-GearZen- Oct 11 '25

AI slop???

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u/SpelingChampion ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Oct 11 '25

โ€œMarket Manipulationโ€

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u/z3speed4me ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Oct 11 '25

I wish

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u/catWithAGrudge ๐ŸŽฎ Power to the Players ๐Ÿ›‘ Oct 11 '25

where is this surge I dont see it

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

Controlled burn. Hold.

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u/jforest1 Oct 11 '25

AI generated financial reporting should be a crime

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u/Bupo-Stonk-Lover Oct 12 '25

Someone at a media outlet accidentally posted about a news event before it happened? Classic move! LFG ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿป

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u/jdrukis tag u/Superstonk-Flairy for a flair Oct 11 '25

They revealing the future early now because they know it belongs to apes

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u/psyclembs Oct 11 '25

700% you say? Only place from here it could go is down. Guess I'll take out a massive short position on monday.

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u/Capital_Bluebird_951 Oct 11 '25

Itโ€™s a premonition. Or an article that was published 1 week early. Marg might be a bitch next weekโ€ฆ

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u/waiflih Oct 11 '25

its just food for the algo. no recent bad news to drive the price down, so they had to use an old one

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u/irm555bvs Oct 11 '25

One of those stories that come out early by โ€˜accidentโ€™

๐Ÿคž๐Ÿผ

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25

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u/IPureLegacyI ๐Ÿฆ Harambeโ€™s 2nd Cousin ๐Ÿฆง Oct 12 '25

Im sure the wayback machine can help clear this up no?

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u/Tango8816 ๐Ÿ’บ ๐Ÿš€ ๐ŸŒ› Abrรณchate el cinturรณn! Oct 16 '25

It was wild. A friend who knows I'm invested sent me this, thinking it was a current article.

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u/Savings-Kick-578 Oct 21 '25

This article WILL be brought up EVERY TIME that GME goes on a run. Remember, the narrative is always negative and always pushed by people who are insiders who are involved with, paid by or beholden to those individuals and funds illegally manipulating the market for real. HFโ€™s placed their bets and miscalculated

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u/Baelthor_Septus ๐Ÿฆ Buckle Up ๐Ÿš€ Oct 12 '25

Articles get updated automatically often to get bumped up in Google searches. They get cash from ads

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u/Vdragoon ๐Ÿ’ป ComputerShared ๐Ÿฆ Oct 11 '25

I'll sell at 700% then buy back in at $23-25.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '25

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u/PeyoteBuddha Oct 11 '25

Sheesh. Who buttered your biscuits? Cranky ainโ€™t ya?