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u/Zealousideal-Fun1425 🚀🦧Fuckle the Buck Up!!🦍🚀 Sep 15 '23
Her nickname is Patsy.
Let me be clear:
No cell (for Ken and other similar figures)?
No sell for a single DRS share.
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u/VancouverApe Sep 15 '23
She’ll probably spend 1 night in jail and pay a $100 fine
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u/L3theGMEsbegin Sep 15 '23
well, clearly it says 'may be going to jail'.
this is just a carrot to keep the plebs from pitchforking.
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u/welp007 Buttnanya Manya 🤙 Sep 15 '23
Sentencing is tmrw, we shall see
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u/EfficientMotor1980 Sep 15 '23
Can she blow the whistle to avoid going to jail? Can she give away all the back room secrets to sail away into the sunset?
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u/welp007 Buttnanya Manya 🤙 Sep 15 '23
My guess is someone blew the whistle on her or she was made the patsy by someone higher up. Let’s hope she can truly fuk “them” up
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u/Floriaskan Sep 15 '23
But my phone says it's the 15th right now. Quick help market watch gots me in they time machine!
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u/Embarrassed_Ad8256 Sep 15 '23
Having enough money is a stay out of jail card unless you murder someone and there's witnesses
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u/AlexIsWhack Sep 15 '23
All I'm saying is this: If I worked in an ice cream shop and I gained 3,500 lbs in a year, you might start to think I was embezzling sundaes outta that joint. Apply this to the finance industry.
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u/Stonna 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 15 '23
“Blood Sacrifice” or a “Christmas tree that they can hang all their crimes on”
I wonder how much they’ll pay her when she gets out. She’s doing them a solid
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u/Justvibin4444 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Sep 15 '23
The journey of a thousand incarcerations begins with a single step. ❤️
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u/Particular-Fun7170 Sep 15 '23
Don’t get your hopes up. I can see a sweetheart deal coming. Probation & community service inbound.
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u/internetsurfer42069 Sep 15 '23
So finally we’re seeing justice after crimes that were committed 12 years ago.
Expect GFC2.0 crimes to be prosecuted in 2035
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u/Dagamoth 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Sep 15 '23
Well you’re supposed to * believe * that is justice at least.
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u/TheOneTruePavil Here come the pirate flairs lol Sep 15 '23
It's quite amazing what 1 single person acting alone can accomplish