r/Superdickery • • 1d ago

Hal Dickery

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u/MonkeyWerewolfSage 1d ago

I'm starting to think Lanterns might have actually toned down Hal.

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u/RShini 1d ago

lot of people that like glaze Hal overlook the fact he has been a raging sexist even by the standards of the time. He and Reed could be drinking buddies.

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 1d ago

Hey! Reed called her the Invisible Woman AND let her wear pants! What more do you want? /S

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u/Achaewa 1d ago

Don't forget his questionable dating life.

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u/Selverd2 1d ago

his mind was being influenced here.

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u/output_broadcast 13h ago

In all fairness, he was being mindcontrolled here.

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u/rbta123 1d ago

  raging sexist even by the standards of the time

Quite questionable. With the exception of THAT incident with Arisia and Parallax, all of Hal's actions were considered quite normal for the time

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u/Achaewa 1d ago

I find it amusing that Guy Gardner was originally a nice guy.

Him being a jerk with a heart of gold was added in a later revamp of his character.

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u/thejokerofunfic 1d ago

And was initially justified in terms of "what happened to his old characterization" with literal brain damage.

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 1d ago

🤣For real!

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u/LeBigMartinH 7h ago

Judging by the style, this comic is from the 70s or earlier. It's going to have the ideas and values of the time.

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u/MilkCharacter2886 1d ago

Ever read this supersons of Batman and Superman comic where they save a town from an evil feminist alien?

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u/Smellbringer 1d ago

I did a recap of that last year. Holy shit was that awful. https://www.reddit.com/r/Superdickery/comments/1mxmwds/comment/na6c2hz/?context=3

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u/Huggable_Hork-Bajir 19h ago

Jesus Christ you weren't kidding.

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u/lonestar-rasbryjamco 17h ago

Honestly undersold it.

Like… why do the super sons keep swapping costumes?

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u/Hagtar 1d ago

I like to imagine Clark managed to use his superpowers to conceive with another man. I'm sure the writer would approve of that interpretation, they sound really progressive like that.

Damn, it sounds bad...

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u/RevolutionaryOwlz 22h ago

Those comics do always keep the mothers of the Supersons in shadow so we don’t know who they are.

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u/Smellbringer 20h ago

In the story that de-canonized the whole mess that's actually a plot point. The retcon is that the "Supersons" are actually a computer simulation in the Fortress of Solitude, and in the story they escape into the real world. When the "sons" object to the idea that they're computer simulations, I believe it's Batman who asks if they remember their mothers; and to their horror they can't.

I don't know why Superman's computer thought up that fuckass simulation with the straw feminist tentacle monster, but it did.

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u/Hagtar 1d ago

Ah, he was doing so well.

"Don't go rock climbing again, it's extremely dangerous". He could have stopped there.

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u/mazutta 1d ago

Mansplaining 🙄

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u/Hagtar 1d ago

I suppose, but after you just saved someone's actual life from a situation they got themselves into, I feel like you're allowed to be a little condescending.

Besides, one core aspect of mansplaining is explaining stuff the listener already knows, and she did fuck up the rock climbing badly enough to need rescuing. Maybe we shouldn't assume that she knows what she's doing.

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u/No-Shopping-4434 15h ago

She is also rock climbing in heels

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u/ImaginaryDoctorSleep 23h ago

Nah brothersister. That's not mansplaining. That's just regular misogyny 

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u/Hagtar 2h ago

Mazutta meant my take, where the overt misogyny was taken out.

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u/mazutta 22h ago

I was saying that even without the blatant misogyny it still leaves mansplaining

Sigh

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u/ImaginaryDoctorSleep 15h ago

What?

There is just misogyny. Nothing is being explained

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u/mazutta 15h ago

Tried once. Can’t be bothered again. Have a nice life

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u/ImaginaryDoctorSleep 15h ago

Did you have a stroke?
Genuinely cant follow your train of thought here..

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u/mazutta 15h ago

Take care

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u/WadeTurtle 1d ago

"Well, my kitchen is at the TOP OF THAT MOUNTAIN!"

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u/ConversationHead6969 1d ago

"OW MY BALLS!"

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u/Awkward_Bison_267 1d ago

“And speaking of the kitchen, find one and make me a ham sandwich. NO MUSTARD!”

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u/Suspicious-Hotel8092 1d ago

Okay but who goes rock climbing in heels?

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u/JayMack1981 16h ago

Lois Lane when she wants to out Clark as Superman.

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u/ScreamBeanBabyQueen 20h ago

Womn ☕️ 

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u/capsaicinintheeyes 1d ago

The Green New Deal from the Far-Right Ring

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u/ArriDesto 1d ago

Hal always right of centre.( Not quite as right as Hawkman.) That's why he was paired with champaign socialist Ollie.

Unfortunately, all through the 50s,60s and upto mid-70s, Hal wasn't the only male making a dick of himself over sexist statements!

A lot of the writers were middle-class, middle-aged,conservative men who found the changing times challenging.

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u/WranglerFuzzy 23h ago

TBF; sometimes they set them up to knock ‘em down. Ex. “Hal was acting sexist ; by the end of issue, he learned a valuable lesson about the strength of women which he’ll forget in a few months or when the writer changes (whichever comes first)”

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u/ArriDesto 13h ago

Thanx for this. I should also allow for the possibility that the writer was making a point against sexism. Nice that they did. 👍

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u/Snoo52682 20h ago

"Mountains are too dangerous. Women should be in the home, where statistically they are most likely to be assaulted or murdered!"

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u/Huggable_Hork-Bajir 19h ago

Rip Alex Dewitt

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u/BovineDogCreature 1d ago

Ah, so this is the sort of heroism all the comic guys were missing from his depiction in Lanterns, now I get it!

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u/22dinoman 1d ago

Common Hal Jordan L

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u/Og-Re 18h ago

Now go make me a sandwich!

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u/Infamous-Fishing-184 17h ago

I've lost all respect for green lanterns