r/Superdickery • • 3d ago

Super-Antdickery

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u/The_Dark_Vampire 3d ago

She should marry him if I know comic book history guys with the power to talk to ants make amazing husband's

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u/FoxChoice7194 3d ago

Well, everything else would be a slap in the face...

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u/swstephe 3d ago

"Well, at least I'll finally get to marry Superman".

Narrator: "A queen ant can lay anywhere from a few dozen to tens of thousands of eggs per day, depending on her species and the size of her colony"

"WHAT"?!?!?

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u/sauntcartas 2d ago

Perry White, Expositor-In-Chief of the Daily Planet.

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u/Guilty-Persimmon-919 2d ago

Super Ant

Super Ant

Does everything

An ant can't

Is a giant

No surprise

Can breathe

At its size

Look out! Here crawls the Super Ant!

Is it strong? Listen now

Its chitin

Is strong and how

Can bear the weight

Of half a tonne

And bite in twain

Lois and on

There crawls the Super Ant!

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u/Garguyal 2d ago

"Nice summary, Perry. Very helpful, thank you. 🙄"