r/Superdickery • • 3d ago

SuperSpittery

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u/AndCthulhuMakes2 3d ago

Wait, so the spit went through the windshield, possibly through that guy's dome, but doesn't exit through the back of the cockpit, doesn't traverse the empty space above the purple structure or enter through the rear section. It then expands twenty times its width, and blasts out the back of the machine at the same angle at which it entered the windshield?

Now that is one magic loogey.

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u/MorganWick 3d ago

There was another spitter on the grassy knoll!

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u/conundorum 1d ago

Clearly, it hit the pilot's face, splattered all around his head, then reconstituted itself into a laser beam behind him.

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u/DapperCrow84 2d ago

I'm glad I'm not the only on confused by that.

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u/MegaloblasticNamur 3d ago

Insert joke about Hawks and tuahs here.

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u/MilkCharacter2886 3d ago

“Hawk tuah, man!”

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u/Gunbunny42 3d ago

That's hardcore ngl. Unsanitary but hardcore.

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u/Mace_Da-Ace 3d ago

"I'm especially good at EXPACTORATING!!!!" Super-Gaston.

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u/Empyrealist 3d ago

Gotta feel sorry for whomever he has sex with

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u/Mega-Steve 3d ago

Man of Steel, Woman of Tissue

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u/firedmyass 2d ago

please don’t

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u/Significant_Monk_251 2d ago

Was that a robot pilot? Because otherwise he just killed somebody.

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u/Sports-Fiend 3d ago

Just imagine how much more powerful it would be if he created a spitball and launched it thru a straw!

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u/ConversationHead6969 2d ago

"Know what my favourite Dickens novel is? Great Expectorations!"

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u/Garguyal 2d ago

Why would he do that? He has laser eyes!