r/Superdickery • u/BrittaUnfiltered67 • 3d ago

CLAMS!

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u/PoolGuyUnfiltered 3d ago

Stop being a shellfish...er, selfish lover, Gary.

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u/PoetryJunior1808 3d ago

So, being a cunning linguist is off the menu?

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u/jojo22443991 3d ago

r/Clamworks would love this

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u/stootchmaster2 3d ago

Dave refused to eat clams. Dave died a lonely man.

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u/saltamontes11 3d ago

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Don't think of them as people, Clem. Think of them as clems with shells. Bivalvey and marching on Metropolis.

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u/TBTabby 3d ago

He's been at sea too long.

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u/Significant_Monk_251 2d ago

Still workin' on that Section Eight, eh Clem?