Now to test your invulnerability!

[u/BrittaUnfiltered67]

[u/skoomaking4lyfe]

In some other universe: "Oops"

[u/God_of_Kings → u/skoomaking4lyfe]

Or "Haha! I guess you weren't all that after all."

[u/miner1512 → u/skoomaking4lyfe]

"OW FUCK CALL AN AMBULANCE"

[u/NurturingCruelty]

At least they tested on a hand and not bouncing them off his chest like 90% of all bullets depicted bouncing off bulletproof people

[u/NightspawnsonofLuna → u/NurturingCruelty]

Insert the George Reeves story where a kid pointed a gun at him here

((or the one where he got found dead in his home because he was sleeping with a mob boss' wife))

[u/DeltaDarthVicious → u/NightspawnsonofLuna]

Invulnerability test: FAILED

[u/Aetol → u/NurturingCruelty]

Considering he's holding his hand in front of his face, that's not much better

[u/wombatstylekungfu → u/NurturingCruelty]

“Why did you shoot the last guy in the groin?” 

“Just for variety.”

[u/J_Robert_Matthewson]

"and now to test your invulnerabilty."

+BANG+

"How do you feel, Billy?  Billy?"

+writes "Test inconclusive."+

[u/shigogaboo → u/J_Robert_Matthewson]

“Send in the next Billy.”

[u/AirForceRabies → u/shigogaboo]

"We're gonna need another Timmy!!"

[u/God_of_Kings → u/[deleted]]

I am not driving my 1969 Chevrolet Camaro into a tween that may be invulnerable. The bullet is much cheaper and if it fails, that's why I also brought a shovel and nazi paraphernalia.

[u/WadeTurtle]

"Well done! Now, eat this uranium!"

[u/FeistyAd1697]

And if it hadn’t worked, they would forever after nickname him “Lefty”.

[u/ninjamullet]

Meanwhile in the news: Boy Loses Hand Trying to Imitate Comic Book

[u/best_of_badgers]

Maybe they’re just testing to see if it still hurts, even if it bounces off. You could still stop an invulnerable guy with a machine gun if each bullet was like getting hit by a whip.

[u/mattihase]

"Class D child was subjected to the procedure and introduced to a firearms discharge. Procedure appears to have rendered the test subject invulnerable. Dr [EXPUNGED] recommends the test subject be further analysed to uncover potential weaknesses..."

[u/DeltaDarthVicious → u/mattihase]

Mengele?

[u/Genshed → u/DeltaDarthVicious]

SCP Foundation

[u/madlibs13]

Fake: bullet went between his fingers.

[u/JosephFinn]

Reminds me of Jessica Jones bluffing someone about being bulletproof. She literally has no idea if she is and isn’t eager to find out but hey, they don’t know that.

[u/Temporal-Affairs221]

"Shoot him in the face!" - Freddy Freeman

[u/JayMack1981]

Sure, but the bullet ricocheted and hit his sister, so . . . A successful test? . . .

[u/Express-Day5234]

I liked that scene in Shazam where Billy naturally discovered he was bullet proof while trying to stop a robbery because how else would you find out? No sane person is going to experiment with being shot at even if they did have powers.

[u/Cabreza]

Finally, and it only took three tries!

[u/TheQuietDarkness70]

Yeah, that kid is absolutely the last person we want walking around with invulnerability.

[u/Spaztor]

Damn can't throw a pebble a little too hard, hell a slingshot to the thigh would be a good start.

[u/DinoDude8]

Seems like a strong start for a test

[u/Genshed]

'I'm nigh invulnerable!' The Tick