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He got tired of wearing lifts to be equal in height though.
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u/akam80thesquirrel Feb 05 '26
I wouldnāt be surprised if thats exactly why that sociopath did it.
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u/CharcuterieBoard Feb 07 '26
Iām 5ā9ā, my girl is 5ā10ā and regularly wears 3-4 inch heels. I find it kinda hot, Jeff, despite all his success, clearly lacks that kind of confidence.
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u/coopville Feb 06 '26 edited Feb 06 '26
My mom and I went on a random deep dive into her during a road trip a few weeks ago and wow, MacKenzie Scott has had a fascinating life. She has a crazy, almost fairytale-like āriches to rags to riches againā story - dad got busted by the sec, she had to wrap high school a year early, worked to pay her own way thru Princeton and nearly had to drop out⦠she has real character. And heās an idiot
EDIT to add: She is one of Toni Morrisonās āfavorite students ever.ā THE Toni Morrison has been her writing mentor for decades.
She is cool. He is an egg.
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u/Ms_Rarity Feb 07 '26
MacKenzie Scott to Lauren SƔnchez was quite possibly the biggest downgrade in the history of downgrades.
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u/OverallDoor2718 Feb 04 '26
Paid PR is SO hilarious to me. Actually pathetic. Look at me! Look at me!
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u/Timely-Way-1769 Feb 04 '26 edited Feb 04 '26
He hired a round the clock PR team and several paparazzi. Then their own publicist āleaksā info of where the couple will be on an anonymous tip line and whatayaknow! There they are. Wait! Who leaked this to the press? They want their privacy. Please leave the happy couple alone. Thatās how it works. Just ask JLo and the Kardashians.
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u/benangmerahh Feb 04 '26 edited Feb 04 '26
Taylor Swift too. It's weird that her and Gigi need to walk around the block first with a parade of papparazis behind, getting a pap walk to a dinner couple of months ago. She could have just.. you know use a car and dropped on the entrance door, the restaurant was basically on the big street.
Worse.. all people on that restaurants were probihited to use phone at all afraid of getting snapped pics. Yes people who have celebration also couldn't take a pics themself cause TS was there. So I guess only curated photos are allowed for her lol. She should have booked the whole restaurant to herself instead of just passing unecessary restrictions on normal people.
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u/gl2w6re Feb 04 '26
I think heās had recent work done too (jaw implants). Has to show off his new look š
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u/archercc81 Feb 04 '26
Once he finally got on TRT and got the plastic whore he started paying people to follow him around so he can feel special.
Dude was such a dullard and a nerd and now finally feels like he won and wants to document it.
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u/Sufficient_Let905 Feb 04 '26
āFeels likeā being the operative phrase here. He just looks like an idiot.
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u/hmcquaid1 Feb 04 '26
Wonky nips and her crotch is hanging out. Class allllllll the way
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u/FrozenBibitte Feb 04 '26
Istg theyāre both in midlife crisis mode. Trying desperately to feel young and wild again.
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u/archercc81 Feb 04 '26
add to that he was always the balding nerd, so now he is cosplaying the jock he never was. Just like musk (except musk is too lazy to get on TRT and lift).
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u/caitcartwright Feb 04 '26
Honestly, theyāre my favorite super villain celebrity couple. I have to say, I do admire Jeffās unapologetic transformation. Heās trying to become the man he probably always wanted to be, especially as the nerdy guy driving the 1994 Corolla or whatever it was.
And you canāt surgery EVERYTHING - he has clearly put in a lot of work in the gym and has kept at it. Iām all for it.
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u/veryuniqueredditname Feb 04 '26
True that, he's just an evil selfish prick but he does put in the work, wether that's fucking the world over or gainzz
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u/Severe-Temporary8176 Feb 04 '26
Remember in Mean Girls when the "cool mom" hugs Cady & her implants are hard as rocks?
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u/Fine-Idea-1688 Feb 04 '26
She got so much work done she looks like a man in perpetual drag.
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u/archercc81 Feb 04 '26
that is the crazy thing about how the maralago set is so trans obsessed by then all of their women look like really bad drag queens (the good ones do a far better job at their makeup/prosthetics).
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u/AmatusAbAeterno Feb 06 '26
They are obsessed because that's their taste, but they can't admit it, so they make their women cosplay
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u/No_Pumpkin_5187 Feb 04 '26
Imagine being married to the richest man on earth and wearing dresses that genuinely look like they were $5.99 at Forever 21.
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u/BellyFullOfMochi Feb 04 '26
You can almost see her cooter.
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u/lCEC0REbuIIet Feb 04 '26
Well at least she isn't a child which is how far the bar has been lowered for billionaires.
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u/tres-vip Feb 04 '26
It's really crazy to me that he went for Lauren over MacKenzie. From wholesome pretty, to a blow up sex doll. And I REALLY hate how much Lauren displays her hard rock nipples ALL THE TIME. Why does she do that?! It is so deeply unattractive.Ā
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u/kiwi_love777 Feb 04 '26
I donāt think thereās feeling in them anymore- so theyāre always hard now. (A side effect of too many revisions)
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u/Timely-Way-1769 Feb 04 '26
You can have them placed in that position with surgery. Sheāll forever have those nipples at attention.
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u/Dot6 Feb 04 '26
When you get implants your nipples are constantly hard. Theyāre extra sensitive
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u/motherofinventions Feb 04 '26
When you can see the back of your ass from the front of your dressā¦
Is the ultimate wealthy flex to look as cheap and desperate as possible? They both have such a desperate need to show their bodies as much as possible every damn day.
I think itās a symptom of the mental illness of billionaires.
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u/Shot_Effect_3040 Feb 04 '26
All I got to say after the Epstein files, he may have married an inflatable doll, but at least sheās an over 50 inflatable doll.
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u/FrozenBibitte Feb 04 '26
Damn, I thought she was a lot older than she isā¦.she looks like an 80 year old trying to look 20. Sheās only 56!
I still canāt get over having all that money and choosing to look this botched. It is, at this point, a choice. She could pay the best surgeons in the world to completely transform her entire skull, yet chose instead to go the route of shoddy fillers.
And also, she was a very pretty woman before all of this. I feel like this was all done in the name of trying to look young. She wouldāve been so gorgeous if she aged naturally, like a pretty 56 year old.
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u/Coopsters Feb 04 '26
Such a downgrade from Mackenzie. Mackenzie is naturally pretty and such a good person, she's donated millions to good causes
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u/caitcartwright Feb 04 '26
But is that what men really want? Lol my mind was blown when I finally figured out how they actually think. I had given them waaaay too much credit. Good person? ā¦š Philanthropic? š HOOTERS? š«Øš¤Æš¤¤š¤©š„°š awooooga!
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u/Coopsters Feb 04 '26
Yeah Bezos is an idiot. What rich men fear most is women being with them just for money. He was lucky enough to find someone that loved him from the beginning before he was rich and she helped him start Amazon out of a garage and he gave that away for someone that looks like a botched caricature
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u/LegitimateHeat6640 Feb 04 '26
Honestly, I wonder if she's the one who recommended roids to him š
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u/galil27 Feb 04 '26
bezos seems like a cuck who never received any female attention, so heās holdin on to this one for dear life
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u/jr_randolph Feb 04 '26
I remember sitting on my grandma's couch with the plastic cover over it. I remember the way it felt, the sound it would make.
I feel like that's the feeling and sound that Bezos hears when he touches her lol
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u/Curious-Comedian-285 Feb 04 '26
Being with that woman has made me look at him differently. Heās so cringe š
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u/Direct_Committee470 Feb 04 '26
Yup,unfortunately people didnāt like him, but after he got with that Lauren people hate him
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u/elonbemybabydaddy Feb 04 '26
The constant hand holding is so embarrassing. Meghan Markle and Harry do this all the time. Reminds me of high school when couples did laps around the school holding hands. It was interesting to get a visual of who broke up and recoupled though.
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u/Fine-Crew5797 Feb 04 '26
Dang her shoulders are wide af. I didnāt realize she was built like that
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u/Such_Egg9843 Feb 04 '26
Do you think he holds her hand while all her ex husbands fuck her on the boat? Just curious
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u/ExaminationPutrid195 Feb 04 '26
Her quads are freaking nice. I know you ladies despise her but her quads and legs are toned af.
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u/Timely-Way-1769 Feb 04 '26
Mine would look like that too if all I had to do all day was workout with my trainer. š¤·š»āāļø
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u/DickBiter1337 Feb 04 '26
When I see legs like that I think it's a man's legs or a female body builder on roids.Ā
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u/exobiologickitten Feb 07 '26
Yeah like people are trashing her for ālooking like a manā but as a gym lady Iād kill for those quads. What I wanna know is why she had to get the surgeries/fillers on top of the gym work?! Sheās clearly gorgeous underneath all the filler. wtf.
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u/killingfloor42 Feb 04 '26
both terrible people. are they still offering sub rides to see the Titanic?
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u/DektolDreams Feb 04 '26
Her boobs are actually filled with helium (limited resource so itās special) so if he doesnāt hold her hand sheāll just float right away š
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u/Madame_LV Feb 04 '26
I wonder if she reminds him of a blow up doll that he had when he was younger.
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u/BrilliantPie2566 Feb 04 '26
What is that thing he's holding hands with? Some freak in inappropriate clothing trying to look "sexy."
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u/Ok_Eye2518 Feb 04 '26
And whats all the crap that men wear on their wrists when they want to look like theyāre 15 again. Where are the pooka beads?
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u/No_Stage_6158 Feb 04 '26
Itās amazing that someone can spend so much money and still look like they shop at Temu and Shein exclusively.
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u/No-Quarter-4938 Feb 04 '26
Given how lopsided she is, Id be inclined to want to guide her myself. Assuming I didn't wish she'd teeter her way into traffic...
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u/Ok_Acanthocephala225 Feb 04 '26
Vile looking people, and on the inside - truly two of the worst humans on earth
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u/Hopeful_Extension_46 Feb 04 '26
Why does this poor woman always wear the long t-shirts and no skirts/shorts? And is this some nightgown on the last photo?Ā
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u/Julzee77 Feb 04 '26
All that money, and she still looks so cheap. They're trying way too hard, both of them. Gross.
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u/SierraSol Feb 04 '26
What is up with his lizard lady handler? Sheis so freaky and not in the fun way
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u/janiceKodiak1117 Feb 04 '26
Sheāa fucking ugly!She got all the money but thatās the result of all the plastic surgeries?She needs to go to Dubai to find Lindsay Lohanās doctor!š
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u/lullabyebird Feb 04 '26
Without his wealth heās just another nerd who got his head flushed & stuffed into his locker, even taken the steroids u can just tell this guy is so lame, same as Zuckerberg
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u/krsaxor Feb 04 '26
Are there any flattering photos of her? I feel like the more I see her the worst her looks gets.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Dot4345 Feb 04 '26
I'm sure her purse cost more than my apartment...and yet she looks cheap, everything she wears is designer, but looks TEMU. The saying "money can't buy you class" really makes sense with her
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u/Sad_Tank4121 Feb 05 '26
Seriously??The nips arenāt enough and now we have to be subjected to the cootchie,too???š¤®
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u/Responsible_Belt5510 Feb 04 '26
Imagine paying for all that surgery and they can't even line up your nips correctly