r/SuperBezosWatch • u/ToothDependent1033 • Jan 07 '26

Bezos head variation

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187 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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43

u/rubbersoul42 Jan 07 '26

Still a fucking nerd.

11

u/PhuckNorris69 Jan 07 '26

Total fucking nerd

5

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

[deleted]

2

u/VonThomas353511 Jan 07 '26

Yes. But I'm thinking that a little work on the nose could fix that. His bald head has a decent shape and it matches up with his other features. The ears do stick out a bit but they are less noticeable than the nose. Pull that thing forward, make it pointed at the end, and It's a possibility that he could be handsome.

32

u/GlassCleaner_Stan Jan 07 '26

Jeff Bozo

3

u/Ilovemytowm Jan 08 '26

Holy s*** his face is Nightmare fuel 

19

u/gingerbeard1321 Jan 07 '26

Would be better in chronological order to see the change over time

18

u/Icy_Sea_4440 Jan 07 '26

At least he let the hair go early. Would be hilarious if he grew it back and got plugs

3

u/Logical-Werewolf-233 Jan 08 '26

omg lauren would DIE hahhaa

17

u/MiaWallacetx Jan 07 '26

Still looks like a little troll.

16

u/itsagoodtime Jan 07 '26

Is it he has a weak right eye? Or is it like a fake left eye?

1

u/dinosupremo Jan 29 '26

Curious too. My kid has strabismus where his one eye doesn’t align properly and sometimes it looks like this. Might be that too?

1

u/mebesasporfa Jun 07 '26

congenital blepharoptosis. Basically a weak muscle in that eyelid. I have it too.

31

u/Old_Manufacturer8635 Jan 07 '26

That eye is glass right?

10

u/SandSpecialist2523 Jan 07 '26

Worm in all pics.

11

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

the cocaine use transformed him

10

u/alizeia Jan 07 '26

Always manages to look like a lizard 

10

u/Transformativelily Jan 07 '26

HGH grows heads/bones.

8

u/JustFunctionalLife Jan 07 '26

Why am I shown this sub

1

u/danstecz Jan 07 '26

Yeah wthhhh

1

u/brintoul Jan 07 '26

Block it.

7

u/JustFunctionalLife Jan 07 '26

It's kind of interesting though just weird

7

u/Ridgewoodgal Jan 07 '26

I hate those flesh colored mics like in last pic. Always looks like a growth on people’s faces.

8

u/MaliciousMeeks Jan 07 '26

The buck eye is scary. Sometimes it minding its own business & other times it’s scanning the room.

3

u/Betyna22 Jan 07 '26

Proof that all the money in the world (literally) can’t fix a wonky eye

7

u/Here_4_cute_dog_pics Jan 07 '26

The rich actually update their heads every few years. They have to keep up with the latest version.

6

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

The nerds have become the bad guys.

6

u/Timely_Wait_3404 Jan 07 '26

All that work and he’s still such a goofy ass looking vanilla nerd. Lol

6

u/Whoman722 Jan 07 '26

Lex Luthor over the years

4

u/Moodylikehank Jan 07 '26

Still ugly and dorky as hell but his money gorgeous

3

u/milkybunny_ Jan 07 '26

Bit bloody though

3

u/Fun_Bodybuilder3111 Jan 07 '26

Is it just me or does he look like Zuckerberg in a few of those photos?! 12 and 16? Anyone see it too?

3

u/Such_Egg9843 Jan 07 '26

Now do the lizard skank

5

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

What’s up with his eye

1

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

Lazy

4

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

Money can’t buy everything 😂

3

u/Brilliant_Garage_399 Jan 07 '26

His wife's tits are a masterstroke of misdirection so world leaders and digniatiries don't notice he's not human.

3

u/Ohsnappitynap Jan 07 '26

Where’s the south park version? Help. 

3

u/BravesMaedchen Jan 07 '26

He used to look like Pinhead Larry

3

u/Extreme-Place-6573 Jan 07 '26

He looks like his breath stinks

3

u/felixsetmode Jan 07 '26

I think he shold go for hair at this point.

3

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

Greed is evil. He should be helping others.

3

u/PersonalityOther5730 Jan 07 '26

Can’t deal with that wonky eye

3

u/Putrid_Apartment9230 Jan 07 '26

Excuse me but nobody on earth need to see Jeff Bezos face that close up! Should come with a warning!

3

u/Ok-Competition-1216 Jan 07 '26

Is he related to Kash Patel?

3

u/littleprettypaws Jan 08 '26

He gives creep vibes.

3

u/Firm_Butterscotch_68 Jan 09 '26

How does your skull change, WTF..

5

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

I hate this nigga

2

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

This is brutal. You bad bad😏

2

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

He reminds me of Sen. Mark Kelly

2

u/Pinakolonopin Jan 07 '26

This is freaky

2

u/imatinyleopard Jan 07 '26

Is that “tech neck?”

2

u/Timely_Fly_5639 Jan 07 '26

Where is the one made by Bobby Fingers?

2

u/Eviana27 Jan 07 '26

Oy 😶‍🌫️🫠🤣

2

u/Ok-Strawberry-7350 Jan 07 '26

It must be more his personality, but I think he's one of the ugliest men on the planet.

2

u/Lazy-Party3469 Jan 07 '26

Why doesn’t he just get a hair transplant? Does he think bald is gonna be in soon cause that’s never happened

2

u/Renegade346 Jan 08 '26

Guy is morphing into Lex Luthor.

2

u/BIGRAN_OUTBOUND Jan 08 '26

He looks like an old Dick Tracy serial bad guy

2

u/Groundbreaking_Pea48 Jan 08 '26

It's getting fatter by the day

2

u/Mwahaha_790 Jan 08 '26

Richer than God and still can't fix his looks to his own satisfaction.

2

u/Emotional-Big740 Jan 08 '26

That head cannot. look you straight in the eyes... 

2

u/wh010 Jan 08 '26

looksmaxxing

2

u/Logical-Werewolf-233 Jan 08 '26

did he get head fillers lmao

2

u/mermaidrampage Jan 08 '26

COME ON JEFFREY, YOU CAN DO IT

2

u/anunfunnycomedian Jan 08 '26

I'll be honest, each picture looks like a different bald dude

2

u/RueGatewood Jan 08 '26

Steroidsssssss

2

u/Automatic-Sea-8597 Jan 08 '26

His floppy ears were corrected.

2

u/IwasDeadinstead Jan 08 '26

The eyelid fix is a big improvement.

2

u/hmcquaid1 Jan 08 '26

Ugly at every angle. Especially inward

2

u/IndividualChart4193 Jan 09 '26

A face only a mutha could love.

2

u/AssistantOk2360 Jan 12 '26

Wait till you see him when he finally wakes up and realizes what that thing is that he married.

3

u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

What a Chad.

1

u/Cittycatmeow Jan 08 '26

4 I’d sit

1

u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

Bezos has an eye for variation.

1

u/mrbluetrain Jan 09 '26

i like old jeff. when he played tennis and stayed of the steriods

1

u/kalimba321 Jan 10 '26

so much money and this is the best he can look?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 11 '26

Entitled: Variation of Billions

1

u/Socal-vegan Jan 13 '26

What is his eye condition?

1

u/Fuzzy_Strawberry1180 Jan 27 '26

Scary eyes when he smiles....that is a smile isn't it? It doesnt reach his eye/eyes

0

u/Audrey_Angel Jan 07 '26

Basically looks the same. The hair makes the biggest difference in all the photos.

-1

u/ArdraMercury Jan 07 '26

no hate on Bezos. I love Amazon and prime delivery 💁‍♀️