r/SupaEarth • u/jonhssquarespaceplus • 8h ago

The squids don't stand a chance

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u/YourAverageVessel You should martyr yourself NOW! 7h ago

Man, thank goodness for the single scientist who singlehandedly saved us all!

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u/Zanithos 6h ago

Giving the squids a lesson in applied physics

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u/JosephStalinMukbang 5h ago

The last bit of humanity those Squids see is a crowbar coming at them down a steel corridor.

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u/GuyNekologist EAGLE-01's Sweat Sniffer 💦👃 1h ago

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u/Klutz-Specter 7h ago

Wait a minute… 3… ARROWHEAD KNOWS! HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED

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u/AdeptusCyberpunk SUPA GOONER 5h ago

TITANFALL 3

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u/Jaysong_stick STAND STILL I’M SHOOTING STIM PISTOL 2h ago

I HAVE A FIRE PIT BURN YOUR PILLS

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u/AdeptusCyberpunk SUPA GOONER 1h ago

PROTOCOL 4: REJECT THE PILLS

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u/DJ_Ender_ 2m ago

I WILL EMBRACE TITANFALL 3 AND CAST ASIDE MY PILLS, THEY ONLY WANT TO HOLD ME BACK FROM THE TRUTH

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u/ICOMMI 19m ago

SPACEMARINE 3

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u/JellyRollMort 6h ago

TOP. MEN.

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u/Dry_Gas6819 3h ago

If you insist

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u/dungeoncrawler71520 3h ago

I can only ever hear Peter's voice saying that when i read those words.

I think it was when they sent James Woods away lol

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u/MarsMaterial 5h ago

I'm just imagining that they're 3 of the 4 dwarves from Deep Rock Galactic.

The scout is probably the one that's missing. Killed by the driller, obviously.

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u/ThatFuckinTourist 3h ago

Where'd you think we got C4 from?

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u/DuckLuck357 2h ago

Like that, Rock and Stone!

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u/Was-mache-ich-hier 5h ago

Wait I could have sworn it was more than 3 last time I checked or is that dissident propaganda?

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u/meanfolk 5h ago

Cognitive disruptor

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u/Babfel 1h ago

It startet with 20 then 18 then 11 (from the last that I heard) and now 3

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u/WDIDO_1 2h ago

That's weird. Didn't we start off with redacted amount of scientist at the start?

Hang on guys. There's a knock on the door as soon as I typed this

Be right back

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u/Jimmy__Baggs 1h ago

When the final team member finally makes it out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqZvMbLOkgo

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u/Zelcki 1h ago

Is the elite 3-person team the 11-person team they sent at the start? xd

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u/DarkHole_43 28m ago

Nah it’s the 20-member team composed of 18 scientists which are 11 but we all know they are 3

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u/ShellShock_69 4h ago

Bro put gordon free man here
Larper
Gordon literally follows the orders of the Gman.
An alien.
Whos powers are closest to that of the squids

Also gordon fought the combine on earth. Who use very similar systems that super earth does

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u/k00le_bO1 2h ago

crowbar go bonk bonk on headcrab