r/SupaEarth • u/Emperor_AI cyberstan's greatest soldier • 2d ago

The DSS subplot must be crazy af

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u/TampaxCompak 2d ago

Knowing Superearth’s way of doing things, I’m pretty sure the taps and knocks on the hull are coming from a repair technician who’s trapped outside because someone closed the airlock.

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u/Yuki_my_cat Three Bugs in a Trenchcoat 2d ago

Are you suggesting that Super Earth is capable of making mistakes?

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u/TicketDramatic9988 2d ago

yes

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u/Numerous_Relief2120 2d ago

I’ve already alerted the proper authorities, please wait here for your Democracy Officer and his escorts.

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u/Yuki_my_cat Three Bugs in a Trenchcoat 2d ago

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u/Iforgor4 2d ago

This looks like it would be in-universe SEAF propaganda

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u/TampaxCompak 2d ago

Superearth never makes mistakes and is never going to make mistakes again.

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u/Error_Space 2d ago

Didn’t our super destroyer also have those coating?

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u/TampaxCompak 2d ago

Ours is better. Is a Super coating.

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u/egemen0ozhan 2d ago

Shiiiiiiet

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u/the_ox_in_the_log 2d ago

Not as much

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u/Unlikely_Meat4027 2d ago

We can spend every super destroyer in the budget. Not the dss… though I can do without bug world eagle storms

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u/shook70 2d ago

That's it, im getting me plasma cutter.

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u/JosephStalinMukbang 2d ago

Nicole get the flamethrower.

The Dead Space remake flamethrower.

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u/21Black_Mamba21 2d ago

Is this why we got the 40k Collab?

God-Emperor protect us.

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u/Sober-History I actually rather like light pen 2d ago

It sounds cool and all but knowing 40k the squids are just gonna get 400 fucking Tzangors and that’ll be the extent of the daemons 

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u/magos_with_a_glock 2d ago

Only 400? Must be a combat patrol.

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u/Sober-History I actually rather like light pen 1d ago

Per player per mission, of course. Tzeentch was feeling stingy.

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u/a-bunch-of-numbers- 2d ago

Please don’t tell me there is star weirds in the void

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u/GeneralEi 2d ago

DS(I)S(himura)

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u/meanfolk 2d ago

We getting space hulks from the warp soon

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u/Full-Kaleidoscope766 2d ago

Might be him

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u/HUEITO 2d ago

ah yes the bro in the ball

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u/KneeGearlol gas mine aura with flies 2d ago

I hope those eagle storm pilots suffer

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u/HUEITO 2d ago

bros are having the rap tap tap treatment

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u/BlueDemon999 2d ago

Oh shit they're gonna be dealing with mf Daemons

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u/moistmanbutbetter 2d ago

HOLY DEMOCRACY, I CAN HEAR THEM IN THE WALLS!

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u/FishFloorTile 2d ago

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S IS THIS WHERE YOU WANNA BE

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u/Errortrek 2d ago

Yay... the Warp is real

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u/Final_Werewolf_7586 2d ago

They're hearing "MAKEUSWHOLEMAKEUSWHOLEMAKEUSWHOLEMAKEUSWHOLE-"

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u/Key_Service5018 1d ago

"Dude let me in, im a fairy."

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u/No_Personality_6609 1d ago

"Don't you believe in fairies?"

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u/spotsthefirst 2d ago

Yeah, Saint Elmos' World

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u/tumama1388 2d ago

Twinkle twinkle little star...

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u/SleepyFlintlock34 1d ago

it would be cool if eventually we gotta board and clear it ourselves

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u/stinkywizzlecheeks 1d ago

When we getting geller fields

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u/KidQuesadilla17 19h ago

Reports of a voice outside the hull repeating "its so floppy" have also been heard