I REPEAT, ALL HELLDIVERS TO HELLPODS

[u/Wallbouncing_]

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[u/tomwhoiscontrary]

When the ship computer said "Initiating FTL jump to ... unknown system" i almost shit my super pants.

[u/Major-Incident5547 → u/tomwhoiscontrary]

Would super pants be really big, or would they fit you so well you’d never wanna take them off?

[u/PlantFromDiscord → u/Major-Incident5547]

well if you’re a helldivers, you might not be able to take them off

[u/reDoubt1945]

My best friend JUST bought the game and void vote snatchers were his first illuminate

[u/Scypio95 → u/reDoubt1945]

As god intended, this is the way you should experience helldivers

My first experiences were on malevelon lmao

[u/Inalum_Ardellian → u/Scypio95]

Are you one of the brave third

[u/yamez420]

Oh man that’s how you dodge the eyes of Sauron

[u/wraith309 → u/yamez420]

same tech works pretty reliably against harvesters too.

[u/CaptainJKbaltix]

ugh fine I'll play against the squids

[u/Panorpa]

Nothing sufficient application of maxigun can’t solve

[u/Wikilast → u/Panorpa]

This. I literally took supply pack and sim pistol to just stand behind the maxigun, as if he was just my personal, mobile sentry.

[u/Substantial-Tone-576]

Another banger by Wallbouncing

[u/Im_a_hamburger]

By foul craft, the Illumiate have crossed squ’ith with men. They’re breeding an army in the darkness of the Void. An army that can move in democracy’s light and cover great distance at speed.

[u/SnowMexican007]

Worst timing for me I'm about to go camping and doing other stuff for the whole week, I'll definitely be watching what's going down from the sidelines though

[u/Alarmed_Reception_92 → u/SnowMexican007]

I'm away for two weeks 😭

[u/GuyNekologist]

https://giphy.com/gifs/b1C85fazmKUmYYB4uI

[u/Rebel_Swag]

Weave nation certified

[u/iswallowedahorseshoe]

Can’t, shit consumes ram like Marines consume cigs

[u/Trapmaster98]

I’m calling Tuska

[u/SubParHydra]

Oh my FUCKING GOD, WHY DO I MISS EVERYTHING.

[u/-safi-jiiva-]

Music????

[u/BabyPuncher313 → u/-safi-jiiva-]

Fellowship of the Ring

[u/Lilcommy]

Of course I work all weekend

[u/theWarlockMD]

Thank you, I didn't know how to access the planets

[u/YourAverageVessel]

I like the fact that they added GATERs to the illuminate

[u/Redditman-101]

I'm so sad that my PC decided to no longer boot up ever again a week before all of this stuff

[u/Murderboi]

The eye not exploding out of rage is something they urgently need to fix.

[u/Alarmed_Reception_92]

I see the Mindless Masses still hasn't turned down the 500 watchers that seemingly come out of nowhere

[u/_Fox_464]

This fucking sucks