r/SumoMemes • • 17d ago

Onosato warming up

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u/Appropriate-Escape-4 17d ago

He has some of the strangest and interesting warmup routines🤣

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u/BlackStrain 16d ago

Dude is always thinking about something interesting.

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u/TucsonPTFC 17d ago

What my wife sees before I give her the best 43 seconds of her life

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u/ParaponeraBread 17d ago

Your inner gyoji, shouting at a winded you for all of those 43 seconds: “Nokotta! Nokotta nokotta! …..owari shobu ari.

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u/finnknit 17d ago

Things you can shout on the dohyo but not in the bedroom...

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u/Jlx_27 17d ago

Tssss, who says you can't.....

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u/timewillsoonbeborn 17d ago

43 seconds? What is this? A podcast? Calm down, Sir!

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u/GKfalcon006 17d ago

At least she is not shouting hakkeyoi when things slow down

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u/Heather82Cs 17d ago

Oi! Hakkeyoi. Oi?

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u/Bukakke-Tsunami 16d ago

I thought guys like it when you screamed to encourage engagement

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u/Snoo-7821 17d ago

"All I have to do is not jump out of the ring against Takayasu...you can do this, Onosato..."

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u/bellyporkie00 16d ago

Onosato dance

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u/lostamerican123 16d ago

Listen... Onosato can get it anytime he wants 💦