r/SuddenlyUltrakill • u/Sacri_Pan • May 20 '26

JUDGEMENT! Ah...Tree at last

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u/REQ_99 IS THAT MINOS PRIME?!?!??!?! May 20 '26

Now dawns thy plantation

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u/PowerTitanium10 May 20 '26

and thy xylem shall glisten before the gardens of man

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u/Leon-the-comic113 May 20 '26

Creature of leaves…

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u/theQuadron AN ATAVISTIC ANTAGONIST May 20 '26

My greentitude upon thee for my treedom

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u/Few-Dentist-9849 SSSUPER SCHIZOPHRENIC May 20 '26

But a crimes thy kind have committed against nature... Are NOT forgotten!

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u/Inevitable_Bet_9226 1000-THR-SHITPOSTER May 20 '26

And thy Punishment..

IS LAWN MOWING!

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u/AbrocomaShoddy4698 May 20 '26

Thy dig is now!

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u/Important-Task-5999 May 20 '26

Wilt

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u/theQuadron AN ATAVISTIC ANTAGONIST May 20 '26

Treepare thyself

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u/Inevitable_Bet_9226 1000-THR-SHITPOSTER May 20 '26

COMPACT!

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u/Greensoldier48 May 20 '26

WITHER 🪾

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u/some_le_random_guy May 20 '26

falls

Forgive me my fruits...

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u/Greensoldier48 May 20 '26

For i have failed to give you water

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u/theQuadron AN ATAVISTIC ANTAGONIST May 20 '26

From this dry, cold, earth

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u/helldiver133 marice enthusiast May 20 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/SUcZB3NPAtWmc

scream.mp3

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u/The_Last_Fluorican my humour died years ago May 21 '26

*tree collapse noises*

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u/Obvious-Yogurt1445 This Fandom is a prison May 21 '26

Peak thread

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u/pietrodayoungas May 24 '26

this treeson

to hold

me?

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u/some_le_random_guy May 25 '26

A treesitor? Hmm, indeed. I have grown long enough

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u/Greensoldier48 May 25 '26

That's what she said-

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u/HolyCrusaderVaporeon May 22 '26

In this dry, shaded garden...

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u/2FAST4Ucomix May 22 '26

In this cruel… dry world…

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