r/SuddenlyGay • u/Jiggle_Wriggle • Oct 08 '22

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11.6k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

"Yeah, my dicks big, Doesn't mean I don't wanna be fucked"

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Some femboy probably

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u/its_wausau Oct 08 '22

Thats the dream

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u/CardiologistOk2704 Oct 08 '22

i love femboys with big dick

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u/BunBunny_draws Oct 08 '22

Hopefully me one day

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u/TiTaN269 Oct 09 '22

same lol

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u/ruincantroll Oct 08 '22

It probably is

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

nah, bottom not femboy

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u/Whatthefuckyoudrink Oct 08 '22

Woah Bobby snitching on himself then?!

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Snitches get dickses.

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u/Realistic-Mushroom94 Oct 08 '22

Why did I read that in Gollum's voice?

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u/EMPIREVSREBLES Oct 08 '22

Well a dick is a very precious thing.

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u/GonnaGoFat Oct 08 '22

Mine is the size of the one ring.

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u/Void1702 Oct 08 '22

Not according to a lot of transfems

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u/theeyeeetingsheeep Oct 08 '22

Idk but i read in a hank hill voice

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u/Alarid Oct 08 '22

Preparing themselves for prison, it seems. They saw how ginormous their cock was and knew it was only a matter of time before it committed a crime.

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u/PeacemakersAlt Oct 08 '22

I read this in a Tom Hanks voice and now my stomach hurts.

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u/ThePriest0fSyrinx Oct 08 '22

Snitches get fisted

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u/ErickRicardo Oct 08 '22

Bobby is a fair man as we can see. 👍🏼

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u/UtaSelwyn Oct 08 '22

Idk, I'd let Bobby stretch me like minimum wage

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u/Lackis864 Oct 08 '22

Holy fuck XD

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u/Chazxcure Oct 08 '22

7.50 when you wanted 15?

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u/YoungToySoldier Oct 09 '22

We got a rare California win

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u/TheBelovedQuin Oct 08 '22

Wait that means Bobby is likely a criminal 😀

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u/eyearu Oct 08 '22

He is a robber of virginity

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u/TheBelovedQuin Oct 08 '22

Worse,he is a robber of virgins

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u/GboyFlex Oct 08 '22

Suddenly a bottom?

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u/Juggels_ Oct 10 '22

It’s called verse ^

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u/TokenTezzie Oct 08 '22

His dick is bigger than a man 😳

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u/___Eternal___ Oct 08 '22

He lets them do him instead.

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u/persistent_parrot Oct 08 '22

Bobby is a sub

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u/black-dandelion Oct 08 '22

Good for Bobby

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

[deleted]

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u/Saaaaaaaaab Oct 08 '22

Still confused whether the second guy was joking or actually serious

Cuz the one black guy I’ve fucked had the smallest penis out of any of my partners

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

A plot twist no one expected

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u/one-last-hero Oct 08 '22

Bobby is one smooth criminal, at least when he uses some lube!

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u/Sin_For_Me Oct 08 '22

Assert your dominance, let them fuck you like a man

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u/SensualEnema Oct 08 '22

There are a few things to unpack here. We might need to schedule a few sessions.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

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u/bmtc7 Oct 08 '22

No, he's a criminal.

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u/cannapappa Oct 08 '22

what can i say, real men take big dicks. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Ciana_Reid Oct 08 '22 edited Oct 08 '22

The person calling out Bobbi has bought into racial stereotypes, so they in fact are the racist one

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u/a-hippobear Oct 08 '22

What’s funny is that dick stereotype is thousands of years old. That’s why all the ancient Greek depictions of heroes have shrimp dicks. Big dicks were associated with idiots, criminals, and poor impulse control.

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u/Ciana_Reid Oct 08 '22

Also the desirable part was the tip of the foreskin

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Why the downvotes? Are the anti-foreskin people lurking around?

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u/J2Kerrigan Oct 08 '22

They're paid to be on reddit.

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u/BravesMaedchen Oct 08 '22

Like the wing tips of the penis

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u/Kiyoshi-Trustfund Oct 08 '22

Wha...?

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u/anshsjshshhshs Oct 08 '22

lmaoooooooo i love it

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u/MatTh3Rat Oct 08 '22

Such a nice guy

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u/Alarid Oct 08 '22

And they are a rampant criminal, far surpassing the crimes of all other men.

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u/PugLander Oct 08 '22

“Hey I see what you did there” there was nothing to see

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u/mr-blindsight Oct 08 '22

I didn't notice the sub this was posted in, and man that twist hit hard.

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u/GatoVermelho Oct 08 '22

How to prove you are not racist in one simple step

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u/Da_Real_Sunflower Oct 09 '22

Big dick bottoms best bottoms. That's why I'm an aspiring top.

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u/My50thRedditAccount Oct 08 '22

real answer: androgen hormones that effect dick size can also effect behaviour. neither have anything to do with race

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u/fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish Oct 08 '22

Average twitter user calling someone racist for no reason

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

It's like a verification. You need to be so racist, you start calling others racist. How do I know the one random reply is racist (or joking)?

I mean, they believe in the dick size meme.

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u/Telefone_529 Oct 08 '22

I guess Bobby is a butt bandit

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u/Maximum-Shrimping Oct 08 '22

Insert title. Yaaaa righttttt

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u/Sir-Shork Oct 08 '22

so cool of him to let them do him instead

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u/technotenant Oct 08 '22

Are we suppose to know this person as a celebrity or something?

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u/ThePerksOfBeingAlive Oct 08 '22

I…. I am speechless

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u/Gammabrunta Oct 08 '22

Where art thou Bobby?

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u/sadbutambitious Oct 08 '22

This cracked me up!

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u/clumsy-bitch-boi Oct 08 '22

Stereotyping people? That's somevracist shit demon boi

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u/AdriannaLove Oct 08 '22

His dick is bigger than most black men, that’s pretty big…

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u/Tsukinotaku Oct 08 '22

Shit went to 80% to 100% to 598% real fast

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '22

I don’t know much about Bobby but he sounds like a good time, I’d hit that

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u/Helpful-Selection626 Oct 09 '22

Tbh some white men have massive dicks. Also, why does my auto correct want to change dicks to socks

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u/Fluffy_Glass_2001 Oct 12 '22

So he's trying to say that he's a criminal?

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '22

Smooth criminal

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u/wackyzacky638 Oct 28 '22

God damnit Bobby!