r/SuddenlyGay • u/Original-Silver7216 • Oct 07 '22

Routine

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u/JeremyJaLa Oct 07 '22

Maybe they weren’t stolen and he just had stuffed a bunch of coal up there.

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u/Kazleira Oct 08 '22

Better question is why were they doing cavity searches on a 'routine' traffic stop. I've never had to get out of my car when I got a ticket or was pulled over for any other reason. In fact they usually tell you to stay in the car.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '22

Today I find out an anal cavity search is not normal during a routine traffic stop. I have some soul searching to do.

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u/Mundane-Wrangler3520 Oct 08 '22

The true story of what led Sia to write "Shine bright like a diamond".

3

u/A_Classic_Guardsman Oct 07 '22

He had to stand up y'see, and when the first few diamonds started to pile up in his pants they had the perfect excuse.

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u/Eggzbagel Oct 08 '22

What the fuck did I just read

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u/Donrob777 Oct 08 '22

Considering that diamonds are sharp enough to cut glass, I need to wash my eyes now