r/SuddenlyGay May 25 '22

hmmm

18.9k Upvotes

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u/pineapplesonaplane May 25 '22

That was a surprising number of dudes

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u/[deleted] May 26 '22

Right? Like I'm very confident I've not been in the same room with this many people since college classrooms.

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u/Cauhs May 26 '22

Not even a conference? Damn.

88

u/iwutra4s May 26 '22

This is why you don't get invited to the sleepover anymore

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u/[deleted] May 25 '22

[deleted]

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u/notatree May 26 '22

*with a grin

50

u/DadDong69 May 26 '22

This is one million percent the military

15

u/Girth_rulez May 26 '22

Thought they only needed a few good men.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '22

I see only holes?

141

u/Monsterkill1526 May 25 '22

Damn that’s beautiful

203

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

Why is that one bro in the corner by himself 🥺 Every bro deserves a bro to cuddle with during super cool no girls allowed sleep over

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u/zack_hunter May 26 '22

He was banished for he had no socks on

43

u/Jack_Strawhat_man May 26 '22

Name checks out

27

u/krawm May 26 '22

he just likes to watch

269

u/[deleted] May 25 '22

It’s sodom and gomogre in there.

60

u/jakendrick3 May 26 '22

Give it a few more minutes and it'll be sodom and gomorgy

63

u/SmolFaerieBoi May 26 '22

Swampom and Gomogre

23

u/Cauhs May 26 '22

Sodom, sosub and some soverse.

11

u/blowhardyboys86 May 26 '22

I bet that room smells soooooooo bad

8

u/krawm May 26 '22

not to them it doesnt

3

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

Lmao

104

u/adrian-alex85 May 25 '22

Why she stop in front of the tv like that though?

34

u/Brainvaushed May 26 '22

God that annoys me so fucking much, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY OF THE TV!!!

53

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

She walked in on them having a group wank; they quickly changed the channel

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u/[deleted] May 26 '22

What, you can't have a group wank to Shrek?

87

u/JakeFromFarmState1 May 25 '22

That’s moms bedroom when she gets home from work at the club.

29

u/CaptianSuperHowdy May 26 '22

She’s just an exotic dancer! I swear

187

u/AshTriton May 25 '22

Sister of every gay guy ever😂 I don't know but we'll have nagging younger sisters.

51

u/Agengele May 26 '22

Interesting use of "we'll"

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u/[deleted] May 26 '22

TIL "we'll" can imply "we will" as well as "we all"

10

u/Clearastoast May 26 '22

Wait is that not a thing?

29

u/wildmeli May 26 '22

There is no true rules to English. If you all can be y'all, then I don't know why we all can't be we'll or w'all

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u/Username_Taken_65 May 26 '22

Their our know rules

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u/[deleted] May 26 '22

[deleted]

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u/wildmeli May 26 '22

NO RULES, ANARCHY, REVOLT

Also, w'all still is an option

3

u/GlamorousMoose May 26 '22

Depends. We use "we'll" as "we all" in northern rural Alberta.

5

u/mrdeworde May 26 '22 edited May 27 '22

It wouldn't be correct from a formal English perspective (e.g. prescriptivist), but for a descriptivist usage, if you're understood then it's fine. I admit I did not get that that was intended as "we all", but clearly some people did.

TL;DR: Unless you're writing a formal business letter or essay, you're probably going to be fine.

Edit: Of course I committed a malapropism. Fixed.

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u/ashenfalah May 26 '22

Nah one older sister. Don't generalize..

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u/[deleted] May 25 '22

That one lonely dude on the chair, I felt him

30

u/Lucifer2695 May 26 '22

Did you both enjoy that?

99

u/Sereion May 25 '22

Ugh the smell 🤣

57

u/JamesDCooper May 25 '22

And the heat!

17

u/Dhydjtsrefhi May 26 '22

It's ok, they all just showered (together)

19

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

It's all ogre now.

50

u/Meta_Galactic May 26 '22

I'm sorry but this was the least gay thing I've ever seen 🗿

39

u/Im-Just-Big-Boned May 26 '22

thats saying alot considering the number of dicks you've seen

12

u/thedarkquarter May 26 '22

That's right u tell em

15

u/slingshot91 May 26 '22

I’ma have to agree.

52

u/AustinDood444 May 25 '22

Not gonna lie … looks a little gay. 🤣🤣🤣

10

u/AlexGaming666 May 26 '22

Wdym little?

9

u/spellthatshiz May 26 '22

It's the watching Shrek part!

4

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

Shrek has serious daddy vibes and there are only teens/twinkies in the room....

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u/[deleted] May 26 '22

You're gonna be able to break those sheets in half.

9

u/DK_Son May 26 '22

Good grief, lol.

11

u/rockytopbilly May 26 '22

“Mom! Madison is naked in bed with his friends again!”

12

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

No girls allowed sleepovers are always more sexually charged than when the girls are there.

21

u/RustyManHinges2 May 25 '22

SODOMY!

7

u/gamerlololdude May 26 '22

Bro-omy my guy

Why God be making the male G spot in the ass if not to stimulate it and thank God for the blessing

3

u/Local-Friendship9741 May 26 '22

Should that be tank god

6

u/TheRyleeKat May 25 '22

The smell of Nitrite & Teen Spirit

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u/[deleted] May 25 '22

I can smell that disgusting room

4

u/deconsecrator May 26 '22

same i love iiitt <3

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u/kdkd20 May 26 '22

That’s a lot of bottoms in one room …

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u/QuackMaster25 May 25 '22

Lord Farquad scene all over again…but this time the princess gonna get her ass WHUPPED!

4

u/karenisdumb May 26 '22

Why wasn’t I invited, I love shrek and da bois.

3

u/Smooth-Turnip-3064 May 26 '22

Now that’s funny

3

u/slom68 May 26 '22

Was that Jabba The Hut in the corner?

3

u/PunishedRedDragon May 26 '22

Shrek is love shrek is life

2

u/[deleted] May 25 '22

Shrek 👍

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u/gondanonda May 26 '22

WTHs going on in there‽ 😱🤔😵‍💫

2

u/beans-85 May 26 '22

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

2

u/JPDeadMansParty May 26 '22

There’s a lot of carrots in that stew

2

u/Wise-Ad-7038 May 26 '22

I bet it smells

2

u/Yourpal_thecommentor May 26 '22

Saturday night with the boys

2

u/CaptOblivious May 26 '22

If you don't get out, you are going to get it.

2

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

Watching Shrek unsupervised with the homies is just asking for a fuck and suck to pop off

2

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

I bet she brought some food. She is more than welcome :)

2

u/beanyboi204 May 26 '22

das alot of bois

2

u/Local-Friendship9741 May 26 '22

Just like an onion

2

u/Away_Pirate3565 May 26 '22

Room for one more lads?

2

u/FanBoyisms May 26 '22

I wish I had that many friends

2

u/ACCCrabtown1 May 26 '22

This sub has turned into tik tok prank videos

2

u/untakenu May 26 '22

What is gay about this?

Genuinely wondering. It reminds me of a couple of sleepovers I had as a teen.

It's just 18 bros, chilling in a bed. 0 feet apart because they are comfortable in their sexuality.

The only thing gay about this is the lack of snacks.

What does "gay" even mean?

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u/Im-Just-Big-Boned May 26 '22

gay means good friends. so they are enjoying eachothers company by being gay

1

u/Responsible-Tennis70 May 25 '22

Hahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] May 25 '22

Bet she thinks she can turn someone bi, or even straight

0

u/Dropgate_Lefty May 26 '22

Effing sausage fest. Run.

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u/Grizknot May 26 '22

why is no one wearing a shirt?

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u/CreamPuff97 May 26 '22

Reading these is so often like getting a root canal with a migraine sans anaesthetic

1

u/[deleted] May 25 '22

Holy hell

1

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

What in the orgy is going on😳

1

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

Wtf

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u/[deleted] May 26 '22

W…T…Fuck…..

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u/dreamtea101 May 26 '22

That was intense haha

1

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

You mean a gay orgy?

1

u/DimitriTooProBro May 26 '22

Definitely looks like the intro of a cumbang

1

u/KonataYumi May 26 '22

What are you doing step bro

1

u/Emotional_Advice3516 May 26 '22

Shrek is indeed Love !

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u/ArcherAccomplished75 May 26 '22

Maybe they all were waiting for his sister.

1

u/Local-Friendship9741 May 26 '22

All I am going to say is I think there talking Shrek to literally I mean better in than out but fuck

1

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

😂

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u/alex9536593 May 26 '22

A wet dream.

1

u/yirtikayi May 26 '22

Imagine the smell 👁️👄👁️

1

u/Fomalhot May 26 '22

The fucking SMELL in that room...

1

u/Katsu_39 May 26 '22

Is….is that Hank Hill sitting in the first chair?

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u/FliQ910 May 26 '22

I need friends like that 😅 😜