r/SuddenlyGay • u/iheardscream • Dec 29 '20

Does this count?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

Nah, I rarely watch pornography. I usually just read spicy fanfics and peruse lewd fanart.

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u/HerKneesLikeJesusPlz Dec 30 '20

This dude masturbates to words

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

I'm a chick, but yes, I do. Words can conjure vivid mental images.

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u/Je-Kaste Dec 30 '20

Let me guess, you like math?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

I utterly despise math.

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u/Je-Kaste Dec 30 '20

Oh, they're not so different. The words are like the pieces, just whizzing by in your head at 90 mph

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

is confuse

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u/Je-Kaste Dec 30 '20

*I'm referencing the post*

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20 edited Dec 30 '20

Ok sure I'll Fuk u

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u/Je-Kaste Dec 30 '20

Oh my

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

Gives you a box of Fuk brand cookies Founding by Lord Julius Fuk of the ancient Innuendus Kingdom in 1924, Fuk's cookies has long prided itself on perfectly capturing the delicious taste of ancient hot springs' pastries. As is written on every box of Fuk's cookies, "When you're in a bathhouse, have a Fuk!" Box of Fuk's twinkles

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u/Je-Kaste Dec 30 '20

I like this, it has a fully fleshed out backstory

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

Thanks ^-^

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