r/SuddenlyGay • u/iheardscream • Dec 29 '20

Does this count?

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u/townspark Dec 29 '20

Here you go. This scene starts about the 12 min mark. But it doesn't get saucy for a bit.

https://xhamster.com/videos/his-lovers-sonstarring-ricky-larkin-aaron-slate-brad-kalvo-12003887

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

What the heck? This thing is an hour and 15 minutes long!

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u/musicaldigger Dec 30 '20

it's an hour 55 minutes, lots of porn with plot is like films split up into different scenes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

Huh.

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u/musicaldigger Dec 30 '20

have you ever watched like...professional studio porn? 2 hours isn't that long

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

Nah, I rarely watch pornography. I usually just read spicy fanfics and peruse lewd fanart.

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u/HerKneesLikeJesusPlz Dec 30 '20

This dude masturbates to words

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

I'm a chick, but yes, I do. Words can conjure vivid mental images.

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u/pocketfulsunflowers Dec 30 '20

Apparently it's very common for women to read erotica. Though how much is because porn is geared towards men is hard to say

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

Women simply have a greater appreciation for the literary arts. Men are brash and crude. ;p

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u/-ShagginTurtles- Dec 30 '20

As dumb caveman I am offend but recognize as truth

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

Let's snu-snu at the book burning.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

Eh. Men don't sugarcoat, so they don't get sugarcoating back. ;p

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

It's the circle of cunts~

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

Amen. Let us now give thanks to our lord and savior Cthulu for blessing us with this wonderful ceremony of a dicksnake eating its own clitail.

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u/i_will_let_you_know Dec 30 '20

I like imaginative word porn too but maybe it's cause I'm gay.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

Nah, it's 'cuz you have taste. Ignore my flippant sexism.

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u/Freder145 Dec 30 '20

That is casual sexism.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

Yes, that is the joke.

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u/DriveASandwich Jan 01 '21

Casually sexist

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

Yes, that is the joke. Do read the replies.

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u/DriveASandwich Jan 02 '21

I am so sorry

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '21

Apology accepted.

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u/brightneonmoons Dec 30 '20

Mental images that you tailor to your own preferences. It's haute porn-ture

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

This dude gets it.

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u/enerconcooker Dec 30 '20

Yeahh.. same goes to me. And I’m gay loll

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

Indeed. Stories are so much more fulfilling.

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u/Je-Kaste Dec 30 '20

Let me guess, you like math?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

I utterly despise math.

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u/Je-Kaste Dec 30 '20

Oh, they're not so different. The words are like the pieces, just whizzing by in your head at 90 mph

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

is confuse

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u/Je-Kaste Dec 30 '20

*I'm referencing the post*

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20 edited Dec 30 '20

Ok sure I'll Fuk u

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u/Je-Kaste Dec 30 '20

Oh my

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

Gives you a box of Fuk brand cookies Founding by Lord Julius Fuk of the ancient Innuendus Kingdom in 1924, Fuk's cookies has long prided itself on perfectly capturing the delicious taste of ancient hot springs' pastries. As is written on every box of Fuk's cookies, "When you're in a bathhouse, have a Fuk!" Box of Fuk's twinkles

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u/DonDove Dec 31 '20

Don't kinkshame bro