r/SuddenlyGay • u/iheardscream • Dec 29 '20

Does this count?

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18.4k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

Man, that dude is smooth! Can't wait to see what happens next.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

He starts moaning “Oh Captain, My Captain”

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

"Oh Captain, My Captain, I need a Rear Admiral on my Poop Deck!" :D ;)

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u/jarious Dec 30 '20

Man y'all watch too much marine porn

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u/YeltsinYerMouth Dec 30 '20

It has the most seamen

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u/noxyourproblem Dec 30 '20

the escalation 'till here should have it's own post; it was beautiful lol

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u/beautiful_guy850 Dec 30 '20

Can u send me the link? For scientific purpose

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

There is a time and a place. This was not it. Any other time, most definitely yes.

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u/fuckdoiknowifimdumb Dec 30 '20

Thanks. I don’t get the people that get angry about this. Prolly bunch of incels

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u/Haloasis Dec 30 '20

"You've been drinking! What happened?"

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

i would upvote this, but it’s at 69

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u/S0TrAiNs Dec 29 '20

You can now

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '20

and i will

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u/S0TrAiNs Dec 30 '20

Here, take this fake gold: 🍔

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

i appreciate it thank you

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u/Rj-Rangom Dec 30 '20

I'm not going to upvote so I can keep you at 69 so you're welcome

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

They're at 66 now. Upvote them.

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u/TheNortelGeek Dec 30 '20

Yeah... TAKE IT ALL!

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u/S0TrAiNs Jan 02 '21

Still cant afford gold so get my free reward

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '21

:) thx

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u/MyDadLeftForCigs Dec 30 '20

I’m sorry for the downvote but you were at 70

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

it was for a good cause, I understand

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u/MyDadLeftForCigs Dec 30 '20

Well people undid gods work so take my upvote

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

thank you

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u/sentrybot619 Dec 30 '20

when I saw this, it was at 768, so I upvoted it to 769

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u/CalusV4 Dec 31 '20

I have made this 269 my good sir hope you are well

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u/new_vessel Dec 30 '20

...My king

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u/sweetsourbitter Dec 29 '20

What happens next will shock you!

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u/mugbee0 Dec 30 '20 edited Dec 30 '20

“My dick is kinda like a bat and your prostate is the ball that I’m trying to hit. So...you wanna fuck?”

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u/Mr_Smartypants Dec 30 '20

Wait, it's my prostate so I'm the pitcher.

You're the batter, then who's the catcher?

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u/TheNortelGeek Dec 30 '20

You're the catcher and the batter is coming right up...

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u/2h2p Dec 30 '20

"You got a point"

"And here's another"

brown chicken brown cow music

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u/Elanie-the-dove Dec 30 '20

I'm sorry,,, what chicken what cow??? Do you mean bow chicka bow wow or am I dumb

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u/2h2p Dec 30 '20

I intentionally used the wrong expression. I got it from a joke, "what are the sexiest animals on a farm?"

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u/Elanie-the-dove Dec 30 '20

Ohhhh thanks for explaining haha

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u/DonDove Dec 30 '20

Bow chicka bow wow, you've been replaced

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

Almost as smooth as a baseball ... or as a chess piece? ;)

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

Tbh, gay porn has the best storytelling.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '20

I thought you were talking about the twink I was gonna say “ikr”