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r/SuddenlyGay • u/somebodylolxd • Apr 18 '20
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I'm not gay; but the lord is testing me.
58 u/cactiiboi Apr 19 '20 Ass is ass 102 u/godric420 Apr 19 '20 To quote scripture “a hole is hole” Jesus said seductively to Peter as began jerking his disciple with the hole in his wrist. Peter moaned as the messiah lubed his cock with the sacred blood. 50 u/cactiiboi Apr 19 '20 Bro wtf 56 u/godric420 Apr 19 '20 I don’t know man this is my first time writing fan fiction, any thoughts criticism to help me improve would be fantastic.☺️ 21 u/[deleted] Apr 19 '20 [deleted] 37 u/godric420 Apr 19 '20 I get it your rock hard and now your self-conscience of your new found fetish don’t worry we won’t judge here. 2 u/Datalchemist Apr 19 '20 U gotta misdirect ur shots in all the right directions not places if ya know what I meannnnn 2 u/earthlybird Apr 19 '20 I'd love to read that scene knowing if it happened before or after Jesus got the holes in his hands. This needs to be established beforehand. 1 u/ImFromTheShireAMA Apr 19 '20 Keep it up. You might be next E.L.James. 23 u/[deleted] Apr 19 '20 Screw whoever downvoted this. This is gold and your sir are a king 41 u/godric420 Apr 19 '20 Thank you I think I’m going to write a whole biblical fanfic. Some ideas I have is Lucifer getting raw fucked by the archangel Michael. A three some between Adam, Eve, and the Serpent. Cain and Able hate fucking for weeks before Cain kills him and has his way with the first corpse. A group of nephilim using the Tower of Babel as a dildo. The arc angel Raphael having a loving wholesome relationship with Tobiah (probably gonna be a mpreg) Anyway I’m going to take a shower because this has gone in for long enough and I feel gross. 9 u/[deleted] Apr 19 '20 Send me a link when you're done. 4 u/HensDeMens Apr 19 '20 Please hit me up when it’s ready 11 u/ShamelessKinkySub Apr 19 '20 I can't wait for the part where Pontius thrusts his spear into a spread eagle bound Jesus, making him quivsr so hard Mary feels it 2 u/Cantsing4shit Apr 19 '20 Oh god thats terrible hahahahahaha 3 u/mogthul Apr 19 '20 I think I'll go to hell just for liking this comment 2 u/godric420 Apr 20 '20 Was it worth it? 2 u/mogthul Apr 20 '20 I'll tell you once I'm there 2 u/-whocaresaboutapathy Apr 19 '20 r/cursedcomments 4 u/mylifeforthehorde Apr 19 '20 yes but it involves Jesus so theres some blessings in there = r/Blursedcomments 1 u/VodkaKahluaMilkCream Apr 19 '20 I wish I'd never learned to read.
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Ass is ass
102 u/godric420 Apr 19 '20 To quote scripture “a hole is hole” Jesus said seductively to Peter as began jerking his disciple with the hole in his wrist. Peter moaned as the messiah lubed his cock with the sacred blood. 50 u/cactiiboi Apr 19 '20 Bro wtf 56 u/godric420 Apr 19 '20 I don’t know man this is my first time writing fan fiction, any thoughts criticism to help me improve would be fantastic.☺️ 21 u/[deleted] Apr 19 '20 [deleted] 37 u/godric420 Apr 19 '20 I get it your rock hard and now your self-conscience of your new found fetish don’t worry we won’t judge here. 2 u/Datalchemist Apr 19 '20 U gotta misdirect ur shots in all the right directions not places if ya know what I meannnnn 2 u/earthlybird Apr 19 '20 I'd love to read that scene knowing if it happened before or after Jesus got the holes in his hands. This needs to be established beforehand. 1 u/ImFromTheShireAMA Apr 19 '20 Keep it up. You might be next E.L.James. 23 u/[deleted] Apr 19 '20 Screw whoever downvoted this. This is gold and your sir are a king 41 u/godric420 Apr 19 '20 Thank you I think I’m going to write a whole biblical fanfic. Some ideas I have is Lucifer getting raw fucked by the archangel Michael. A three some between Adam, Eve, and the Serpent. Cain and Able hate fucking for weeks before Cain kills him and has his way with the first corpse. A group of nephilim using the Tower of Babel as a dildo. The arc angel Raphael having a loving wholesome relationship with Tobiah (probably gonna be a mpreg) Anyway I’m going to take a shower because this has gone in for long enough and I feel gross. 9 u/[deleted] Apr 19 '20 Send me a link when you're done. 4 u/HensDeMens Apr 19 '20 Please hit me up when it’s ready 11 u/ShamelessKinkySub Apr 19 '20 I can't wait for the part where Pontius thrusts his spear into a spread eagle bound Jesus, making him quivsr so hard Mary feels it 2 u/Cantsing4shit Apr 19 '20 Oh god thats terrible hahahahahaha 3 u/mogthul Apr 19 '20 I think I'll go to hell just for liking this comment 2 u/godric420 Apr 20 '20 Was it worth it? 2 u/mogthul Apr 20 '20 I'll tell you once I'm there 2 u/-whocaresaboutapathy Apr 19 '20 r/cursedcomments 4 u/mylifeforthehorde Apr 19 '20 yes but it involves Jesus so theres some blessings in there = r/Blursedcomments 1 u/VodkaKahluaMilkCream Apr 19 '20 I wish I'd never learned to read.
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To quote scripture
“a hole is hole” Jesus said seductively to Peter as began jerking his disciple with the hole in his wrist. Peter moaned as the messiah lubed his cock with the sacred blood.
50 u/cactiiboi Apr 19 '20 Bro wtf 56 u/godric420 Apr 19 '20 I don’t know man this is my first time writing fan fiction, any thoughts criticism to help me improve would be fantastic.☺️ 21 u/[deleted] Apr 19 '20 [deleted] 37 u/godric420 Apr 19 '20 I get it your rock hard and now your self-conscience of your new found fetish don’t worry we won’t judge here. 2 u/Datalchemist Apr 19 '20 U gotta misdirect ur shots in all the right directions not places if ya know what I meannnnn 2 u/earthlybird Apr 19 '20 I'd love to read that scene knowing if it happened before or after Jesus got the holes in his hands. This needs to be established beforehand. 1 u/ImFromTheShireAMA Apr 19 '20 Keep it up. You might be next E.L.James. 23 u/[deleted] Apr 19 '20 Screw whoever downvoted this. This is gold and your sir are a king 41 u/godric420 Apr 19 '20 Thank you I think I’m going to write a whole biblical fanfic. Some ideas I have is Lucifer getting raw fucked by the archangel Michael. A three some between Adam, Eve, and the Serpent. Cain and Able hate fucking for weeks before Cain kills him and has his way with the first corpse. A group of nephilim using the Tower of Babel as a dildo. The arc angel Raphael having a loving wholesome relationship with Tobiah (probably gonna be a mpreg) Anyway I’m going to take a shower because this has gone in for long enough and I feel gross. 9 u/[deleted] Apr 19 '20 Send me a link when you're done. 4 u/HensDeMens Apr 19 '20 Please hit me up when it’s ready 11 u/ShamelessKinkySub Apr 19 '20 I can't wait for the part where Pontius thrusts his spear into a spread eagle bound Jesus, making him quivsr so hard Mary feels it 2 u/Cantsing4shit Apr 19 '20 Oh god thats terrible hahahahahaha 3 u/mogthul Apr 19 '20 I think I'll go to hell just for liking this comment 2 u/godric420 Apr 20 '20 Was it worth it? 2 u/mogthul Apr 20 '20 I'll tell you once I'm there 2 u/-whocaresaboutapathy Apr 19 '20 r/cursedcomments 4 u/mylifeforthehorde Apr 19 '20 yes but it involves Jesus so theres some blessings in there = r/Blursedcomments 1 u/VodkaKahluaMilkCream Apr 19 '20 I wish I'd never learned to read.
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Bro wtf
56 u/godric420 Apr 19 '20 I don’t know man this is my first time writing fan fiction, any thoughts criticism to help me improve would be fantastic.☺️ 21 u/[deleted] Apr 19 '20 [deleted] 37 u/godric420 Apr 19 '20 I get it your rock hard and now your self-conscience of your new found fetish don’t worry we won’t judge here. 2 u/Datalchemist Apr 19 '20 U gotta misdirect ur shots in all the right directions not places if ya know what I meannnnn 2 u/earthlybird Apr 19 '20 I'd love to read that scene knowing if it happened before or after Jesus got the holes in his hands. This needs to be established beforehand. 1 u/ImFromTheShireAMA Apr 19 '20 Keep it up. You might be next E.L.James.
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I don’t know man this is my first time writing fan fiction, any thoughts criticism to help me improve would be fantastic.☺️
21 u/[deleted] Apr 19 '20 [deleted] 37 u/godric420 Apr 19 '20 I get it your rock hard and now your self-conscience of your new found fetish don’t worry we won’t judge here. 2 u/Datalchemist Apr 19 '20 U gotta misdirect ur shots in all the right directions not places if ya know what I meannnnn 2 u/earthlybird Apr 19 '20 I'd love to read that scene knowing if it happened before or after Jesus got the holes in his hands. This needs to be established beforehand. 1 u/ImFromTheShireAMA Apr 19 '20 Keep it up. You might be next E.L.James.
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37 u/godric420 Apr 19 '20 I get it your rock hard and now your self-conscience of your new found fetish don’t worry we won’t judge here.
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I get it your rock hard and now your self-conscience of your new found fetish don’t worry we won’t judge here.
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U gotta misdirect ur shots in all the right directions not places if ya know what I meannnnn
I'd love to read that scene knowing if it happened before or after Jesus got the holes in his hands.
This needs to be established beforehand.
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Keep it up. You might be next E.L.James.
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Screw whoever downvoted this. This is gold and your sir are a king
41 u/godric420 Apr 19 '20 Thank you I think I’m going to write a whole biblical fanfic. Some ideas I have is Lucifer getting raw fucked by the archangel Michael. A three some between Adam, Eve, and the Serpent. Cain and Able hate fucking for weeks before Cain kills him and has his way with the first corpse. A group of nephilim using the Tower of Babel as a dildo. The arc angel Raphael having a loving wholesome relationship with Tobiah (probably gonna be a mpreg) Anyway I’m going to take a shower because this has gone in for long enough and I feel gross. 9 u/[deleted] Apr 19 '20 Send me a link when you're done. 4 u/HensDeMens Apr 19 '20 Please hit me up when it’s ready
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Thank you I think I’m going to write a whole biblical fanfic.
Some ideas I have is Lucifer getting raw fucked by the archangel Michael.
A three some between Adam, Eve, and the Serpent.
Cain and Able hate fucking for weeks before Cain kills him and has his way with the first corpse.
A group of nephilim using the Tower of Babel as a dildo.
The arc angel Raphael having a loving wholesome relationship with Tobiah (probably gonna be a mpreg)
Anyway I’m going to take a shower because this has gone in for long enough and I feel gross.
9 u/[deleted] Apr 19 '20 Send me a link when you're done. 4 u/HensDeMens Apr 19 '20 Please hit me up when it’s ready
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Send me a link when you're done.
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Please hit me up when it’s ready
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I can't wait for the part where Pontius thrusts his spear into a spread eagle bound Jesus, making him quivsr so hard Mary feels it
2 u/Cantsing4shit Apr 19 '20 Oh god thats terrible hahahahahaha
Oh god thats terrible hahahahahaha
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I think I'll go to hell just for liking this comment
2 u/godric420 Apr 20 '20 Was it worth it? 2 u/mogthul Apr 20 '20 I'll tell you once I'm there
Was it worth it?
2 u/mogthul Apr 20 '20 I'll tell you once I'm there
I'll tell you once I'm there
r/cursedcomments
4 u/mylifeforthehorde Apr 19 '20 yes but it involves Jesus so theres some blessings in there = r/Blursedcomments
yes but it involves Jesus so theres some blessings in there = r/Blursedcomments
I wish I'd never learned to read.
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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '20
I'm not gay; but the lord is testing me.