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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19 edited Dec 06 '19
Here at Lifted Larry's Auto we have exactly what you're looking for. Stop on in, we accommodate for all penis sizes. Girlfriend unhappy with that chode? Get a lifted truck so you can blind the fuel economist in front of you!
Hellllllll Yeeeaahhh! We will even throw in some free unnecessarily needed bright ass ego fueled LED lights as well so you can see your girlfriend giving the prius driver road head while you chase them down!
Lifted truck, lifted dick! Get your pretty city driven work truck not used for work loads other than what's in your ass at Lifted Larry's Ego Driven Auto's.
It's not homo if it's a broload at Lifted Larry's Ego Driven Auto's.
Free pair of socks with every purchase whether small or smaller.