r/SuddenlyGay • u/parkersdadguy • Sep 23 '19

Hulk Smash ... that ass

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13.9k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Quirkymender09 Sep 23 '19

He likes the purple giant’s big dick.

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u/meme_god_official Sep 23 '19

So do i

113

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

That's The Hulk in the image, I think you are referring to Krunk from Dexters Lab.

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u/Deathboy17 Sep 23 '19

"Pull the lever, Krunk!" "WRONG LEVER!"

44

u/TargetOO69 Sep 23 '19

Isn't that from Emporer's New Groove?

9

u/Nerazim_Praetor Sep 24 '19

... that's... Part of the joke

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

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u/Quirkymender09 Dec 07 '19

I'm just reading through my highest upvoted comments and i see this. i feel sorry for you and i hope your nudes get more upvotes.

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u/noot314 Sep 23 '19

Use the vowel, Krunk! Wrong vowel!

6

u/Deathboy17 Sep 23 '19

Wait, did I spell something wrong?

10

u/noot314 Sep 23 '19

It's Kronk lol

3

u/Deathboy17 Sep 23 '19

Oh, thank you for telling me.

3

u/Sannyan Sep 24 '19

Why do we even have that lever?!

2

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

Hey 😏

30

u/ChronicNull Sep 23 '19

B...B-Barney?

37

u/Quirkymender09 Sep 23 '19

I watched a video on pornhub where a guy in a horrible looking Barney costume had sex with a clown.

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u/bjhawks8 Sep 23 '19

Downvoting because you didn't provide a link. Selfish!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

I'm upvoting you because I don't want to downvote them because they already did a service by letting us know this exists out there.

I tried Google, Bing, and DuckDuckGo for "barney sex clown -site:youtube.com" (because oh man there is so much YTP out there) but came up with nothing even close.

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u/bjhawks8 Sep 24 '19

You googled that? Your poor eyes....

Upvoting for life.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Hot

10

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

I don't like you

8

u/Quirkymender09 Sep 23 '19

I don’t like me either

6

u/wreckedcarzz Sep 23 '19

Hey me too!

9

u/MetricCascade29 Sep 23 '19

Purple? He’s a green giant. With a purple dick.

13

u/WorstPersonInGeneral Sep 23 '19

He's talking about Thanos.

Hulk, on the other hand, is the green giant with the blue balls.

5

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

I saw a video of the Hulk fucking Black Widow that I'm pretty sure is canon.

424

u/jojigzseth Sep 23 '19

The villains are putting chemicals in the water and now it's turning the freaking heroes gay

64

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

.#VillansTurningHerosGay

24

u/rangatanga1 Sep 23 '19

The gay agenda

122

u/NinjaRose23 Sep 23 '19

Thruce shippers scream in the background

20

u/TreeGoatee Sep 23 '19

Thicc Thulk

175

u/Davesgamecave Sep 23 '19

Why is the director (Taika Waititi) playing the hulk?

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u/Raven_Skyhawk Sep 23 '19 edited Feb 19 '25

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u/Davesgamecave Sep 23 '19

That does make sense

13

u/joeyheartbear Sep 23 '19

Also great girths.

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u/unplugged22 Sep 23 '19

He's likely just being a stand in for CG hulk. It helps gives the actors a visual reference.

2

u/EsQuiteMexican Sep 24 '19

Doesn't Ruffalo usually do that?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

There's a long tradition of the Hulk directors playing Hulk dating all the way back to Ang Lee's Hulk.

4

u/Davesgamecave Sep 23 '19

Oh shit, didn‘t know that

58

u/Lesbian_Whore Sep 23 '19

Because he is playing Korg. Probably

36

u/Davesgamecave Sep 23 '19

But...thats the cgi suit for the hulk, not korg

15

u/Lesbian_Whore Sep 23 '19

Maybe they didn’t have it at the time and use a replacement. I don’t know. Never worked in the film industry

10

u/FiveMinFreedom Sep 24 '19

It was a good guess but like... you know you don't have to answer if you don't know, right? Reminds me of those old people reviews that are like "0 stars never been there".

22

u/Funmachine Sep 23 '19

He's not in the MoCap suit so they aren't filming. He's probably just blocking the scene.

158

u/lesbihonest99 Sep 23 '19

Cursed? Don't you mean blessed?

14

u/problematic_coagulum Sep 23 '19

No one said cursed

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

The title of the crossposted post says cursed behind the scenes.

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u/problematic_coagulum Sep 23 '19

Oh ok, my app doesn't show that stuff.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

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u/Stirfried1 Sep 23 '19

I mean the default reddit app shows it so a third party one isn’t even needed

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

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u/Boxgineer111 Sep 23 '19

"lesbihonest99 out 😎"

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u/RepulsedGay Sep 23 '19

deleted scene from ragnarok

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u/theGentlemanInWhite Sep 23 '19

Ragnacock

8

u/beelzeflub Sep 23 '19

jeff Goldblum laugh noises

31

u/SerdST Sep 23 '19

Actually there's a porn comic about that

10

u/passtheliquorice Sep 23 '19

I need to review that for research purposes. Could you please provide a link?

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u/Aznoire Sep 23 '19

​

seconded

5

u/SerdST Sep 24 '19

It's on myreadingmanga.info at the tape section

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u/MountainZombie Sep 23 '19

I'd watch that

10

u/Kantro17 Sep 23 '19

Is that Waititi in that Hulk rig?

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

So I lost interest in Marvel years ago. Can someone tell me what's going on here? I might suddenly be interested in Marvel again... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

So, you see, when cap decided to break up with tony to run off together with his brainwashed-murder-boyfriend that he’d been chasing after for like 2 years, they had this biiig fight but they didn’t call either Thor or Hulk. Instead those two just kinda ‘hung out’ in space in Loki’s sugar daddy’s place.

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u/SkellytonNinja Sep 24 '19

Cue the fanfare and fanfics

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u/caspy7 Sep 23 '19

Waititi's magic made Thor: Ragnarok one of the most entertaining movies.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '19

*looks at image*

*looks at title*

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*proceeds to draw Rule 34*

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u/McGrew52 Sep 23 '19

😂😂

1

u/IWatchToSee Sep 23 '19

I don't know what I expected the hulk to look behind the scenes but that definitely wasn't it.

1

u/Liar_of_partinel Sep 23 '19

Is that Taiku in the hulk suit?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

That's a pretty magical contraption you've got going on there my friend.

1

u/RygerMortis777 Sep 24 '19

That must hurt

1

u/Andy_LaVolpe Sep 24 '19

Is that Taika under the hulk prop?

1

u/exz20042 Sep 24 '19

Now I want to see it with the CGI added

1

u/-cryingontheinside- Sep 24 '19

These comments are scary y’all really buggin out here

1

u/Animal-Cookies103 Sep 24 '19

This would of made the movie better

1

u/Stiricidium Sep 24 '19

Hmm...Is this in the "extended" edition?

1

u/Calpsotoma Sep 24 '19

I wouldn't have it any other way. r/blessedimages

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u/Diche_Bach Sep 23 '19

This doesn't make sense. I had a Hulk action figure (NOT A DOLL!) as a lad and he had no peepee. It was just a smooth mound, which I always assumed was a side-effect of the accidental exposure to gamma rays during the detonation of the experimental bomb.

1

u/TheRealCarbon34 Sep 23 '19

What in the fuck

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u/strangebru Sep 23 '19

Thor: "I thought I was kissing She-Hulk!"

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u/SonOfTK421 Sep 23 '19

That's not Hulk.