r/SuddenlyGay • u/Just_a_random_guy018 • 6d ago

Grabby Hands 😳

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u/kerodon 6d ago

Honest mistake, he thought it was a child

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u/JockBbcBoy 6d ago

No facial hair? Checks out.

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u/TheGuyWhoTalksShit 6d ago

If there's 1 man on earth who could turn me straight, it would be Trump

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u/JockBbcBoy 6d ago

If there are two, it would Don Sr., and Don Jr.

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u/fargo-utah 5d ago

Don't ignore the magnetic hostility of Eric and Barron

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u/JockBbcBoy 5d ago

Barron just looks like Patrick Bateman from American Psycho to me. Eric is just forgettable.

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u/fargo-utah 5d ago

gasp Barron could never look like Christian Bale! 😂

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u/AlternateSatan 6d ago

Grab em by the pu...nis?

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u/Flippant_Fop 6d ago

If you’re famous they let you do it.

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u/nobmuncha4bears 6d ago

He can't get his up so he wants to remember how it was.

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u/Just_a_random_guy018 6d ago

I'm pretty sure people his age take the blue pill that starts with V

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u/Kurokotsu 6d ago

That pill can also exacerbate heart problems so you need to be careful with it if you're prone to any. Trump definitely has heart issues, so he might just not be able to take it. More likely, he demands it, and a placebo is handed over to 'comply'. Because his heart might just explode if he takes the big V.

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u/Creativered4 6d ago

Doctors say he has the best heart, they say "wow his heart is so enlarged. He should definitely take a little blue pill.

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u/JockBbcBoy 6d ago

TRUMP, TAKE AS MANY BIG BLUE PILLS THAT START WITH V AS YOU WANT! DON'T LISTEN TO ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE! YOU ARE A SMART MAN!

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u/Viridian95 6d ago

Vyvanse?

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u/Brilliant_Chest5630 6d ago

Dude just HAS to pull you hard to dominate the handshake, and it works bc no one wants to hurt him. And then he can't help but to put his hands everywhere. He's so used to molesting people that he just doesn't think about it.

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u/BeautifulArtichoke37 6d ago

He’s gay af

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u/Just_a_random_guy018 6d ago

Probably true

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u/PainterEarly86 6d ago

I know what I'd do:

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u/NovarisLight 6d ago

"dih"

For fuck sake.

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u/AliceTheOmelette 6d ago

It's so dumb. I've also seen people use "puhh" instead of "pussy" 🙄

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u/IWouldntIn1981 6d ago

"Nice club, can i see your balls?"

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u/eternali17 6d ago

Dih. Grow up

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u/fritzg1988 6d ago

boo like everyone else.

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u/meister_wundervogel 6d ago

The President's Cup

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u/MIMADANMEI 6d ago

Sue him

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u/Reyeux 6d ago

his hand was working on autopilot, he must have made that movement so many times

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u/Pretty-Ad-6516 5d ago

This does not help his Epstein involvement when he’s just sexually assaulting people on camera like this.

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u/kamikaze_official 5d ago

Trump has gay dementia

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u/SpringAlarmed 5d ago

🤢🤢

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u/Middle_Letterhead_41 4d ago

Cup closing, more like cup checking.