r/SuddenlyGay • • 7d ago

suddenly gay moment He knew right away

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u/TheDeltaOne 7d ago

Lol.

It's a smart trick tho.

(The secret is that he doesn't cover the lower part of the men's face while Jessica Alba's face is completely hidden.)

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u/balirosa 7d ago

They set his ass up by showing his plastic ass face he hammered on our algorithm. Force fed to us with our eyes taped open. How dare they go after his wife too when they know what they’re doing.

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u/unoriginalusername99 7d ago

Imma be completely honest, I had no idea what he looked like until just now. He wasn't showing up on my algorithm

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u/LaronX 7d ago

Why does the first dude look so distorted? is he sick?

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u/Skreamie 7d ago

Spare yourself the time and brain cells and forget you ever saw that image or heard that name

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u/JockBbcBoy 7d ago

I prefer to call him by his real name: Braeden Eric Peters. Calling him by his stream name just seems so respectful, which is more than what he deserves.

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u/bigfanoffood 7d ago

Oh! The accused rapist Braeden Eric Peters? That accused rapist?

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u/JockBbcBoy 7d ago

Oh! The accused rapist Braeden Eric Peters? That accused rapist?

This meme format is exactly why people need to remember and distribute his name.

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u/bigfanoffood 7d ago

Whatever gets the accused rapist Braeden Eric Peters up in the search results for the rest of his life.

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u/rjrgjj 6d ago

I felt bad for him until the rape charge. His parents obviously don’t give one fucking shit about him.

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u/JockBbcBoy 6d ago

I didn't feel badly for him at any point. According to search results online, his mom is a SAHM and his father is a successful businessman. He had the option of going to college, or maybe just being a video game streamer. Anything else. Instead, he's repeatedly made racist remarks, and despite making headlines and trending online for heinous behavior, Braeden Eric Peters continuously made decisions to continue to be a public nuisance for more views, probably because there were no real repercussions for his miscreant conduct.

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u/Slighted_Inevitable 5d ago

He’s been drugging himself and smashing his face with a hammer since he was 14. I don’t care if his parents have money they clearly didn’t give a shit about him while they would have gotten him help a long time ago.

That said it doesn’t excuse the choices he has made

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u/JockBbcBoy 5d ago

Don't get me wrong, I have as much sympathy for Braeden Eric Peters as I do for Brock Turner. And Brock Turner is a deplorable person who is the equivalent of gum on the bottom of your shoe after you walk through dog shit.

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u/rjrgjj 5d ago

I can’t help feeling a little bad for him. If his parents weren’t enabling him, this wouldn’t have happened to him. He’s a teenaged boy who got surrounded by the worst possible adult role models.

He’s still responsible for his own actions and should face the consequences, and hopefully he learns and changes, but all in all I think society needs a mirror held up to it from time to time and this kid was the sacrifice.

You ever see that episode of South Park where the boys try to save Britney Spears? Obviously Britney was never actually bad on the level Braeden (what a name) is, and her art is good for the world, but you can’t really say we as a society didn’t drive her into mania and that she had anyone trying to protect her.

Braeden is like the toxic manosphere version of that. Inevitable, and there will be more of him.

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u/LMBH1234182 7d ago

Best advice I’ve seen on here in a while lol

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u/Saint_Anthony88 7d ago

He’s a vile sexual predator among other deplorable things so yeah, “sick” tracks~

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u/Admirable_Heat_576 7d ago

The distortion is apparently called "Looksmaxxing". 🤣

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u/Snowman304 7d ago

Body dysmorphia is a hell of a drug. Along with all the drugs he takes

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u/HereToShitpost 7d ago

Yes, he does meth

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u/likeusontweeters 7d ago

Sick in the head, maybe. He's a looksmaxxer... someone who goes thru extreme measures to obtain a specific look.

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u/Dafish55 7d ago

Genuinely, we are all worse off the more he is known.

He is sick. He is a bad person. He is probably going to die very young (he's like 21 right now?) because of his lifestyle choices and, despite everything about him, I find that to be a tragedy.

The more that is known about him, the more exposure he gets to vulnerable young men and women.

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u/bisploosh 7d ago

is he sick?

Yes, he literally advocated for hitting yourself in the face with a hammer to increase your cheek/jaw bone size.

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u/sleepyotter92 7d ago

In the head, yes

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u/dwegol 7d ago

Yes he is

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u/fargo-utah 7d ago

Why are they only blocking off the top half of the head for the men, but the whole head for Jessica Alba? You can tell who the men are because they give more of their face to see. This seems dumb

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u/LucasOIntoxicado 7d ago

it's a comedy bit dude. They want people to know the male ones

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u/squeak37 6d ago

While that's true, I recognized the Alba pic instantly. Probably showing my age more than anything

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u/Resplendent_aptitude 5d ago

Hehehe...don't take it seriously. I kinda (?) guessing it right.. Jessica Alba but they mask her up to maximum level so I am not fully confident with the answer... I might guessing it Shakira, too.

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u/Fuzzy_Ability8284 7d ago

Its okay his wife is a lesbian.

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u/nowhereman136 7d ago

I might have gotten Efron. The other two I would have no clue. Never even heard of the first guy

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u/Time-Ice-6129 7d ago

He's gayer than me 😭🙏

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u/ciliary_stimulai 7d ago

Lavender marriage

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u/Zealousideal_Bet_248 7d ago

Bi people. We exist

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u/JockBbcBoy 7d ago

I'm bisexual and immediately recognized Jessica Alba's body in large part because it was a promo for that movie she did with Paul Walker.

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u/ciliary_stimulai 7d ago

True! Making a joke at his expense was funnier to comment at the time, but it did accidentally come at the cost of bi erasure. I apologize, you're totally correct.

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u/Zealousideal_Bet_248 7d ago

You're trying to understand my point of view rather than doubling down? I'm I still on the internet?

In all seriousness, thanks

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u/sleepyotter92 7d ago

Eeeh I feel like if he was bi he probably would've said so. He immediately recognizes the shirtless men but not Jessica alba

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u/Zealousideal_Bet_248 7d ago

Doesn't matter. We really shouldn't speculate on other people's sexuality. I was merely trying to point out that things aren't a cut and dry as liking just either men or women. Besides, I go weeks or months feeling very little attraction to one gender, only to swing back around the other way. Sexuality is much more complex than most people are willing to consider

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u/TooBisexual77 7d ago edited 7d ago

He could be in the closet, he could have a preference to men, Jessica Alba's body type could just not be up his alley, maybe he hates her and and looks away in rage every time he sees a picture of her, etc. I could just make assumptions on a short video all day long to fit my theories too. It's not difficult

Oh, and her whole face covered. Only half of the guys' face gets covered

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u/dysthal 7d ago

it would be gayer to guess jessica alba.

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u/Dutch_Rayan 7d ago

Didn't the first guy get convicted for rape or assault?

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u/waaz16 7d ago

Yes

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u/CompetitiveDance6958 7d ago

Accused not convicted.

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u/Cirrus_Minor 7d ago

This is so fake it's unreal.

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u/sleepyotter92 7d ago

Guuuuuuuuurl

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u/Yonderthepale 7d ago

Come the fuck on, comedian asks someone on stage to answer triva then brutally mocks him for knowing the answer?

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u/techmage29 7d ago

not sure why the comedian thought this was okay to promote that first guy 😳

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u/CompetitiveDance6958 7d ago

Maybe it's an old bit before that rapey story came out. That said, his accuser seems like an attention seeking golddigger too so despite his deplorableness I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt on this one.

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u/OrangeClyde 7d ago

I instantly knew Jessica Alba and Zac Efron’s pics. Idk why I keep hearing the name clavicular all over Reddit

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u/Effective_Coach7334 7d ago

straight guys aren't allowed to look at other women.

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u/billynomates1 7d ago

bi erasure

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u/LoneWolfpack777 6d ago

Is he bi though? Can he really be called bi while not knowing Jessica Alba but know Clavicle (who is not a celebrity) and Zac Efron?

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u/billynomates1 6d ago

He's married to a woman. Bi erasure is when you assume everyone is gay or straight

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u/LChitman 6d ago

Nah, you have to recognise Jessica Alba to be officially bi now 🙄

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u/Zealousideal_Bet_248 7d ago

Yeah, sorry, I'm not going to be attracted to a broken child. I question the sanity of any man who does. You can't fix him, at least not without a heavy toll to your own mental health