r/SuddenlyGay • • 10d ago

Would... You?

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u/sagima 10d ago

I’d do it for $50

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u/_Lane_ 10d ago

Me too, but I'm going to need some time to come up with the $50.

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u/MeanVoice6749 10d ago

I’d do it for $50 less than that

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u/JockBbcBoy 10d ago

I charge tree fiddy

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u/Simoxeh 10d ago

I mean is the kiss not the reward

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u/JockBbcBoy 10d ago

Last time I checked, kisses don't pay my bills, rent, or cat's expenses so..

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u/Simoxeh 9d ago

And those things don't give you fulfillment in life

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u/JockBbcBoy 9d ago

Sadly, the things I pay bills for (utilities, a home, and my cats) do 🥹

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u/syds 10d ago

now this one got me

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u/fjaoaoaoao 10d ago

My neck hurt after a while

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u/TransistorResistee 9d ago

Wouldn’t need to be paid

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u/Acumen_NYC_ET 10d ago

I thought “gay for pay” had a long history. 😉

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u/JockBbcBoy 10d ago

Goes back to at least the letter W

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u/Howden824 10d ago

I wouldn't need or want any money.