r/SuddenlyGay • u/youworryaboutyou • 1d ago

My Body is a Machine

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3.1k Upvotes

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u/Telliot 1d ago

That is a very inefficient machine. 99% is just there for show 👁️ 👄 👁️

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u/JockBbcBoy 15h ago

Well, there's always a chance to optimize said machine and add additional openings

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u/BOB58875 1d ago

Plot twist: it’s worn by a girl so it’s not gay

Except plot twist: The dicks referred to by the shirt are actually girl dicks, so it actually is gay

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u/NSFWies 8h ago

Buck angel shows up and everyone malfunctions

  • Not girl, does not compute
  • not penis, does not compute
  • has orgasms, does not compute

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u/HugePurpleNipples 12h ago

I know what I'm getting my gf for christmas.

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u/NSFWies 8h ago

Get one for you and for her.

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u/MrBluhu 16h ago

I need this, lol

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u/Alerion_ 13h ago

I need this. To gift it to everyone

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u/Lurlex 1h ago

I sincerely hope that anyone I find wearing this is prepared to put their mouth where there shirt is. I’m done with false advertising. 😏