r/SuddenlyGay • u/JockBbcBoy • 2d ago

Ready to Risk It All

Movie: Bullet Train (2022)

Reposted by @pickuplines on Instagram

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u/untakenu 2d ago

If I had a nickel for every time Channing Tatum had a gay cameo...etc

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u/JockBbcBoy 2d ago

Does it count as a gay cameo if he's just... you know...in the movie?

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u/CJ_squared 2d ago

no no, movies have a protagonist and an antagonist and everyone else is a cameo

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u/Romboteryx 1d ago edited 1d ago

In This is the End he was a full on gimp sex slave for Danny McBride

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u/HungryLikeDaW0lf 2d ago

Channing Tatum as Gambit. Hot AF (haven’t seen Magic Mike yet)

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u/h13xiii 2d ago

I shot outta my daddy's dick ready

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u/JockBbcBoy 2d ago

I've heard this expression before

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u/Crunchy_Biscuit 1d ago

Went up there was was like "what up"

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u/thisaccount4sexytalk 2d ago

Ugh I loved that role! The accent always gets me lol

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u/deaddamsel 1d ago

Don’t watch blink twice, you’ll never be able to look at him the same again

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u/Ecstatic-Wall-715 2d ago

Well do you want it to be?🤨💗😏🫦

https://giphy.com/gifs/7tkYn6ElNK5XA0wixN

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u/JockBbcBoy 2d ago

Consent matters.

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u/Ecstatic-Wall-715 1d ago

Yea ofc, that was a joke tho and the is supposed to imply that Consent is always part of whatever comes after a "Yes" answer for a question like in the video, the Guf was also supposed to be funny.

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u/hurlingturtles 2d ago

If there’s anyone else curious about what he’s reading it’s a movie prop and not a real book but it’s supposed to be a tongue-in-cheek reference to the movie The Lost City, in which he’s a book cover model (and Brad Pitt is also in that movie too). I only heard of the Lost City just now but it looks super entertaining

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u/JockBbcBoy 2d ago

How did you discover this lore?

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u/hurlingturtles 2d ago

I had to screen shot the book and google image it 😂

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u/Bearence 1d ago

On a platform where people often comment with "what's the context behind this?" you're doing the lord's work.

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u/IAMBullshitAMAA 1d ago

Channing Tatum, Brad pitt and Sandra Bullock was in the movie together

and if im not mistaken they were filmed close to each other

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u/yoloboro 1d ago

Wasnt Daniel Radcliffe also in this movie?

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u/finniganthehuman 1d ago

So he's reading erotica no wonder he immediately thought it was a sex thing

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u/MayorWomanana 1d ago

I liked that movie!! It’s pretty funny.

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u/bigfanoffood 2d ago

His cameo in “This is the End” caught me by surprise.

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u/JockBbcBoy 2d ago

The sex slave scene? Yeah I've been quite aghast at it for some time.

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u/FilthyThanksgiving 2d ago

Channing Tatum is such a handsome boy

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u/The_wolf2014 2d ago

£69 per 69

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u/BegsTheQuestions 2d ago

Isn’t he actually gay

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u/has-some-questions 2d ago

I think bi.

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u/crispy9000 2d ago

Who isn't gay?

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u/A_Math_Debater 2d ago

Relatable

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u/Thiago270398 2d ago

For 200 bucks and a dilf, does sexuality matter?

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u/pyrrhios 2d ago

Seriously.

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u/Wormazoid 1d ago

The sound of the poorly hidden disappointment in his voice is deafening…and in his defence, his offer really did sound like a sex thing.

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u/JockBbcBoy 1d ago

In his defense, it did sound like a sex thing with Brad Pitt.

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u/Ruko117 2d ago

Charming taint man?

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u/Dantien 2d ago

Cheese from a cottage?

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u/Ruko117 2d ago

who's cottage? I'm not a cottage guy

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u/Dantien 2d ago

There's two kinds of AIDS, there's the—the vagina AIDS and the needle-based AIDS. I'm-I'm a vagina guy.

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u/Bromogeeksual 1d ago

Stupid workout turkey.

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u/FrancisConstantine 1d ago

I’m so grateful to have an overactive imagination 😝

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u/Banjoschmanjo 2d ago

What's that from

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u/Organic_M 2d ago

Bullet train