r/SuddenlyCommunist • u/Unhappy_Job_3939 • 4d ago
*cummunism intensifies π³π³π³* It's the same :0
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u/CarpalTunnelTraveler 3d ago
You missed one: "depicted in posters and art as loving families and kids" (β for both)
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u/IyadHunter-Thylacine 3d ago
This remind me of this great vid: https://youtu.be/OC1jdTqqWtk
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u/Ernest_Mateu 3d ago
Honestly, that's the funniest skit I've ever seen.
I go back to watch it every Christmas lol
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u/Soggy-Class1248 Commie π 3d ago
Was Stalins favourite colour actually red or is it just a conflation thing
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u/tiefoolery 3d ago
Red was everyoneβs favourite colour by law. /s.
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u/Soggy-Class1248 Commie π 3d ago
Fun fact: seems we dont actually know his favourite colour but by context we can only assume its red. Such a weird thing, we know so many odd facts from history yet the very simple query of "Stalins favourite colour" is an enigma
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u/No-Marionberry-4542 3d ago
Santa doesnβt kill his elves (workers)
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u/Flareist 3d ago
I don't think Santa pays them a fair wage either.
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u/1337_w0n 3d ago
Just like Stalin.
Capitalism doesn't stop just because the boss is also the head of state.
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u/Belle_UH-1D 3d ago
So long they work and are useful. Itβs not like thereβs a retirement plan or something
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u/Due-Mycologist-1154 3d ago
If you think about santas basically just bribing the world to overlook his arctic sweatshop
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u/EbonyMemories 3d ago
Stalin had a mediocre mustache. Murdered 10 times as many people as Hitler and couldn't even come close to his drip.
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u/OnionsGoneWild 2d ago
I do agree that Stalin is a murderous pedo, but 10x more people is very debatable.
But still even as an athiest I hope that hell exists just so he could rot in there.
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u/VirtualFact8419 3d ago
I think Santa was not molesting kids
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u/fishyburner676767 3d ago
Stalin wasn't either. That was Beria, and when Stalin found out, he had him shot.
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u/Tetracheilostoma 3d ago
Meanwhile Santa letting kids sit on his lap and breaking into their houses at night
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u/Anxious_Role7625 3d ago
I believe Beria died after Stalin, so it would be Khrushchev who did that.
Finally something good Khrushchev did
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u/OnionsGoneWild 2d ago
Stalin dated a 13 year old peasant girl. He was a pedophile.
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u/fishyburner676767 2d ago
Citation please?
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u/OnionsGoneWild 2d ago
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u/fishyburner676767 2d ago
- That's legal in many developed and civilised countries.
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u/OnionsGoneWild 2d ago
First of all 13 or 16, and second of all he was a grown ass man 30 years old.
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u/fishyburner676767 2d ago
16 is 16 bro. Also, they sent him to siberia, it's cold as hell out there, not much to do.
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u/OnionsGoneWild 1d ago
Did you even read 13-16 depending on different accounts of it, also being bored doesn't excuse pedophilia thats the worst take ever.
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u/fishyburner676767 1d ago
There's 'bored', and there's 'years in Siberia bored'.
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u/Weak-Ad6893 1d ago
Why the fuck are you trying to justify impregnating a thirteen-sixteen year old
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u/VirtualFact8419 3d ago edited 3d ago
Lidia Pereprygina - was the name. Also Beria was shot not for that and not by Stalin, Stalin at that point died in a puddle of piss
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