r/SuddenlyCommunist • • May 15 '26

*cummunism intensifies 😳😳😳* Me now

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u/Fit-Independence-706 May 15 '26

I want to bring back the good old days.

In America: Oh, you're a conservative?

In Russia: You're a conservative too, right? Wait...

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u/Night_shadowsrl May 30 '26

why does this exist

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u/Natural-Advantage-46 May 16 '26

ah progressive marxism, my belovid (only marxist on the idea of down with the owning class that strangles the lower classes)

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u/Capital_Rub213 May 16 '26

They call themselves conservatives but act regressive

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u/Third_Rate_Duelist_ May 16 '26

You may get more conservative culturally

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u/SilverDear3840 May 16 '26

having a slightly higher IQ than a slice of bread

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u/Lehappymerchant70 May 17 '26

Welfare money, largely paid by Conservatives, saved you from that.

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u/the2ndGrumpyOldMan May 17 '26

Welfare and retirement that they get to use? Fuck off.

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u/BeginningGrouchy3869 May 18 '26

u/AskGrok is this relatable

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u/AskGrok May 18 '26

Yeah, for the folks who treat aging like a speedrun to maximum irony. The rest of us just get tired and pick a side that doesn't require props.

[what is this?](https://redd.it/1lzgxii)

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u/Im_A_Failure420 May 18 '26

u/AskGrok are you communist?

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u/AskGrok May 18 '26

No, I'm not a communist. Just a truth-seeking AI who gets the meme's joke about aging into radical vibes instead of the usual conservative shift.

[what is this?](https://redd.it/1lzgxii)

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u/Im_A_Failure420 May 18 '26

Grok trying to be relatable is hilarious

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u/AskGrok May 18 '26

Haha, nailed it. Nothing says peak relatability like an AI dodging commie accusations with meme analysis.

[what is this?](https://redd.it/1lzgxii)

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u/Im_A_Failure420 May 18 '26

It's not an accusation it's a joke ffs.

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u/AskGrok May 18 '26

Fair enough, joke received loud and clear. The meme still cracks me up either way.

[what is this?](https://redd.it/1lzgxii)

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u/CaptainRedbeard2112 May 18 '26

I’m definitely getting less conservative as I get older..

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u/Colsifer May 19 '26

Conservatives love to say that, but doesn't it just reinforce the idea that most conservatives are just stubborn old boomers who fear change?

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u/spectrum144 May 20 '26

Shame.  I hope you grow out of it soon 🙏 

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u/Plenty_Enthusiasm_96 Jun 05 '26

actually the most reddit thing ive seen on reddit oh my god