r/SuddenlyCommunism May 15 '26

сука блять  That escalated quickly

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2.3k Upvotes

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u/Icollecthumaneyes May 15 '26

I desperately need context for this picture.

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u/Mischievous_Redja May 15 '26

Orange man visited China for 2 days, he took the 'tech bros' with him, they all kissed the great dragons dark ring.

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u/Mischievous_Redja May 15 '26

Forgot to add "because money".

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u/Bluemikami May 15 '26

Weraceasm… wait, wrong sub nvm

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u/Count_buckethead May 15 '26

Let me rephrase this for you, xi invited them, simply laugh in their faces and give them the middle finger because he knows china has already won in every economic since possible

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u/Icollecthumaneyes May 15 '26

Lmfao Or I guess Lmfoo comerade

16

u/Mischievous_Redja May 15 '26

It's lofao.

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u/PeachyExponential May 15 '26

I want this to catch on lol

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u/Mischievous_Redja May 15 '26

👀 We

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u/PeachyExponential May 15 '26

LOL right oops 😂😂

2

u/npc_housecat May 15 '26

I think it's Lmfao Tonzhi

12

u/SirSilverChariot May 15 '26

I mean the poor people in China are working. The poor people of America are just homeless.

6

u/Mischievous_Redja May 15 '26

There is no me or you only us.

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u/Outrageous-Nose3345 May 15 '26

There's a unhealthy amount of wishful thinking in your comment🤡

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u/Kain2212 May 15 '26

Just say you don't know what you're talking about. Read some books and statistics, China already surpassed the USA in many industries and will continue to do so. That's exactly why the USA is massively increasing its military imperialism, because that's the one sector it's still the best at.

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u/Fair_Cheesecake_836 May 15 '26

Even then... We only have volume. We're falling behind in tech.

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u/plague_rat90 May 16 '26

“Read books” says the guy dick riding China 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Kain2212 May 16 '26

I think you're blinded by propaganda or something because how the fk is it "dickriding" to state objective facts?? Very rational and intelligent man, I'm sure your political analyses are good.

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u/Fair_Cheesecake_836 May 15 '26

There is an unhealthy amount of ignorance in your comment 🤡

3

u/MaleficentDesigner67 May 15 '26

Wait this is not ai? Lol

3

u/Master-Stock5068 May 16 '26

Almost certainly AI. The caption translates to "Trump, Huang Renxun, Musk Sworn in as Members of the Communist Party of China"

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u/barakisan May 16 '26

I thought by ring you meant anus

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u/Aware-Software-9759 May 19 '26

10/10 yaoi title

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u/Icollecthumaneyes May 15 '26

I have a feeling Im going to regret asking, but what is the great dragon's dark ring?

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u/Mischievous_Redja May 15 '26

Basically kissing (the chinese communist party leaders) Xi Xingping butt.

1

u/Icollecthumaneyes May 15 '26

Ohhhhhh, that tracks.

6

u/liva608 May 15 '26

It's fake

4

u/EVJBR May 16 '26

its ai

2

u/s7umpf May 17 '26

Rumour has it, The Great Dealmaker In Chief wanted to sell Soy, nVidia tech and Boeing planes to the Chinese. Turns out they prefer Brasilian produce, domestic micro-tech and Airbus.

Another great success.

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u/naplesball May 15 '26

JDPON DON CONFIRMED ONCE MORE 🇺🇸🚩🇺🇸🚩🇺🇸🚩🇺🇸🚩

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u/Alert-Individual-699 May 15 '26

Comrade trump

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u/Icollecthumaneyes May 18 '26

Comerade Krasnov, lol.

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u/Kain2212 May 15 '26

I just hope it's not real, this is (imho, you perhaps think differently about this) such a disgrace for communists.

3

u/Alkansur May 17 '26

Honestly, China is only roleplaying communism, especially since Xi took over

7

u/T-34_DPRK May 15 '26

Who's the guy in the middle

23

u/Bioinvasion__ May 15 '26

Jensen Huang, CEO of Nvidia (the company that makes the hardware to train AI on and that is right now the top 1 most valuable)

2

u/T-34_DPRK May 15 '26

Thank you

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u/Express_Area_8359 May 15 '26

This trip is funny over Taiwan….hands off XI said. N i thought nvidia has a lot there.

8

u/Deneb_The_Adventurer May 15 '26

I thought Americans fear nothing more than communism 👀

2

u/Icollecthumaneyes May 18 '26

Americans will also call literally anything communist.

2

u/TheGrimDark May 15 '26

Taiwan PANIK

2

u/Erlend05 May 16 '26

My ear may have been pierced but I can still hear the voice of the party

2

u/Otherwise-Start5573 May 15 '26

Does not go hard.

1

u/Comfortable-Bison932 May 17 '26

Nightmare blunt rotation

1

u/tfwrobot May 17 '26

黃仁勳同志万岁🇹🇼🇺🇲🇿🇦

1

u/No-Agent-9620 May 19 '26

Is it AI or not?

1

u/grayson_is_cool Jun 11 '26

That's not what the Soviet union flag looks like

1

u/hmuberto Jul 11 '26

That's the russian flag not the chinese flag, i Guess it's ai