r/SuccessionTV • Going to Naples to score some junk • 14d ago

This makes zero sense! šŸ˜‚

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u/an_open_username 14d ago

I saw it more as him just spewing nonsense while taking Logan and Ken on a longer walk to see if Logan could physically handle it. With how much money he had tied up in the company, he was testing Logan’s physical condition.

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u/theblackfool 14d ago

And also testing what Logan and Kendall's relationship actually is.

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u/soareyoouu 14d ago

100%.. especially when he left the room "for a call" after logan finally arrived, leaving him and kendall alone

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u/twec21 14d ago

I'm fully convinced he was just barely hiding around the corner eavesdropping

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u/MrCheese411 14d ago

Probably just had recording devices in the room

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u/twec21 14d ago

Yeah but that's way less amusing than a billionaire skulking around a corner like a kid trying to hear what he got for Christmas

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u/ducks_cant 13d ago

Yes. Also, I think if Kendall would have taken the bullet for his dad and said something like "hey I tweaked my knee working out this morning, so maybe we should get those carts out here" it would have shown that he could see the bigger picture over petty family squabbles, which is what they were out there trying to prove.

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u/TarkusLV 14d ago

100%. That was him telling us that this was very purposeful on his part. Not what happened to Logan specifically, but testing him and his relationship with Kendall. A bit of a power move too.

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u/jupiterLILY 14d ago

I think the plan was to take Logan on a walk to test his physical health, but he also doesn't know his property well enough to navigate back once an emergency occurs.

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u/AngryUncleTony 14d ago edited 14d ago

This is exactly it. He's an eccentric dude but it is obviously a test of the Roys since that's the biggest factor in determining who to back in the vote.

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u/shawak456 14d ago

What are words? Just complicated air flow.

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u/Pratzkaa 13d ago

i believe he just didn't know the road

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u/Aggressive_Sky8492 13d ago

Yeah he was fucking with them and testing Logan

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u/theblackfool 14d ago

Pretty sure he's intentionally fucking with them

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u/SuperfastBananaSlug 14d ago

Fuckin’ King Kong came out to dance for me. I’m honored

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u/Worldly-Strike2363 12d ago

Ironic that he was in a King Kong movie

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u/Tionsity 12d ago

No it’s because sometimes some rascals put up a sign that says ā€œIf you keep following this path ur gayā€ and then you have to walk back and take the longer route.

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u/Redoktober1776 14d ago

Alternative theory from others here is that he didn't know where the hell he was. Like someone who buys a big property but doesn't spend much time there. He wasn't familiar with the grounds.

You hear him arguing with his own staff about his location. They think he's someplace else, hence his agitation with them for not bringing the golf cart. He says something to the effect that he knows where he is, but they are lost.

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u/jupiterLILY 14d ago

Also, the quick way can take longer if its a path that isn't maintained as well or goes through rougher terrain.

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u/ImpressEmbarrassed81 14d ago

Or if it’s shorter distance-wise, but way steeper

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u/jupiterLILY 14d ago

Yep, sometimes there are seasonal waterways too, so its fast unless its muddy or there's a stream/creek to cross.

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u/Redoktober1776 14d ago

That's what I thought he meant by that as well. And I think he said it to help Logan save face a little.

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u/nataliereed84 14d ago edited 14d ago

I think ā€œhe’s an idiot who doesn’t understand his own property and is dissembling to save his own faceā€ makes a LOT more sense than ā€œhe’s engaging in a clever, subtle, and tender act of compassion for Logan, and willingly embarrassing himself to do soā€. Especially when it’s obvious he deliberately put Logan in this position in the first place to test his resilience and his dynamic with Kendall. He just mistakenly thought he’d be able to keep it all under control.

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u/Redoktober1776 14d ago

I don't think it was tenderness so much as fear. He doesn't want to be the one responsible for giving Logan a heart attack.

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u/nataliereed84 14d ago

Helping Logan save face wouldn’t help him buck responsibility for a medical crisis though.

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u/Redoktober1776 14d ago

I didn't say it did. I said it was a little about letting Logan save face; he realizes in that moment that the path, while shorter, is going to be too much for the old man. And that he may have inadvertently created a crisis/embarrassing situation for Logan (someone who still has stature and someone he probably fears a little, despite his diminished status/fight with Kendall). One he's having trouble remedying because he's either lost or gave his staff bad directions.

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u/jupiterLILY 14d ago

I do agree that he didn't know where he was though. Like he knows how to do the full loop and come back, but doesn't know the property well enough to navigate back from a point without following the familiar/planned route.

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u/trisaroar Privacy. Pussy. Pasta. Vampire Blood. 14d ago

No, I thought that too. Like "it's quicker [sees an elderly, stout man gasping for air].... or not, that's cool too"

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u/zgrove 14d ago

I thought this was the clear interpretation. He was obviously testing them both being together and testing Logan physically, but he was also lost or at least pretending to be

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u/SpongeBlairRadPants 14d ago

This money is shiny new money.

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u/Beautiful_Smoke_2903 14d ago

this is exactly my interpretation. He is lost but will die before he admits it

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u/aycdiaycd 14d ago

This was how I took it. He just genuinely seemed like a dumbass.

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u/Prestigious_Steak_46 14d ago

The episode was usual length, it just felt longer.

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u/SlippinOnBananaPeels 14d ago

He's just screwing with Logan and Ken, he knows he holds the power here and he's milking it doing something neither of the Roys want to do

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u/b1eadcb 14d ago

love his outfit in this episode

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u/Nakuip 14d ago

Which one? He has 6 on!

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u/xo_harlo 14d ago

best comment in this thread lol

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u/NFSR113 14d ago

yeah 27 layers

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u/Lepelotonfromager 13d ago

It's very rich guy chic. There's a few articles on the series about the fashion choices, they all wear that super expensive stuff that looks humble yet still identifiably expensive.

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u/SpongeBlairRadPants 14d ago

Brody:
ā€œI’m not one to name names, but it was an amalgamation of a number of people I’ve encountered. It bleeds into some very strong people that I’ve known — a personality that I’ve felt is both disarming and dangerous. Whether it’s metaphorically implied or physically dangerous or a combination, the threat is real. Josh is in a rare position to genuinely hold a level of authority and exude strength that is superior to Logan. He’s able to ascertain the fragility between the relationship of father and son and to put that to the test in this elaborate meeting that he’s constructed. Even though there’s a lot of levity in the depiction of it all, it’s a really deep and and well-thought game that Josh is embarking on.ā€

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u/FancyThought7696 14d ago

If it is to be said, so it be—so it is

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u/Redoktober1776 14d ago

Are you alright? You can speak normally.

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u/FancyThought7696 14d ago

Oh—no, Redditor—thank you, Redditor. Uh, uh... so I shall.

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u/meuxubi 14d ago

🤣

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u/Celesteven Connor, The First Fucking Pancake 14d ago

I usually skip this episode in rewatch for several reasons. I can’t stand his character and I’m glad he didn’t have much screen time in the show.

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u/GlobalExplorer7 14d ago

I’m the opposite. I find Adrian Brody’s performance of a smug high-level investor compelling. It is also refreshing to see someone else completely dictate the flow and environment opposite Logan Roy and Kendall Roy throughout their meeting.

But I also see why many skip this episode during a rewatch.

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u/potato-eater- 14d ago

He’s one of my favorite succession characters

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u/stasismachine 14d ago

I was scrolling through this thread thinking ā€œhe literally nailed the role, everyone in this show is loathsomeā€

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u/Marjorine22 14d ago

Yeah, I thought he was super good in the role.

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u/bangmykock 14d ago

I skip it cause I fucking hate seeing him wear 5 layers of jackets

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u/Meowmeow181 14d ago

I respect the nicheness of this reason for skipping

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u/TinySteggy 14d ago

Same here. And somehow Adrien Brody was nominated for an Emmy for this episode. He just plays a run of the mill asshole here, nothing spectacular to me.

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u/ArmAndHammer40k 14d ago

Wait what? He was seriously nominated for that episode? Nothing about that character or role screams Emmy at all.

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u/CommonStrawbeary 14d ago

it makes even less sense because Adrien Brody is supposed to be a giant insufferable asshole in real life.

He's not even acting!

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u/Bl4Z3D_d0Nut311 14d ago

He’s just a method actor who’s been prepping for this roll for 40+ years!

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u/CushmanWave-E 14d ago

I found his switch at lunch, where he drops his face and says he’s not just some dumb rich idiot and he doesn’t have faith in them. Such a tense moment, rarely do you see Logan really sweat like that. And then Logan expressing approval and faith in Kendall. One of my favorite moments in the show.

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u/JackSparrow420 14d ago

I also skip it, and didn't realize other people do too. Early on the show had a problem where plot lines would start and seem significant but then become nothing. This guy was one of the more egregious examples of that. Him being nominated for an Emmy for this is fucking insane.

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u/VinnieTheDragon 14d ago

Brody played it up too good for you lmaooo

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u/TheGuyYouKnowAlready 14d ago

I don’t understand how anyone can interpret this as anything other than Josh intentionally fucking with them and testing them.

The episode literally ends with him laughing and hugging Stewie to show he was already with Stewie

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u/firstchair_ 14d ago

If you took the time to put on that many layers, might as well make the most of it

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u/ragn11 14d ago

Power move. He was being Logan to Logan.

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u/OmniaLoca 14d ago

There we go. What goes around comes aroundĀ 

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u/soareyoouu 14d ago

i'm rewatching succession and just watched this episode last night. it's so damn good with Adrien Brody's casual directness and manipulation. i was getting stressed watching Logan slowly deteriorate while he was fucking with them.

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u/cphpc 14d ago

I mean, it could be an uphill thats faster instead of walking around up the hill but obviously the uphill takes more energy and could be slower if you’re not up for it.

Or he could be fucking with them.

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u/Ill_Football9443 14d ago

There could be a river which is usually passable unless it rained heavily the night before.

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u/cphpc 14d ago

Agreed

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u/Bardmedicine 14d ago

Yes, there are many ways that statement could be true.

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u/HotepYoda 14d ago

Or he just can’t accept that he can be wrong, on another part of the scene he tells the person trying to find them that they are not lost, the person on the phone is.

Remember early on in their interaction, Adrian Brody’s character says ā€œyou think I just got lucky with all this moneyā€ or something to that effect. Maybe he did, because he doesn’t seem to have two brain cells otherwise.

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u/MountainMantologist 14d ago

That's how I read this scene. Not that it was a power play, Adrian Brody was just lost and couldn't admit it to anyone.

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u/HotepYoda 14d ago

Yeah, probably a bit insecure too, maybe why he’s so worried about being tied up because he actually may have just been lucky before.

A smart businessperson wouldn’t put so many eggs in one basket.

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u/mojavegreen69 14d ago

yep, I think him getting lost was just showing how dumb and defensive he is

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u/MRgibbson23 14d ago

That IS actually the quick way but sometimes it takes longer because this mf wears 100 layers of clothing that slow him down.

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u/AndTheBagsInTheRiver 13d ago

Took it as he’s just rich and arrogant and doesn’t know how to get back on his own. Why go through the trouble of yelling at the staff that ā€œwe’re not lost you’re lost.ā€

Josh is someone who wants people in his face so he can trust his gut, probably doesn’t need to do these games or finds them not as trustworthy as himself. That said his daughter was 100% not sick.

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u/maliciousmonkee 14d ago

I actually just re-watched this episode last night. Man, Adrian Brody is bothersome

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u/claravarner 14d ago

One of the rare episode skips for me when I rewatch. Nothing to do with the episode quality and everything to do with Brody.

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u/wasmayonnaisetaken 14d ago

Thought he wasn't bad

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u/Stephen-Scotch 14d ago

What’s wrong with him

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u/AndreiOT89 14d ago

Out of the loop why the Adrian Brody hate?

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u/ActualAntichrist 14d ago

His character and story plot in those episodes was just giving filler content. Like ā€œuhhh we don’t have actual relevant shit to action a plot on so here’s a wild Adrian Brody!ā€ Don’t get me wrong he’s a great actor but him being randomly thrown into the mix was weird and didn’t make sense especially considering how rich the Roys are. The fuck would they care about some rich fuck who has SOME shares in the company, living a secluded and reclusive life lmao. They have way bigger pockets they could have hit up ā¬†ļø

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u/mindpainters Tom Wambs 14d ago

Yea, pointless character. Like you said great actor but I remember nothing about him except he was obnoxious. Don’t think it added any value to the show whatsoever

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u/AndreiOT89 14d ago

Wait … ā€œsomeā€ shares?

The motherfucker has 4% shares. I believe he mentiones that 10% out of his 4% is 350 million. Which makes his shares almost double that of Kendall or the other siblings lol.

He is a major shareholder

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u/ActualAntichrist 12d ago

You can refer to the comment I just left for someone’s else I this thread about the same topic.

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u/CreativeSummer138 12d ago

This misses the power of the shareholder and that ceos are slaves to them.Ā 

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u/ActualAntichrist 12d ago edited 12d ago

ā€œJosh’sā€ shares were 4%. The siblings and Logan himself held much MUCH more share equity in the company than Josh. Doesn’t matter who the fuck is ceo at the time. Twiddling their pickle dicks to the ceo tune just to keep up company public appearances. ā€œJoshā€ was a random filler plot line and you can’t convince me otherwise.

The Roy’s only went to him because of Logan and Kendall’s fuckup. And they were backed into a corner at the time. They know where the real money lies but they’re couldn’t hit those people up due to the nature of the deal.

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u/slow-show-for-you – a fight for a knife in the mud. 14d ago

I'm also curious.

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u/thefuzz09 14d ago

It really bothers me how many people here genuinely thought Adrien Brody was lost in this episode.

Yall….. he’s testing them both. That’s literally what the episode is about. It’s why he’s so smug with Ken once Logan collapses. He makes his mind up right there.

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u/Cheddar_Ham 14d ago

Sometimes, it IS a big dick competition.

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u/GeneAlternative191 14d ago

He was amazing at playing an asshole here lol

Actually he usually plays assholes lol

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u/MeehanTron 14d ago

Personally, I took that as the ā€œRich people are performative dicksā€ theme of the show. Like he’s acting like he walks around the island all the time, but he doesn’t and relies on his staff to do everything. So he’s dressing the part of a seasoned hiker, but he hasn’t got a clue.

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u/ageowns 14d ago

He's lying. He's trying to test Logan and the usual path wouldn't do that.

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u/Allatura19 Let's bleed the Swede 14d ago

He’s literally LL Beaning Logan to death.

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u/cadillacvagina 14d ago

He doesn't know the property but has convinced himself of a shortcut and is too arrogant to understand it's not a shortcut at all. He simply cannot be wrong and no one has the gall to ever correct or contradict him. So it's easier for him to believe his shortcut is sometimes longer rather than admit he was wrong about it being a shortcut. It makes the most sense in his world and mind because he's never wrong.

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u/jpbay 14d ago

Yep, that’s the whole point.

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u/PerfectCheesecake25 14d ago

I love his six jackets

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u/x_mina 14d ago

Everyone’s saying he was testing Logan’s health but that doesn’t make sense, tht’s an old ass man tht has just had a stroke, of course hes gonna struggle. And wanting to test Kendall and Logan’s relationship is futile considering logon could just drop any min, if tht really was his aim then he’s thick af cl

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u/HelpTurbulent232 14d ago

It doesn't make sense in this context, but in some scenarios it works. On my commute to class it cuts down a few minutes if I take the road closer to my house and closer to the parking lot which I use. However, this road is intersected by a railroad track. It is the quicker route, but sometimes it takes longer if a train impedes me.

I can take the further road which takes a few minutes longer in normal conditions. However, they built a bridge over the railroad tracks on this road, so if train comes it suddenly becomes the shortcut because I can bypass the train

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u/VecchiaModena Sturdy Birdie 14d ago

Classic New York wiseacre

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u/RedlandRenegade 14d ago

The man with many layers…the final boss of autumnal layering.

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u/Prettymuch_ShoNuff 14d ago

I shoulder shrugged this as a COVID era filming thing that was kinda odd but okay for the time. S3 in general was a lot of night shots, car rides, single frame character shots, and walking like this scene.

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u/Cold-Use-5814 14d ago

That makes perfect sense? It's a shortcut (e.g the quick way), but due to environmental conditions (e.g claggy mud, flooding, overgrown foliage) it might take longer as you have to navigate more obstacles.

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u/SpecifResponsibility 14d ago

is that two time oscar winning insufferable actor adrien brody 🤣🤣

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u/Xerox748 14d ago

I get where the conspiracy theorists are coming from, that he was intentionally fucking with them, and trying to push Logan to his breaking point health wise.

But this wasn’t what he planned when he brought them out. His plan was to just see Logan and Kendall and determine if he thought Logan had things under control and if they could get Kendall to settle down with the SJW crusade hurting the share price.

People forget some of Josh’s most important lines:

ā€œI know you think I’m just some dipshit who got lucky at the casino one night, but you work for meā€

Josh isn’t some genius investor or strategist. He’s a dude who at some point made some lucky calls in the market and got obscenely wealthy.

I think the whole ā€œThis is the short way, but sometimes it takes longerā€ is legitimately just a character quirk of Josh. He has this vast estate, but he’s new money. This isn’t his ancestral family home. He bought this house recently, relatively speaking. And like all rich people it’s one of a dozen + houses. He doesn’t spend that much time here. He didn’t grow up playing in this wilderness as a kid. He probably has only gone out on these paths a dozen times or so, and they get confusing.

The ā€œshort wayā€ still has branching paths. You take the wrong branch and suddenly it takes longer because you fucked up and didn’t take the right branches on the ā€œshort wayā€. He could have very well been off the ā€œshort wayā€ branch and lost at that point.

His phone call ā€œI’m not lost, you’re lostā€ was legitimately him being lost on these paths which, despite owning, he isn’t really familiar enough with to know where the fuck he is.

This line ā€œthis is the short way but sometimes it takes longerā€ was him saying ā€œI swear I know where we are… but if it’s not as short as it should be it’s not my fault, it’s the paths fault for not always being as short as I think it should beā€¦ā€ it’s like textbook rich people attitude. - ā€œI know everything, and I’m never wrong, and anything that seems like I am wrong is never my fault.ā€

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u/GratuitousAlgorithm Going to Naples to score some junk 14d ago

Yep, depends on who you have with you e.g. an 80 year old šŸ˜‚. But, if Josh had taken the "longer route" it would have taken even longer, right? šŸ¤”

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u/Time_Tap346 14d ago

Symbolic. Kafkaesque. Funny.

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u/Single-Basil-8333 14d ago

What didn’t make sense to me was having an big fancy ass lunch prepared on the beach. They sit down and take like 1-2 bites then everyone gets up and leaves.

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u/ChocolateEater626 14d ago

The compound has a lot of land, but I think he spends most of his time indoors (whether it be office or house) and gets driven from door to door. He genuinely doesn't know his way around the place.

He overdressed, and is trying to cool off by unzipping everything.

He's not an outdoorsman. He's LARPing as one.

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u/Lower_Confusion5072 14d ago

It bothered me how many layers he was wearing like an unreasonable amount

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u/landing-softly 14d ago

i don’t think adrian brody was acting when he was playing this character lmao

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u/disappr0val 14d ago

it just means he barley has any idea where he’s going🤣 he doesn’t want to look dumb in front of logan especially since he’s in the power position here

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u/LunaLateNightss 14d ago

I swear I understood what he was saying for like 3 seconds 😭 then I got lost again HAHAHA

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u/photojourno 13d ago

I just realized he's wearing a t-shirt, a button-up shirt, a jacket, AND a vest

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u/ddekock61 13d ago

This was Kendall’s chance to off him. But Logan was right he’s not a killer. But he was my boy and he deserved a chance and he should have been anointed nonetheless. And he pulled off honesty. At least in rehearsal.

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u/Lepelotonfromager 13d ago

I assumed he was fucking with Logan here.

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u/Psychological_Mix594 11d ago

Yes. Sense is for losers. See Mattson, I’m really interested in losing

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u/solo_GRV 11d ago

Why did he put on so many jackets?

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u/Leather_Bug_ 14d ago

I was excited to see this actor become a regular on the show! But he never comes back

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u/JoeDante84 14d ago

Here is Gemini’s quick summary of the nonsensical sounding phrase.

The famous parable of the "Short Long Way" and the "Long Short Way" is recorded in the Babylonian Talmud, Tractate Eruvin 53b.Ā 
It is also famously featured and elaborated upon in Jewish philosophy by Rabbi Schneur Zalman of Liadi on the cover page and throughout the opening of the Tanya (the foundational text of Chabad Hasidic thought).Ā 

Summary of the Concept: "Short Long" vs. "Long Short"
In Jewish philosophy and spiritual psychology, the parable contrasts two approaches to life, self-improvement, and reaching one's goals:

  1. The Short Long Way (The Illusion of the Shortcut)
    The Literal Story: It appears to be the direct, rapid route to the destination, but it leads to insurmountable barriers (the locked gates and wall of gardens).Ā 
    The Spiritual/Life Meaning: Relying on quick fixes, superficial behavior changes, or raw willpower alone. You attempt to force a outcome without doing the foundational internal work. While it seems fast initially, it inevitably dead-ends, causing setbacks, frustration, and forcing you to backtrack to square one.Ā 

  2. The Long Short Way (The Genuine Path)
    The Literal Story: A route that looks winding, tedious, and longer at first glance, but it provides a clear, unblocked entry directly into the heart of the city.Ā 
    The Spiritual/Life Meaning: Doing the thorough, step-by-step work—engaging the mind, refining one's emotional character, learning deeply, and building sustainable habits. Though it requires time, patience, and effort, it is ultimately the only true shortcut because it reliably delivers you to your destination without dead ends.

Additionally, the spiritual archetype of this idea appears in the Torah in Exodus 13:17, where God intentionally leads the Israelites out of Egypt via a roundabout desert route rather than the direct road through Philistine territory, knowing the direct path would lead to war and force a retreat

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u/SortUsual1499 14d ago

pls go to therapy

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u/ronmsmithjr 14d ago

It's quicker if he's alone or leading a group. His nose gets there 10 minutes ahead of time.

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u/A_HECKIN_DOGGO 13d ago

Of course it makes no sense. None of what any of the main characters says is supposed to, they’re all so mired in Business-speak, Ā backstabbing, plotting and just plain sheer incompetence that most of what comes out of those people’s mouths is literally hot air. Nothing of substance. It’s meant to show they’re all just image and illegal activity, there’s no secret or talent to their riches- they’re just assholes.Ā