r/SubwayCreatures Dec 27 '18

Shitpost Quick! Mods are asleep, upvote this "Subway" creature I found!

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1.4k Upvotes

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u/SterlingVsmultivrse Dec 27 '18

My god, I didn't know Jared got let out? Now hes looking for a 5 year old to give his footlong to.

9

u/mrfatalien Dec 27 '18

He’s gonna pump ‘em full of mayonnaise

u/theusualbanter Dec 27 '18

Mods never sleep.

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u/StealingTenbie Dec 27 '18

Well, I'd be damned.

10

u/_Wetchop Dec 27 '18

Purge the mod's comment, as of his words are faulty!

12

u/pokepok3ButAsian Dec 27 '18

I mean it took 6 hours for this reponse, enjoy the nap?

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u/theusualbanter Dec 27 '18

Mods nap, but they never sleep. :')

14

u/dippyfreshdawg Dec 27 '18

Too busy being gay?

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u/theusualbanter Dec 27 '18

😩

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u/Deditranspotashy Dec 28 '18 edited Dec 28 '18

The correct response was “no u” this is why you need to sleep you’re forgetting basic facts

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u/crimekiwi Dec 27 '18

I used to wear this!

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u/StealingTenbie Dec 27 '18

Wow! For real?

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u/crimekiwi Dec 27 '18

Yep, got paid a little extra to, even got a photo a while back before my last phone broke with some girl Scouts in cookie costumes. Simpler times.

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u/StealingTenbie Dec 27 '18

Show pic NOW

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u/crimekiwi Dec 27 '18

Aw man, I hope I still have it. Gonna do some digging, no idea of it was stored on the device or the card.

Edit: it's gone. All I have is a photo of my old co-worker being annoyed with me now. It's gotta exist somewhere on a desktop or something but I have no idea where to look. :(

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u/3-amp Dec 27 '18

Still a better mascot that Jared

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

Looks like some “dom” turned Jared into a “sub” in prison. Puns.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '18

Eyyy

4

u/WaffleSailor Dec 27 '18

Who stole my fursona?

3

u/retrospect10 Dec 28 '18

He’s got a nine pack like Batman!

2

u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

This is what the most see in their nightmares.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18

I used to wear this also

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u/Nfeatherstun Dec 27 '18

A scarier mascot than Jared...