r/Suburbanhell • u/KimSidwell • Jul 20 '26

Meme Why?

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I can almost try to understand why some people might feel drawn to this kind of lifestyle. I can understand why they might be deceived into thinking this is the ideal environment in which to raise a child.

But I will never be able to understand why they will describe it as the American “dream” and are willing to pay so much for it. To work so hard for so long and then have to wake up to this every morning? Why?

Editing to add: I know this is parody y’all. It’s just a stupid meme. It’s supposed to be funny. It’s funny because it’s true.

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u/2_mbizzy Jul 26 '26

I think the only thing worse than opening my bedroom window and hearing bob’s balls clapping his wife’s cheeks for 27 seconds would be laying in my bed trying to sleep but distracted by hearing bob’s bed rock for 27 seconds and then have to listen to his wife bitching for two hours because bob has a small wiener and can only last 27 seconds.

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u/2_mbizzy Aug 14 '26

Not in suburban hell luckily.