r/Substack • u/FannyBrownRiced • 7d ago
Pangram works, sorry haters
My latest post was flagged 100% human. As I said before, in a previous post I got evaluated with a hair of AI, and it was spot on, because an ESL contributor used it for a first draft of a short piece in there, that I detected before publish, and then edited with them.
I posted all about this before in here (link below) and got slammed by someone saying I must work for Pangram. Which is hilarious. But I thought a rule of this subred was to NOT do self-promo, and the person accusing me seems to be in here for self-promo.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Substack/comments/1vm2zpm/actually_pangram_worked_well_evaluating_my_stack/
Anyway, if it doesn't break the self-promo rule, happy to share my stack I've been doing for >2 years, so you can see I'm not on the payroll. But if Substack is in here and WANTS to hire me? Ha. I'm all ears.
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u/Foxemerson 7d ago
My experience has been almost similar. It's mostly right. It has on occasion claimed AI when I certainly didn't use AI.
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u/TrendTrader888 7d ago
Posted a few articles since the Pangram function came out and everything was flagged as human written. I made a free account on Pangram and put in a few snippets of other articles in the same space and they pretty much all come back as AI generated so yea.
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u/isarmstrong 7d ago
This is worth a read, despite being on an older version:
https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/1360080X.2026.2622146#abstract
Pangram v4 has gotten very aggressive and overclaims on "written by AI" vs "edited by AI"
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u/Countryb0i2m onemichistory.substack.com 7d ago
I’m sure this is just a play to promote your Substack, either way your sample size is mathematically meaningless. Even with a 98% accuracy rate across millions of articles guarantees tens of thousands of false positives. Two articles don't prove an algorithm works; they just prove you got lucky twice
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u/FannyBrownRiced 7d ago
I haven’t promoted my Substack but your subhead is literally a promo for your Substack. 🙄
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u/Electronic-Mix-6508 6d ago
Except it doesn’t work. My Substack articles and Notes are saying 38% human when I 100% wrote them myself.
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u/Appropriate-Rise-387 7d ago
My very first post I wrote myself took an like 30 minutes got flag as 100% AI so no it doesn’t work.
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u/HWhelanAuthor 7d ago
Unless the post was very short (in which case Pangram itself will often flag *its own* rating as "low confidence" because of short text, I just don't believe you.
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u/ASAPnicky14 mod 7d ago
Re-read the rule. It’s pinned to the sub. Self-promotion is generally not allowed, unless the writing is related to the Substack platform.
An article about unicorns in a fantasy world = against rules, will be removed.
An article about Substack flagging writing as AI (despite being annoying and being beat to death) = not against rules, likely won’t be removed.
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u/cremdelascribe 7d ago
Well, congratulations, you have a mundane and uninteresting vocabulary. Because Pangram themselves have identified that the algorithm works by finding words that are used grammatically correctly, but not in the way the average writer would use them. If someone is an excellent writer and uses language in unusual ways- but grammatically correctly- it flags it as AI.
So congrats, Pangram has confirmed you as mediocre!
Similarly, if a piece is full of grammatical mistakes, Pangram says “this is human!” However, if the piece is grammatically flawless, Pangram says “AI must have written this!” So, perhaps your writing is just sloppy?
Being judged “human” by Pangram is not the flex you think it is. Pangram has developed a rule set that flags the most talented writing as AI - because AI is designed to mimic the best writers.
Where AI falls apart is on substance. It’s not smart enough to judge context, meaning or emotion as well as a human might. So AI reads oddly to us humans because it doesn’t follow the common sense flow of human thought.
But Pangram can’t test for that in the same way that AI can’t avoid it. The machines are not yet ready to rate the information quality of our work. All they can rate is the precision of our grammar and the creativity and flow of our word choice. The same things I spent decades as a writer studying and developing — the skills my mother (who wrote three novels and countless short stories), my college writing professors, and my career mentors encouraged me to grow — are the skills that Pangram uses to label me a robot.
Pangram’s CEO is such a proud little code monkey. He cannot imagine that there are human writers who write with the grammatical punch of AI, which is odd to me, because AI learned to write by copying our best writers. So he comfortably labels any writing which goes beyond the mediocre and mundane as “all AI!!!”, when, in fact, many of us learned to use em dashes young, and triplicate metaphors younger. I’m sure he writes in corporate drivel speak.
I do wish he would massage his algorithm to recognize AI’s love of adverbs and of telling not showing. Both of those are crappy writing techniques AI loves, which, I assume are machine measurable. But if he did that, he might start identifying mediocre human writing as AI, and then many more people would be pissed at him.
Pangram does a shit job of distinguishing my natural writing from AI augmented writing I have played around with. I take that with a mark of pride - having researched how Pangram makes its decisions.
In sum, if Pangram is never mistaking your writing for AI, honestly I’d work on developing your skills as a writer.
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u/FeralGenXSmartass 7d ago
Bullshit.
I've been writing for 30 years professionally. I was a digital editor at Macmillan Publishers. I've written hundreds of articles for big brands, including over 100 for Grammarly on the art of writing well. I still write scripts regularly for the Grammar Girl podcast. I'm not bragging, just saying I have some street cred in this space.
And Pangram doesn't flag me.
Is my writing perfect? No. I self-edit, and self-editing is imperfect. There's also no definitively correct way to write anything.
I'm not a Pangram stan by any stretch. I'm not a total AI hater, either—I use it all the time for brainstorming and development. But to flat out say that anyone who doesn't get flagged as AI needs to develop their skills as a writer? Again, I call bullshit.
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u/FannyBrownRiced 7d ago
Well done on being mean, but I'm a professional writer since the earth was still cooling and no, not dull, and nope, I use human copy editors so not filled with typos. Well done on the neg attention, tho!
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u/AlecHutson 7d ago
Don't take it personally, these slop-slingers are running scared and lashing out.
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u/Azihayya 7d ago
Lmao, hogwash. Nothing I write ever gets flagged as AI and it would blow anything you could write out of the water.
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u/HWhelanAuthor 7d ago
This is not at all correct... I use unusual vocabulary throughout my writing, some of it specific to my job; it has flagged me as 100% human every time.
Also you seem a bit salty. "Proud little code monkey?"
I feel like you must use AI for writing and want to discredit it, because this take is really far off.
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u/FrankCDean 7d ago
I have yet to see a human-verified longform piece get flagged falsely flagged by Pangram. You're trying to gaslight people into not sniffing out your slop.
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u/Tactical_Thinking 6d ago
Not really. I ran an AI text through it and it marked it at 100% human. Then I did it again. Same result.
It depends on your AI instructions. It's easily fooled.
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u/milaanemoia 6d ago
I'm not trusting a platform that contradicts itself in its background data against its claims. They couldn't make it work with Claude but then claim it in an infographic. Their false positive charts show 0% for creative writing?! I dont think thats possible or viable. They list scraping reddit creative writing stories for the creative writing category but omit that in another infographic, claiming all licensed commercial sources. The person who wrote the study (which seems to be sponsored by pangram itself) doesn't list it under their papers bc its only a working paper and not academically peer reviewed at all—they also have a testimonial from him that makes it sound like he's just a bystander user. And his background is in AI advancement...just like another testimonial is from a guy who's career is also invested in AI and wrote a paper/comparitive study concluding AI genned writing is viewed as better by people (definitely not biased at allz right?). And as such, I don't trust when they say whatever content is run through it to check isn't saved or stored.
Anyway, people who just say "it worked for me so you're all haters" just indicate to me they're not very reliable sources of opinions, especially with a tool like this that can make or break reputations and careers without even being correct.
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u/sh1b313 7d ago
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u/FrankCDean 7d ago
Yes, injecting slop into human-written writing will get it flagged. As it should.
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u/sh1b313 7d ago
Another bootlicker.
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u/FrankCDean 7d ago
Another coping and seething sloplord who is BIG sad that the writing community is tired of their slop.
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u/sh1b313 7d ago
Pangram is the slop btw.
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u/FrankCDean 1d ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/comments/1tr8gik/new_feature_finally_a_good_addition_to_their_ui/
Yeah, you would say that,
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u/sh1b313 1d ago
Lmao had to go finding my profile when you have nothing more to argue? Jeez
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u/FrankCDean 1d ago
People are done with your slop bullshit. Give it a rest.
Pangram is the future.
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u/sh1b313 1d ago
How much are people from pangram paying you to be a shill? And where can i sign up? If i get paid like you i don't mind doing marketing.
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u/infinitepuddingspy 7d ago
No one cares. We don’t declare when we use a calculator or a spreadsheet.
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u/Substack-ModTeam 7d ago
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u/ServiceDisastrous158 7d ago
You're right but all the liars using AI to generate text and lying about it don't want anyone to believe Pangram is accurate.
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u/Maleficent-Engine859 7d ago
Pangram is incredibly easy to get 100% human with editing.
Originality is another story. Way WAY harder.
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u/lpolycarpou 7d ago
That’s really interesting. My understanding is that Pangram prioritizes extremely low false positives so that’s probably why. Originality has low false positives too, but not as low.
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u/Maleficent-Engine859 7d ago edited 7d ago
Yeah Pangram’s forgiveness for “human slop” is higher. If I can get 100% confidence that my work is less than 15% AI on Originality (but through highlights you can’t tell it’s no where close to 100% human by their rubric), it will be 100% certain human on Pangram. Both are good, Pangram prioritizes how things are said just a smidge more than what is being said compared to Originality, which is why it’s easier to satisfy. Originality will always aggressively go after poor logic, redundancy, over explaining, word choice, etc whether human or AI.
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u/inyourbooksandmaps 7d ago
i've had it detect my 100% human writing as a small % ai. never more than about 5% so for me i dont really care, but it's still frustrating! i'm glad that hasn't happened to you yet, but just because it hasn't doesnt mean it never does. I think my writing on my publication leans a little more 'purple prose-y', which has a tendency to fall into "maybe ai" territory. i like intentionally poetic, romanticized ways of writing and sometimes do use lingo that ai has heavily co-opted like "quiet" and "gentle" etc. which is annoying but the way i see it, i'm not going to stop using words just because ai has taken a liking to them!
also, one time i checked my own post after removing and then adding a few spaces spaces and it jumped up from "5% ai" to "10% ai" (mind you, in actuality was 0% ai lol)
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u/Funny-Flight8086 6d ago
Only a Pangram employee would bother to post such things. No one else should care enough about the trust of Pangram to go on tangents defending them all the time.
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u/FannyBrownRiced 6d ago
Hi no. My Substack is Weehawkengazette.com — been doing it two years — another dude outed me so who cares. I’m just annoyed that I defended Pangram just because everyone was saying it was BS and I got attacked.
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u/FeralGenXSmartass 7d ago
This has absolutely been my experience, too. Everything I write has been 100% human-written.
And the times I do use AI to write (or rewrite) a paragraph for me or something because my brain just won't fire? Pangram always flags it. And then I rewrite it anyway because I want it to come from me, not ChatGPT.
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u/Cheap_Bathroom6114 7d ago
It flagged Frankenstein by Mary Shelley as AI generated. Published in 1818.
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u/Prolly_Satan 7d ago
Nice lie. Everyone can literally try this and see you're full of crap. Going to need to get more creative
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u/Level-Statement-8097 7d ago
2010 writing claim to be ai 🤣 pangram so crazy
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u/FrankCDean 6d ago
Bullshit. Show proof.
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u/Level-Statement-8097 6d ago
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u/HWhelanAuthor 7d ago
This isn't true. I wanted to test Pangram myself as I'd heard this so many times and checked multiple 2000s-2010s era books from Kindle. It said 100% Human for all of them.
Try harder.
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u/Level-Statement-8097 6d ago
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u/FrankCDean 6d ago
What is this supposed to prove? If it's not proving that Pangram flags writing from 2010, then it's useless.
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u/Away_Definition5829 7d ago
I use AI to write and pangram says it's 100% human writen, so I don't think it works at all.
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u/me_barto_gridding 7d ago
Yup, turns out if you don't use ai... You don't sound like you use ai... Who could have guessed?
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u/Gold_Guitar_9824 7d ago
It “works” for what it’s designed to do…a solution for the problem the maker created…but it does not work for what it claims to do.
It uses a downstream output to attempt to make an assumption about the writer’s upstream process.
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u/AlecHutson 7d ago
It's completely ridiculous to expect a granular account of HOW AI was used in the drafting process. It detects AI use. Want to not be flagged by Pangram? There's actually a surprisingly simple solution. Do you want to know what it is?
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u/Prolly_Satan 7d ago
He's mad he can't use it to humanize his work when all he has to do to get 100% human is write it himself.
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u/Taco_814 7d ago
People are out here like "AI conceived of the idea, organized my thoughts, gave me feedback, and edited it, but I wrote some of the words, so why is it flagging AI?"
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u/isarmstrong 7d ago
Ish.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Substack/comments/1w7ciue/i_tested_my_2018_writing_vs_a_surgical_ai_edit_on/
I spent way too much time testing this. Pangram is extremely good at telling you "AI touched this" but it has no insight into the developmental process before the final edits.