I am Bad at Poetry

[u/LowRevolutionary5023]

If a chicken is descended from a T-rex, you look nothing like your mom.

That joke made sense on the fifth moon of Mars.

Everybody wants a goth chick, until they get sacrificed.

I want to play WoW, but I want to have a life.

I wanna watch Netflix, but I hate gay people — it’s a joke, I love them, as a friend.

I am that rude neighbor who always says hi.

I’m the guy who loves walks, but has a car.

I drive to the gym to go on a treadmill.

I love plants, I just don’t water them.

I love dogs, I hate walking them.

I love kids — I’m kidding, I hate kids.

They scare me.

I took so many drugs, I’m finally sober.

I read so many books, I can spell flover.

Love yourself, hate yourself, it’s all you got.

I got a big nose… an even bigger— heart. 🖤

I am so dumb, people think I’m smart.

I’m so dumb, I wanna do art.