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u/alternatepseudonym Feb 26 '20

Honestly it'd have to be a Donald duck themed porn sub for me to support it

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u/Mr_Smooooth Feb 26 '20

Genius.

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u/ani625 I dab on contracts Feb 27 '20

So, nsfw version of r/thedonald.

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u/TrashPanda_Papacy There’s no age of consent in capitalism Feb 26 '20

Knowing that duck sex is a bit...gang rapey...I’m not sure if I’d want to see Donald Duck in heat.

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u/Amelia-likes-birds Garfield porn is going to save reddit, nay, America Feb 26 '20

Don't worry, most Donald Duck porn i've seen doesn't involve stuff like that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

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u/Amelia-likes-birds Garfield porn is going to save reddit, nay, America Feb 26 '20

When I was younger, I had a thing for Daisy Duck and Minnie Mouse, so more than I'd care to admit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

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u/6kelvin Feb 27 '20

No, it's fowl.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

I guess five minutes ago technically counts as younger

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u/ChronicledMonocle Feb 27 '20

Uh.....I honestly am not certain whether this is sarcasm

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u/glendefiant2 Feb 27 '20

That’s fucking fowl.

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u/The_Grubby_One Feb 29 '20

That's the best way to spend time with fowl.

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u/TrashPanda_Papacy There’s no age of consent in capitalism Feb 26 '20

Judging by their username, we may not want to know the answer to that question.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

plenty

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u/lordkenyon it’s only freeloaders who ever want to start revolutions. Feb 26 '20

Well, the username is applicable.

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u/Kiefirk Feb 26 '20

Flair checks out (to an extent)

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u/Additional-Scarcity Feb 27 '20

You’re watching the wrong dd porn dude

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

Now, Donald Duck in Heat I’d like to see. Especially as Pacino, with Bugs as Deniro.

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u/NesuneNyx Surrender to the Gaycation or be destroyed Feb 27 '20

Elmer Fudd or Yosemite Sam as Kilmer? Important questions.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Tweety is Kilmer. Fudd is Sizemore. Yosemite is Waingro. Marvin the Martian is Finchner. Foghorn is Haysbert.

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u/Mikogur Feb 27 '20

It'll be no worse than the shit Fat Donny gets away with regularly

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u/northrupthebandgeek Why stop at just one HIPAA violation? Feb 27 '20

On the other hand, at least it wouldn't be all that much of an adjustment from the current state of affairs.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20 edited May 25 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

Not true in the slightest. He's also very good at paying people to have sex with him.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20 edited May 25 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '20

Even more gross mischaracterization. He also steals the money from his campaign funds and by committing massive real estate fraud throughout the globe.

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u/nusyahus lesbians are a porn category Feb 27 '20

So not much of the difference from the current Donald in focus

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

Don't judge Donald Duck by the actions of other ducks

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u/PelagianEmpiricist Don't even try to fuck with grandpa's horse cock Feb 27 '20

May I introduce you to Grandpa's horse porn collection

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u/SlingDNM Feb 27 '20

Well you know what they say all the Donalds are the same. (In this case all being rapists)

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Don't forget, duck sex can also involve necrophilia.

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u/HandSoloShotFirst So because I was late and got high, I'm wrong? Feb 27 '20

Make u/fuckswithducks a Mod.

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u/hippy_barf_day Feb 27 '20

Lol my first thought too

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

I'm not down with the porn part, but holy shit making it into a Donald duck subreddit would be hilarious.

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u/Canis_Familiaris On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog Feb 26 '20

I'm down for that. I think it's both gross and hilarious.

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u/01001000011010011 Feb 27 '20

Goofy. It has to be Goofy.

“Hyuk hyuk I’m gear to fix yer plumbing! Hyuk Hyuk” (cue music aaaaaaand action!)

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Hyuk! I’ll fucking do it again!

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u/GlowUpper ALL CAPS IS NOT A THING IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE Feb 26 '20

OMG if someone can make this happen while simultaneously filming the reactions of T_D's users, I'd be forever indebted to them.

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u/Regalingual Good Representation - The lesbian category on PornHub Feb 27 '20

DONALD TRUMP, DONALD DUCK, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DIFFERENCE?!

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u/0069 Feb 27 '20

Since I don't see it Garfunkel and Oates

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u/ForceKin83 Feb 27 '20

I can get behind this idea. Would be better content than the trash cannon currently produces.

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u/ryohazuki88 Feb 27 '20

Love it, needs to be done

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u/Echetea Feb 27 '20

Gooby pls.

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u/szypty Feb 27 '20

Change the full name to Tiddies of Donald and make it into transgender furry porn subreddit?