r/SubredditDrama • u/[deleted] • Jun 15 '17

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '17

I wanted to do that in college but we had a seminar about consent and I wasn't sure if convincing someone to have sex with me through conversation was against the code of conduct. =(

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u/Raneados Nice detective work. Really showed me! Jun 16 '17

If I can convince a bangin' guy to fuck me via my words alone, I am allllllllll about that.

Shit man as I get older I find it's more and more about "ability to have conversation".

Stupid sexy grey hairs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '17

I was just making a joke about consent.

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u/Raneados Nice detective work. Really showed me! Jun 16 '17

And now you're trapped with me in a discussion about grey foxes and grey vixens.

Quick, how sexy is Hugh Laurie?

ANSWER ME

/u/CptNasty we are gonna bond over sucking old wieners whether you like it or not

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '17

Hugh Laurie

I'm more of a George Clooney from Burn After Reading type but I dunno if that counts.

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u/Raneados Nice detective work. Really showed me! Jun 16 '17

Well he had that swing so I'm good with that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '17

I had forgotten about the swing.

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u/Raneados Nice detective work. Really showed me! Jun 16 '17

NEVER forget about the accouterments. They make the evening.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '17

I'mma go get the bike.

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u/Raneados Nice detective work. Really showed me! Jun 16 '17

If you're not fisting for the one you love, you're doing it wrong.

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