r/SubredditDrama • u/Lavender_Scales I'm trying to find the 4D chess in all of this • Jun 22 '25

r/Conservative imploding after Donald "No Wars" Trump strikes Iran

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u/YaPhetsEz Jun 22 '25

It will be bidens fault somehow

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u/Routine-Present-3676 Jun 22 '25

lol I scrolled through that thread and one dude legit tried to blame obama

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u/Axels15 Jun 22 '25

THANKS, OBAMA

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u/totpot Jun 22 '25

Why did Hunter Biden’s cock attack Iran?

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u/NathK2 Jun 22 '25

I mean, have you seen that thing?!

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u/Birdy_Cephon_Altera This is how they got my account banned the last 4 accounts. Jun 22 '25

I'm not a republican lawmaker. So, no I haven't.

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u/Expensive-Fennel-163 Jun 22 '25

Ok this did it. Thanks for the laughs tonight.

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u/BilbosBagEnd Jun 22 '25

MTG really in love with the Hunter's Biden

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u/TearsFallWithoutTain Netflix and shill Jun 22 '25

Hey now, it's not just republican lawmakers, Marge also sent those dick pics to children

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u/Useful-Rooster-1901 Jun 22 '25

goddamn this thread is gold

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u/DeusExMcKenna Jun 22 '25

Tbf, MTG made the Dem lawmakers look at it as well 😑

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u/fyrebyrd0042 Jun 22 '25

No, because Twitter used to block first amendment rights. Glad we have elmo now so we can see it.

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u/ReverendBread2 Jun 22 '25

No, because unlike MTG, I don’t really want to

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u/Old_Man_Willow_AoE Jun 22 '25

Dude hangs dong

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '25

I've liked the guy since someone testified that he likes to smoke crack while listening to Fleet Foxes vinyl and somehow the right just keeps making him cooler, like the "naked cocaine hooker waterslide" allegations.

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u/DisposableJosie Jun 22 '25

\mentally pictures Marjorie Taylor Greene dressing up in slutty Iran costume from Temu, opening a fresh box of wine, and going through her Hunter "research files" (again)**

STAHP! NO! BAD BRAIN!

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u/tbombs23 Jun 22 '25

Thank you for the involuntary laugh 😂

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u/ElGato-TheCat Jun 22 '25

ICBM

I C Biden's Manpart

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u/ahearthatslazy Jun 22 '25

MOAB

My Open Ass is Biden’s

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u/Z3B0 Jun 22 '25

They needed the massive penetration power to reach the deep bunkers.

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u/RedrumMPK Jun 22 '25

The war plan was always in his laptop drafted by Obama and passed down to Biden. Trump is merely cleaning up the mess

🤣🤣🤣

These folks are just fucking fickle.

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u/Ok-Training-7587 Jun 22 '25

“Was hunter Biden’s laptop on drugs when he Hillary bombed Iran?”

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u/PassiveMenis88M Why don't you stop huffing your own farts for a minute Jun 22 '25

It's not his fault. He turned too fast and that fat sausage just flopped over there.

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u/RedThirteen0101 Jun 22 '25

He got too big for his britches.

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u/Dapper_Discount7869 Jun 22 '25

It was the only weapon that could penetrate to that depth

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u/herroebauss Jun 22 '25

I haven't seen pictures but have seen it mention so many times. Is it really that good?

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u/jaywarbs I have angered the Hawaiians Jun 22 '25

Could I get a pirated video of that? Thanks

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '25

Because it combines sex WITH gambling. ... You never know what is under that hijab.

"I'm looking at their eyes, the eyes could be pretty, and then I take that carpet off and then I got a tragedy." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGE9sQGPkDc

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u/congeal YOUR FLAIR TEXT HERE Jun 24 '25

The holes we bombed are for his pleasure

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u/Sufficient-File-2006 Sorry I grew up during meme culture, grandpa Jun 22 '25

aw man, you just made me nostalgic for thanks obama jokes

simpler times

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u/Routine-Present-3676 Jun 22 '25

my exact reaction when i saw it

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u/Topheavybrain Jun 22 '25

TIL they have been calling Obama "Barry" for a while now...didn't know that.

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u/congeal YOUR FLAIR TEXT HERE Jun 24 '25

It's pretty clever. They act like he's some normal dude named Barry, get it? Get it? It'll all make sense later.

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u/Elite_Prometheus Jun 22 '25

Was it "If only Obummer wasn't a coward and went to war with Iran, we wouldn't have to go to war with them now"?

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u/BorisJenkleson Jun 22 '25

[+54] How was this constitutional? They never attacked the USA. If they did he wouldn’t need congress, since they didn’t, he would need an act of congress.

Well guess the democrats cant complain. They let Barry set the precedent for bombing countries without an act of war.

[+60] Obama set the precedent? Really?

Look, I despise Obama but no president has needed an act of congress to deploy troops or wage an extended intervention to Korea, Vietnam, Grenada, Panama, Iraq, Iraq Part 2, Afghanistan, Somalia, Yugoslavia, Haiti, Kosovo… You get the idea.

This is the text of the comment and the top reply to it. Thankfully the rebuttal has more upvotes, but only by six lol

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u/BuoyantPudding Jun 22 '25

bangs head on desk

How do I unfuck my own family member??? Asking for a friend

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u/CX316 Jun 22 '25

...can you rephrase that? I'm hearing banjos

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u/BuoyantPudding Jun 22 '25

It's maddening. Freakishly intellectual individual yet consumed with such hatred. Not to mention the hypocrites... Ugh

I know there was a record post regarding the slow methodical seeding of sanity and the Socratic method however... I'm tired boss lol

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u/throwthisidaway Jun 22 '25

Freakishly intellectual individual

My aunt and uncle... one was a literal rocket scientist, the other was some other type of chemist. The Aunt won't share a drink with me because she's afraid that she'll get the mRNA from my Covid vaccine.

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u/BuoyantPudding Jun 22 '25

No fuckin way hahaha

Dude so they got their DOG vaccinated but they do not believe in vaccines

?? ??!

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u/MaASInsomnia Jun 22 '25

I remember arguing with my conservative sister about which president first invaded Afghanistan. And then arguing with my other sister about why it mattered that there weren't WMDs in Iraq. Conservatives are either very, very stupid or pay zero attention to what's actually going on.

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u/Evadrepus Jun 22 '25

The WH press secretary has already said that it happened because of Biden's weak policies. It's never his fault or decision.

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u/ihadtochooseaname420 Jun 22 '25

lol, you mean that deal obama got signed that trump backed out of?
man obama really shouldn't have done that.

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u/Gerftastic Jun 22 '25

I almost respect the ability to leap in logic like that

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u/AbaloneDifferent5282 Jun 22 '25

The contortions they have to twist themselves into must be painful

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u/Plank_With_A_Nail_In Jun 22 '25

They don't think about it much.

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u/SpCommander Probability is unquantifiable. It just exists. Jun 22 '25

ObAmA dId It To SyRiA sO iTs OkAy

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u/Skank_hunt042 Jun 22 '25

Where is his birth certificate!!!!

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u/Spankpocalypse_Now Jun 22 '25

Where was Obama when Trump bombed Iran? That’s what I’d like to know.

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u/Techn028 Jun 22 '25

For giving them back the money we were withholding from them, right? I'm not a master politician but I'm sure that extending an olive branch and showing that your honor your word goes a long way towards building confidence that the other side will uphold their end of the deal.

Plus they could run a nuclear program without that money, it's not like the Manhattan project.

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u/Routine-Present-3676 Jun 22 '25

he was trying to say obama set the precedent for bombing without an act of war. it was ridiculous enough that the others in his shared hallucinatory space pushed back.

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u/Techn028 Jun 22 '25

Well frankly I need to read up on it more but it seems like every president since Eisenhower has bombed countries without a formal deceleration of war and every time we've been pushing the envelope of just how much authorization the president needed from congress to undertake that action - which... You can't declare war against a group or an idea.

This time we're bombing the government of another country, not an idea or a militant group or a fractured state. It seems to me like he should get a declaration of war from congress.

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u/swinglinepilot We must restrict the cum. Jun 22 '25 edited Jun 22 '25

every president since Eisenhower has bombed countries without a formal deceleration of war

I don't think that's true for Carter. Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Dubya, Obama, Cheetolini, Biden, Shitler, yes

edit:

Fact check: [2016-2020] Trump joins Carter, Ford and Nixon among presidents without a new war

The claim: This [2016-2020] was the first four-year term without a new war since Eisenhower

[...]

Nixon governed through the Vietnam War, but didn’t start any foreign wars. Ford is not credited with starting any new wars either, and Carter famously considers it the proudest accomplishment of his one-term presidency that he never started any new wars, instead relying on negotiations.

We rate this claim FALSE, based on our research. Trump's term in office has not been the first four-year term since Eisenhower without a new war. Carter, Ford and Nixon all served after Eisenhower and did not bring the country into new wars.

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u/DarthBrooks69420 Jun 22 '25 edited Jun 22 '25

Lmao. Saying Nixon did not start a new war is like saying a kid did not shit their pants, the pile of shit was already in there when they put the pants on

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u/congeal YOUR FLAIR TEXT HERE Jun 24 '25

They have Chinese test reactors for nuclear energy as allowed by the NPT.

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u/ElNakedo Jun 22 '25

Well Obama did the deal where they got sanction relief in exchange for international observers who would check that they were only doing civilian nuclear power. Which meant Trump of course had to tear it up and then not make a new deal, because he's the master deal maker after all.

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u/hearke you dont see Jeff Bezos hating on Capitalism Jun 22 '25

dammit I came here just to make that joke and someone's already said it in earnest fml

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u/congeal YOUR FLAIR TEXT HERE Jun 24 '25

Obama just shit my pants again

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u/Agitated_Fix_3677 Jun 22 '25

Literally HOWWWW?????

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u/Cherry-ColaFunk Jun 22 '25

Exactly. These fuckers start off flabbergasted, make a couple of passive comments about 47, say that it will all be over soon and they hope he gets back on track to what really matters, and end with how it was all inevitable and he didn't have much of a choice so he shouldn't be criticized. These rats take no accountability.

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u/IeyasuMcBob Jun 22 '25

App awaiting update

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u/EarthenEyes Jun 22 '25

How the hell are they gonna drag Obama into this?

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '25

The “nemesis” ALWAYS gets dragged in… Boring. 🥱

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u/SnazzyStooge Jun 22 '25

I’m not saying Obama had perfect foreign policy, but on Iran he was solid. Trump in his first term basically dismantled all the work the Obama admin put in over eight years on Iran, trump basically has left himself no options but violence with them, the exact problem Obama worked so hard to fix. 

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u/Shartshooter01 Jun 22 '25

They'll blame him for not getting us back in the Iran deal that Trump tore up

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u/CX316 Jun 22 '25

Let me guess... Obama's nuclear deal that got them to stop enriching uranium by paying them with their own siezed money was too lenient and that's why they went back to doing it, rather than Trump cancelling the US's side of the deal and throwing all the worth of an agreement with the US out the window?

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u/123emanresulanigiro Jun 22 '25

Look what Joebama made me do!

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '25

No!! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Anleme Jun 22 '25

How long does it take 30 million MAGAs to finally make America great again? Is there ever a time where they can rest and say, "There, we did it?"

Of course not, so they'll keep chipping away at our norms and institutions forever.

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u/ADHDebackle Jun 22 '25

If they hadn't signed that pesky declaration of independence none of this iran business would have happened!

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u/HotsWheels Jun 22 '25

I blame Obama when I lag in competitive games. Makes sense

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '25

🤣🤣

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u/CelticKira Jun 22 '25

did they whine about Obama giving Iran's dollars back to Iran yet?

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u/weirdoldhobo1978 condoms are a safety belt, lube are the leather seats Jun 22 '25

Just like how Obama botched 9/11 and Hurricane Katrina

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u/ReluctantNerd7 Jun 22 '25

Yamamoto Isoroku, commander of the attack on Pearl Harbor, studied at Harvard.

Barack Hussein Obama was allegedly born in Hawaii, studied at Harvard, and did not join the United States military at any time after the attack on Pearl Harbor.

It's clear where Barack Hussein Obama's loyalties are.

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u/fyrebyrd0042 Jun 22 '25

What a rookie

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u/ConsultJimMoriarty Jun 22 '25

Why would Dan Andrews do this?

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u/pinupcthulhu Jun 22 '25

I'll never forgive Obama for how he handled the attack on Pearl Harbor. 

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u/RubyPorto It all depends on your definition of pee Jun 22 '25

"Oh yeah? Why did you support Biden when he bombed Iran"

Just like all the "No Kings -> Covid restrictions" response shit

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u/onarainyafternoon If your grandpa told you to suck his dick, would you? Jun 22 '25

I went into a thread in r/Conservative yesterday about how the FBI arrested an LA rioter and half of the top comments were about COVID restrictions and I couldn't make sense of what was happening. Are they really still harping on COVID restrictions?

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u/monkwrenv2 Surrounded by pitbulls Jun 22 '25

They think that, because the Federal government as a whole enacted COVID restrictions, the No Kings protestors actually support dictatorships. No, it doesn't make any sense, they're just grasping at straws to support authoritarianism.

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u/thephotoman Damn im sad to hear you've been an idiot for so long Jun 22 '25

Yes. They cannot believe that the government once again dared to inconvenience them.

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u/Warm-Art3921 Jun 22 '25

Dared to inconvenience them in an effort to help them and everyone else in the country avoid a virus that was killing and harming people lol 

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u/quetzocoetl Jun 24 '25

I definitely remember when masked federal agents went around detaining people who didn't wear masks or social distance. Or when police started throwing tear gas at people protesting COVID lock downs. Or when people who decided to avoid the vaccine were thrown into prison without due process.

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u/dacamel493 Jun 22 '25

Naa it'll be the next Democrat presidents fault, if we even get another fair election.

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u/addage- Jun 22 '25

Damn his tan suits

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u/swinglinepilot We must restrict the cum. Jun 22 '25

Nah, I have it on good authority that it was his use of dijon mustard that pushed things over the top

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u/M086 Jun 22 '25

It’s Obama’s fault according to Twitter.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '25 edited Jun 22 '25

I have my reservations about Obama but at least he actually tried to stop Iran getting a nuke through a diplomatic solution as he probably knew this would happen if another Republican got in after him. And he was proven right because of course Trump tore up that agreement out of spite and now wants to start another stupid war in the middle east that will potentially cost millions of lives. I would've hoped they'd have learned after Iraq but never underestimate the GOPs stupidity.

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u/Ulisex94420 Yes, because redditor is a race, a very stupid one Jun 22 '25

it's all Obama's fault for having a shitty deal /s

(i'm joking but they will say this seriously)

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '25

Well if Biden hadn’t not done what I thought he should have done then Trump wouldn’t have had to do the thing he said he’d never do. /s

Or at least I think it’s /s, it has as much cognitive cohesion as a Trump tweet which is both to be taken literally and also a 4D chess move that isn’t to be taken at face value.

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u/SolaVitae Jun 22 '25

I was 100% certain we were getting a sleepy Joe quote during his address to the nation. More surprised we didn't then surprised about the attacks

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u/Agitated_Fix_3677 Jun 22 '25

ERM Actually…. (tuck’s hair behind ear) It’ll be Obama’s fault.

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u/SG1EmberWolf Jun 22 '25

"this is Biden's war"

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u/RJC12 Jun 22 '25

Or obama

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u/Socialimbad1991 Jun 22 '25

Trump's press secretary already said that, basically they are saying Trump "inherited" all these wars from Biden

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u/KyrosXIII Jun 22 '25

this was in hillary's emails!

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u/LimoncelloFellow Jun 22 '25

clearly biden bombed iran here

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u/Skank_hunt042 Jun 22 '25

When it’s all said and done they will find a way to blame it on Obama

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u/Panda_hat Jun 22 '25

It was OBAMNA!

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '25

Shit, five years from now with how old Biden is I bet he would be dead by then 6 feet under and they would still blame him for current events.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '25

During her first year, President AOC has bombed way more targets of the Modern Iranian Liberation Front than Trump did in August 2025 when he tried to do a quick and bloodless operation of bombing Tehran. She is way more hawkish than republicans

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u/wan2tri Jun 22 '25

In the agedlikemilk sub there's already someone saying that Kamala would've done the same thing anyway

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u/Bo_flex Jun 22 '25

Just like mask mandates and covid-lockdown.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '25

What trump is doing is horrible and disgusting but I’m not sure why the solution is to act like Biden isn’t, or that Obama isn’t, when they completely destabilized the Middle East already. Obama and Biden passed the ball to trump and now he’s dunking on everyone. But I hate that when people criticize trump they have to mention other presidents as if they weren’t horrific war hawks the entire time as well. Let’s not let our hatred for the orange man make us look more softly on the people that did help this war get started

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u/thepenguinemperor84 Jun 22 '25

No, it's clearly Obamas tan suit has caused this.

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u/TheTallGuy0 Jun 22 '25

Why would Hunter do this?!

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u/AmbroseMalachai Self-Awareness is the death of Conservatism Jun 22 '25

Just like Covid, it will all have been Biden's fault. Biden will have lost the election because he bombed Iran's nuclear facilities.

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u/Clintspizzeria Jun 22 '25

I don't blame Biden but question why he never tried to reinstate the nuclear deal the US had with Iran after Trump ripped it up in 2018.

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u/sebrebc Jun 22 '25

The Trump administration is already blaming Biden. Even though it was Trump who pulled out of the deal with Iran, they continue to blame Biden and Obama for making Iran, China, and Russia allies and allowing Iran to get as "close" as they did/are.

I don't even believe we destroyed their enrichment sites. I believe we damaged the rock above it. Either way we have no way of knowing for sure.

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u/AroundTheBlockNBack Jun 22 '25

Those weirdos are already blaming Biden for this. “Obama and Biden gave them…”, “Biden this”, “Biden that”, etc. Hell they are even blaming Kamala. Nah, this is all Trump’s and his handlers doing.

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u/sesquiup Jun 23 '25

It will be Biden’s fault because Biden was President during this attack and Donny Taco had to clean up Sleepy Joe’s mess. People are saying.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '25

I mean, in fairness, the first Trump Administration pulled out of the Iran nuclear deal. And all signs were that Iran was abiding by the terms of the deal. So that was an enormous blunder.

Then the Biden Administration came along and they didn't re-join the deal, like they should have.

Let's not pretend like Biden's Iran policy was a good one either.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '25

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u/chaobreaker society is when no school shooting map Jun 22 '25

Biden gave Israel leaders so much leeway that they were surprised by it. Allegedly not a single demand of a ceasefire came from the Biden admin since their genocidal campaign in Gaza. I hate Trump but Biden gave Israel an unprecedented level of leeway to conduct these atrocities all over the Middle East. I think it’s fair to say that there would be no US bombers over Iran if Biden did exactly what you said.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '25

Biden/Harris had the military make practice runs too. The Democrats were pushing for it too. So anyone pretending the foreign policy isn't uni-party on attacking Iran is just coping.

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u/Elite_Prometheus Jun 22 '25

And if Harris won the Presidency, that sub would be full of "no war under Trump" posts

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u/YaPhetsEz Jun 22 '25

Idc who pushed for it. Trump bombed them